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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Hemp Knight
Sep 26, 2004

Spuckuk posted:

Flat Earth News is an incredible and goddamn depressing book.

Just dredging this up as another recommendation to read it.

Actually just read FEN a couple of days ago and thought that it needed an update to cover the phone hacking thing, so I'll have to check Hack News out.

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Was it the same type of fridge the Fire Service warned about 2 years ago?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31694519

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Kurtofan posted:

can someone tell me what glastonbury is
People like to dunk on it as a too-mainstream music festival for middle-class 30-somethings who are desperately trying to cling onto their youth. There is some truth to that, but I've been several times (although most recently 5 years ago) and always had a great time. It's basically a 4-day bender of alcohol (and drugs for those that are so inclined). The music, while great and why lots of people go, is often a distraction from the craziness you can find all over the site. You can easily have an amazing time and not actually go to a single music performance. It's hard to really convey the scale of the place - it will take you an hour maybe two to walk from one side to the other, and that's without considering the distractions you'll come across on the way. Google Glastonbury aerial pics and you'll see.

One thing that distinguishes it from other festivals is that the camping (you bring your own tents etc unless you're super posh) is mingled within all the entertainment areas. There are obviously designated camping fields and such, but they are interspersed within the whole place rather than like most other music festivals where you have separate camping/accommodation and entertainment areas. Also you are absolutely allowed to bring as much of your own alcohol/food in from home as you want - the only rule is no glass containers.

It's pretty expensive though (hence its reputation as very middle class) - £238 this year, plus another £1/200 for buying food/drink there.

[/seriouspost]

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


What sort of person typically reads the Telegraph and why does Google keep shoving links to them in my face, despite me not living in the UK?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Part of the fun, before they made the site an inpenetrable fortress, was to get into glasto without paying by finding breaches in the fence.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Zephro posted:

Good shout on the laser printer though.

Be careful with off-brand toners with them- the last one I bought cheap remained a bit powdery and seems to rub away/look quite grey, and the price difference between branded and off-brand aren't quite as steep as the inkjet carts- especially when you note that the estimated number of pages per drum can vary quite widely.

Either way it's a fuckload cheaper and faster to operate than an inkjet for text

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


simplefish posted:

What sort of person typically reads the Telegraph and why does Google keep shoving links to them in my face, despite me not living in the UK?

When you look in the mirror, do you see this?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

simplefish posted:

What sort of person typically reads the Telegraph and why does Google keep shoving links to them in my face, despite me not living in the UK?
Older, generally richer, generally well-educated (or at least think they are), white Tories.

Think bankers, executives, etc

It often conveys some of the same hysteria and hatred as the Mail but disguised beneath a thin veneer of big words and complex "analysis".

Ewan fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Jun 23, 2017

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Xaerael posted:

Part of the fun, before they made the site an inpenetrable fortress, was to get into glasto without paying by finding breaches in the fence.

and for years the organiser (Michael Eavis, now his Daughter Emily) used to turn a blind eye to people getting in for free, the festival used to have a bit of edge about it.

However it was getting silly, lots of robberies - you would get little gangs of kids (stereotypically scousers) going through the fields when people were out dancing and slashing tents + robbing people.

Plus it was way over capacity. I went a few times before the fence went up in the late 1990s and it was easily 250k people there.

The fence HAD to go up though, they were going to lose their license as the local council were getting pissed off.

The first year after the fence went up it felt half empty lol. But subsiquently theyve increased the official capacity year on year so it's back up to actual much higher numbers.

It was my local festival, so much so that one year I actually walked home from the site to my parent's house. Which was lovely.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
glastonbury is loving amazing and I wish I was there despite it not being what it was it is still an immense amount of fun.

we used to take mushrooms and watch stewart lee in the cabaret tent hahah

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

ultrabindu posted:

Was it the same type of fridge the Fire Service warned about 2 years ago?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31694519

Those fridge warnings came about after the building I used to work at burnt down because of a fridge fire. .

E: they made the story about the people because they didn't want to highlight the fact that the NHS is skipping saftey procedures.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Junior G-man posted:

When you look in the mirror, do you see this?



Not really no. I am a scraggly self-employed lager lout.


Ewan posted:

Older, generally richer, generally well-educated (or at least think they are), white Tories.

Think bankers, executives, etc

If I take a walk down the street I see a lot of these though, that might explain it

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
glastonbury is fine.

