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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
♪ I want to believe
The pee tapes are rea-al
I want to see president Donald
get peed on by models in Ru-u-u-ssia
That is my dream.
God knows, Lordy, I want to believe ♫

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Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/878200921980891136


hahahahahaha

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

This one word poo poo gets me everytime. Nice!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

https://youtu.be/4KNqFhJ6-n0

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


This whole healthcare bill thing is like some over the top bad guy in a lovely movie.

Like think about it. You'd be watching a movie and the plot would be this:

So the republican senators drafted a new healthcare bill, but they didn't let anyone see it! They hid it from everyone. Then when you could see it, it gives tax breaks to the wealthiest people in the country, and over 23 million people LOSE their healthcare!

You'd go "nah, this is dumb" and change the channel

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

This whole healthcare bill thing is like some over the top bad guy in a lovely movie.

Like think about it. You'd be watching a movie and the plot would be this:

So the republican senators drafted a new healthcare bill, but they didn't let anyone see it! They hid it from everyone. Then when you could see it, it gives tax breaks to the wealthiest people in the country, and over 23 million people LOSE their healthcare!

You'd go "nah, this is dumb" and change the channel

So Republican senators are the real-life equivalent to Speed 2: Cruise Control?

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

He keeps complaining about obstructionist Dems making it impossible to get anything done while also boasting about getting so much done without those rascally Dems' help and it will never not be funny to me

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Tiny Lowtax posted:

This whole healthcare bill thing is like some over the top bad guy in a lovely movie.

Like think about it. You'd be watching a movie and the plot would be this:

So the republican senators drafted a new healthcare bill, but they didn't let anyone see it! They hid it from everyone. Then when you could see it, it gives tax breaks to the wealthiest people in the country, and over 23 million people LOSE their healthcare!

You'd go "nah, this is dumb" and change the channel

Also, many of them are working with Russian spies.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Someone tell this retard you're not allowed to end a statement with "Nice!" unless you signed 69 or 420 pieces of legislation.

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
"Yeah but what the gently caress you gonna do about it?"
Dems: "Nothing"
Reps: "Exactly bitch.
Nothing matters anymore.:11tea:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Catastrophe posted:

no no no more like



It moves in sync with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fLOJswWtk

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

YOU JUST KEEP HITTIN' THEM FUCKIN' HOMERUNS, DONNY!!!!

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

The Archaic posted:

YOU JUST KEEP HITTIN' THEM FUCKIN' HOMERUNS, DONNY!!!!

If anything, Dems are hitting him with the ball, so he gets to take a base.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Tiny Lowtax posted:

This whole healthcare bill thing is like some over the top bad guy in a lovely movie.

Like think about it. You'd be watching a movie and the plot would be this:

So the republican senators drafted a new healthcare bill, but they didn't let anyone see it! They hid it from everyone. Then when you could see it, it gives tax breaks to the wealthiest people in the country, and over 23 million people LOSE their healthcare!

You'd go "nah, this is dumb" and change the channel

Just 23 million?
All of the US is affected by this.
23 million instantly lose sure, but you all lose as you wont be able to sue if a doctor decides to carve his initials on your skin with stiches, you can be denied that life saving cure if you had acne back in 1971 again, and even better INSURANCE COMPANIES DONT HAVE TO GIVE ANY ACTUAL INSURANCE! Check this guys twitter out, its lol after lol.

https://twitter.com/SenBobCasey/status/877915568959086592

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Ah yes, important laws like, umm, let's see... "H.R. 375 - An Act to designate the Federal building and United States courthouse located at 719 Church Street in Nashville, Tennessee, as the 'Fred D. Thompson Federal Building and United States Courthouse,'" yes, very good. :crossarms:

(Full list here for those interested: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/signed-legislation BIGLY legislation!!!)

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
And who could forget the "H.R. 534 - U.S. Wants to Compete for a World Expo Act"!

quote:

An Act

To require the Secretary of State to take such actions as may be necessary for the United States to rejoin the Bureau of International Expositions, and for other purposes.

lmao Jesus Christ. Bring back bread and circuses!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how long do we have to wait before they name battleships after trump?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

happyhippy posted:

Im loling as Trump has doomed millions of Americans to early deaths and increased poverty to give millionaires a $50k tax break by 2025.

