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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/877944252709449730

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zen death robot posted:

Bannon will be giving Brietbart the scoop

are you talking about dicks??????

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

kitty history

trevor moore is ncaf

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

the maga's have more guns

every morning i wake up and have an existential crisis

no vhs, no palm slamming or vin dieseling about the room

just pure dread about the military, police and all the right wingers colluding to handmaid tale this bitch

e: :420:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

dude looks like he was pulled from a dumpster behind Jim Henson Studios

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

dude looks like he was pulled from a dumpster behind Jim Henson Studios

he's r-bomb stephen king

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

RIP Huell Howser: GOAT tv host.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

zen death robot posted:

the maga's have more guns

Hurdur I'm the douchebag who thinks this means anything.

Millions and millions of armed civilian MAGAs can barely scrape together a single minority execution per week.

It's all pageantry and substitute dildoery.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

syscall girl posted:

every morning i wake up and have an existential crisis

no vhs, no palm slamming or vin dieseling about the room

just pure dread about the military, police and all the right wingers colluding to handmaid tale this bitch

e: :420:

thankfully the right-wingers are too dumb to pull this off

they're currently having nazi slapfights with eachother

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

gj on killing the last thread btw

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





i quit

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

a helpful bear posted:

gj on killing the last thread btw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTiS9P2u6Y

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




syscall girl posted:

every morning i wake up and have an existential crisis

no vhs, no palm slamming or vin dieseling about the room

just pure dread about the military, police and all the right wingers colluding to handmaid tale this bitch

e: :420:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

MadJackal posted:

Hurdur I'm the douchebag who thinks this means anything.

Millions and millions of armed civilian MAGAs can barely scrape together a single minority execution per week.

It's all pageantry and substitute dildoery.

ah how many pepes have you gunned down this month comrade?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
idk the health care bill is bad enough the aarp hates it with a furious passion. I'm reasonably sure old people are the one demographic that Senators will actually listen to and actually have to face consequences of they don't

The only thing that's a gut punch right now is the courts, if we can pry pissbaby's hands off of it i wouldn't be surprised if it expands in size especially if they do some particularly blatant henous poo poo

I'm tired of things not mattering tbh, I may have to turn in my nite crew badge and sig bc I'm a loose Cannon that's gone too far this time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zen death robot posted:

what is "substitute dildoery" and how much have you had to drink

its what you provide, usually a period of services, if you cannot afford a traditional dildowry when offering yr dildaughter in marriage

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Dildon trump

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i liked it better when i had hope for the future tbh

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

its what you provide, usually a period of services, if you cannot afford a traditional dildowry when offering yr dildaughter in marriage

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tiler Kiwi posted:

i liked it better when i had hope for the future tbh

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zen death robot posted:

what is "substitute dildoery" and how much have you had to drink

have you heard of the didgeridoo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

having watched that show the best scene is when the beardy guy is sitting in the theater with his wife and gets the text on his phone that it's on

you just know he's following the reddit thread for telling black people to shut up at the movies but he has to share it

oh yeah it's on

in two weeks

we've got this emergent text message network to take down the three branches with our ar-15s but uh

two weeks later!

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

zen death robot posted:

what is "substitute dildoery" and how much have you had to drink

1. # of guns is inversely proportional to cocklength. See "inadequacy."

2. several martinis

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i liked it better when i had hope for the future tbh

things only become hopeless when everyone does nothing, which is america's favorite pasttime but still

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




whoa jazerus you got a new av

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MadJackal posted:

1. # of guns is inversely proportional to cocklength. See "inadequacy."

2. several martinis

text yr exes

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

whoa jazerus you got a new av

the wise emperor of antiquity wasn't working so well anymore

i needed something to reflect the post-trump reality

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

bump_fn posted:

literally one of my undergrad courses involved reading about the development of the bomb from an actually left perspective

"We have two principles: first, we don't want war; second, we will strike back resolutely if anyone invades us. This is what we teach the members of the Communist Party and the whole nation. The Chinese people are not to be cowed by U.S. atomic blackmail. Our country has a population of 600 million and an area of 9,600,000 square kilometres. The United States cannot annihilate the Chinese nation with its small stack of atom bombs. Even if the U.S. atom bombs were so powerful that, when dropped on China, they would make a hole right through the earth, or even blow it up, that would hardly mean anything to the universe as a whole, though it might be a major event for the solar system." -- an actual leftist

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

ah how many pepes have you gunned down this month comrade?

I'm a simple Democrat so I don't need to go all tankie and declare who needs to be put against The loving Wall every now and then.

My point is it's all pageantry towards the cockends of the horseshoe. /r/the_donald and Chapo's headquarters are overflowing with Tuff Dudes who lust for the revolution yet amazingly never volunteer to fire the first shots. It's all fringe jackoff material.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jazerus posted:

the wise emperor of antiquity wasn't working so well anymore

i needed something to reflect the post-trump reality



This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location… it increases toward a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:

things only become hopeless when everyone does nothing, which is america's favorite pasttime but still

here on the edge of night and day the dualism is balanced on the knife edge enough that you can actually see me and Yinlock posting the same things

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

here on the edge of night and day the dualism is balanced on the knife edge enough that you can actually see me and Yinlock posting the same things

the stars have aligned and the dark seal is undone

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
donbald trmp

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

donbald trmp

he seems like a bad person

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

he seems like a bad person

confirmed he is pee pee

doo doo president? well that's a stretch

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



whoa nice alex jones and a nona

and ed balls

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Ahh Yes
Nov 16, 2004
>_>

Baloogan posted:

trump is going to win reelection while doing everything in his power to avoid being reelected and im gonna LAMO HARD

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