I really don't care about it.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
i thought fridges were meant to keep things cold??

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
is there a lot of getting it on at glastonbury

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Xaerael posted:

Part of the fun, before they made the site an inpenetrable fortress, was to get into glasto without paying by finding breaches in the fence.

When you could get in for free was when it was properly crazy. It was completely over crowded but the atmosphere was amazing. You used to have all these travelling sound systems from the free party circuit converging with ridiculous amounts of drugs etc.

That being said it's probably much nicer for a normal person wanting a bit of fun for a weekend now.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kurtofan posted:

is there a lot of getting it on at glastonbury

oh yes.

I remember watching ross noble there making a joke about having sex in your tent and the applause from people at stages feeling like applause for your sexual performance! best thing I've seen him do, and subsequently realised it was true!

had a few random hook ups at glastonbury and it is good.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JFairfax posted:

However it was getting silly, lots of robberies - you would get little gangs of kids (stereotypically scousers) going through the fields when people were out dancing and slashing tents + robbing people.

JFairfax now boycotted in Liverpool

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tesseraction posted:

JFairfax now boycotted in Liverpool

lol hey I did say stereotypically, and anyway I've lived in liverpool



also it's huge, like massive for a festival

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
For all the trouble, it has just solved all of the worlds problems.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/877632095740284930

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
:catstare:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I don't think Glastonbury sounds like fun. That's my hot take.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Rather be gassed in my sleep than wake up to get burnt to be fair

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
In the latest "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand the ramifications of my decisions" news:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...d=facebook-post

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rarity posted:

In the latest "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand the ramifications of my decisions" news:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...d=facebook-post

hahaha loving idiot

He said: “I regret my vote in the face of the Government I'm given.

“The reason I voted to leave was that I'm in favour of sovereignty. This was about sovereignty for me.

“As businessmen we need clarity about our future direction.

“If I don't have my 2,500 staff that I need, or I have no certainty of that from 2019 onwards, I don't have a business. It's as simple as that.”

A worker at Hall Hunter Partnership's Tuesley Farm in Godalming, Surrey, told Today it had had one English applicant in the last several years, but that they quit after one day.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i think leave voters who realise their business is now hosed is my fave thing

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

If it was PU foam as people have been saying then yeah the most significant gases it gives out when burned are carbon monoxide and hydrogen cyanide.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Cyanide is a pretty common product of stuff burning. It's responsible for most smoke inhalation deaths.

Usually it's formed when stuff that contains nitrogen, like nylon, polyurethane, or nitrile, burns not polyethylene, which is what they were saying was in the panels. I could understand if they were PU panels.

What's more likely is that the cladding set the whole building on fire, and then some of that other stuff gave off cyanide.

e: ^^ Yeah, or they were PU panels, they were saying polyethylene on the news. :shrug:

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Jun 23, 2017

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Pissflaps posted:

Jeremy Corbyn is doing a set there isn't he?

he promised the same last year, then pulled out on the day.
I don't trust him to turn up tbh

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Rarity posted:

In the latest "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand the ramifications of my decisions" news:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...d=facebook-post

You reap what you s

oops no scratch that :o:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

I don't think Glastonbury sounds like fun. That's my hot take.

Agreed, emphasis on hot :sun:

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
thank you for reminding me the daily mash exists because this is up there: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/may-unable-to-do-deal-at-tesco-checkout-20170621130088

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Festival chat: Glasto can get merked, Boomtown is the better choice

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib

Rarity posted:

In the latest "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand the ramifications of my decisions" news:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...d=facebook-post

This is a pretty quality self-own.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Rarity posted:

In the latest "I'm an idiot that doesn't understand the ramifications of my decisions" news:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...d=facebook-post

:discourse:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rarity posted:

Festival chat: Glasto can get merked, Boomtown is the better choice

ive heard v. v. good things about boomtown

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Rarity posted:

Festival chat: Glasto can get merked, Boomtown is the better choice

I did Boomtown a couple of years back and it was ace. Doing Noisily this year, although wish I'd done Boomtown again too seeing that Astrix is playing there

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ultrabindu posted:

Was it the same type of fridge the Fire Service warned about 2 years ago?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31694519
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/878191543214940160

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Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Verizian posted:

Never forget that he's a Tory.

His wife hosed the right wing out of him. There were even rumours he would defect to Labour before he became speaker.

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