Millions of Trump voters are going to lose their health insurance or watch their premiums skyrocket.

And they'll blame Obamacare.

Lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Jose posted:

how long do we have to wait before they name battleships after trump?

It'll be the first solid gold aircraft carrier, with beautiful fighter jets and very, very impressive high tech cyber. Believe me, most people don't realize this.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Jose posted:

how long do we have to wait before they name battleships after trump?

Which country?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/878191167019417601

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

quote:

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the “Follow the Rules Act”.

SEC. 2. PROHIBITED PERSONNEL ACTION BASED ON ORDERING INDIVIDUAL TO VIOLATE RULE OR REGULATION.

(a) In General.—Subparagraph (D) of section 2302(b)(9) of title 5, United States Code, is amended by inserting “, rule, or regulation” after “law”.


(b) Technical Correction.—Such subparagraph is further amended by striking “for”.

Donald added 3 words to legislation about not doing things! Nice!

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Jose posted:

how long do we have to wait before they name battleships after trump?

They'll give him a library or something somewhere unimportant but save the big stuff for more important people

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tiny Lowtax posted:

This whole healthcare bill thing is like some over the top bad guy in a lovely movie.

Like think about it. You'd be watching a movie and the plot would be this:

So the republican senators drafted a new healthcare bill, but they didn't let anyone see it! They hid it from everyone. Then when you could see it, it gives tax breaks to the wealthiest people in the country, and over 23 million people LOSE their healthcare!

You'd go "nah, this is dumb" and change the channel

This is the exact same way they and Obama wrote the TPP so it's nothing new

Neoliberals were defending it like "it won't be secret forever, you'll have your chance to read it (two weeks before it gets passed)"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Teikanmi posted:

They'll give him a library or something somewhere unimportant but save the big stuff for more important people

he's president he's extremely important

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

happyhippy posted:

Just 23 million?
All of the US is affected by this.
23 million instantly lose sure, but you all lose as you wont be able to sue if a doctor decides to carve his initials on your skin with stiches, you can be denied that life saving cure if you had acne back in 1971 again, and even better INSURANCE COMPANIES DONT HAVE TO GIVE ANY ACTUAL INSURANCE! Check this guys twitter out, its lol after lol.

https://twitter.com/SenBobCasey/status/877915568959086592

https://twitter.com/SenBobCasey/status/877921223136735232

Lmao

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

KickerOfMice posted:

You don't have to be a good person, or even a popular one to be elected. Just tell people what they want to hear. be better than the other candidate
:911:

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Jose posted:

he's president he's extremely important

not so far :lol: as far as I can tell he just gives rallies and goes golfing, sort of like being king of sweden, or something symbolic

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Page 133 though

America gets $160,000,000 a month to fight the opiate epidemic

That sure doesn't sound like much

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Teikanmi posted:

Page 133 though

America gets $160,000,000 a month to fight the opiate epidemic

That sure doesn't sound like much

It means literally fight as in funding police tac teams

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Yeah but that's like $80 per addict

That doesn't sound like much

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It means literally fight as in funding police tac teams

Ah, the Duterte method.

You don't have to pay for addiction treatment if the police shoot to kill and let the junkies bleed out on the streets

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jose posted:

how long do we have to wait before they name battleships after trump?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/6193Hxl2HhL._SX355_.jpg

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Teikanmi posted:

Yeah but that's like $80 per addict

That doesn't sound like much

I think you'll find that's like 200 bullets per addict

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the only reason this country pretends to care about the opiate epidemic is because it isn't limited to poors

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

That money is clearly to help fund police officer acquittals.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Teikanmi posted:

Yeah but that's like $80 per addict

That doesn't sound like much

I thought I read somewhere its only funding opiate help FOR ONLY ONE YEAR.
And it stops forever.

lol its probably quicker and cheaper if you killed yourself and your family if you get sick now in America

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Page 133 says
"18 to support substance use disorder treatment and
19 recovery support services for individuals with mental or
20 substance use disorders. "

Doesn't really sound like money used for knocking people's doors down either, unless it means they knock down your door and smack the heroin needle from your hand

I'm sure that tac team will be happy to split the 80 bucks, that's like a 5 dollar footlong for each of them lol

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think you'll find that's like 200 bullets per addict

cheaper and easier to just get some carfentil into the system

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