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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

:patriot:

the 8 year old american girl salutes him

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

meanwhile the guy calling paul ryan a c*ck and a f*g gets his name hidden to protect his identity

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
hail nice satan

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
hail sex satan

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Satan 69

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Winkie01 posted:

Its one of those things where everyone is thinking it, just never say it out loud.

You can say it out loud you just have to find a better way to do it than "I'm glad Steve Scalise got shot in his tiny dick"

Although I gotta admit my new favorite thing is offering very earnest condolences but instead of "Steve" using "David Duke without the baggage".

Satan is nice sometimes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

triple sulk posted:

he wasn't wrong though

Neither of them were wrong. The right of the average American to defend himself, even from government, is pretty fundamental. If you're glad about stuff like jazz music and apple pie, you ought to be glad someone out there was willing to validate one of the most tenured values of the republic.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
ALL HAIL SEX SATAN!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I like chili

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
69.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I also liked Chili's last time I was there

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Stupid sexy satan

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/KhaledAbuToameh/status/877786044141318144

?????????????????


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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wait if that healthcare bill goes through won't Steve Scalise prob. run into lifetime limits because of his dick & balls situation?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Reality Winner posted:

meanwhile the guy calling paul ryan a c*ck and a f*g gets his name hidden to protect his identity

but shouldn't everyone call Paul Ryan names?

and stuffing him in a gym locker and keying his car

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I hear they're making a third one. :ohdear:

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

sex page 69 420 weed seex

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/KristinaLuca/status/877929322664906752

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Gravy Jones posted:

This picture plus someone talking about Flood being their parent's first CD making me feel real old right now

i was ten so

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



nice

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



prefect posted:

I hear they're making a third one. :ohdear:

been hearing that for oh... must be 15 years now

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

Wait if that healthcare bill goes through won't Steve Scalise prob. run into lifetime limits because of his dick & balls situation?

wouldn't he be in congress healthcare plan which is a lot better lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I like the usage of the lion as the "trump party" because their species is on the decline because of inbreeding and poaching

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


gay satan

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lastgirl posted:

the greatest trick satan ever pulled off was touching trump's dong and pretending it existed

nice

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

aaaahahahaha oh poo poo i completely forgot that guys name

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



haha johnny depp isnt an actor?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

pfft, like trump would ever go to the theater

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Best time travel movie ever written, where time travel actually makes sense in that it doesn't loving make sense.

"poo poo I can't find the keys" "Okay, well once we get out of this mess remember to find the keys and put them behind this filing cabinet" *finds keys behind filing cabinet*

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
nice page

nice

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

wouldn't he be in congress healthcare plan which is a lot better lol

i've been told that they passed something that makes them non-exempt

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Wait if that healthcare bill goes through won't Steve Scalise prob. run into lifetime limits because of his dick & balls situation?

the statute of limitations on the cock and balls innit

prob rite pished outta yer mind if yer bits dinnae werk i wager let alone tryin tae chop chop about regular like

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


He's looking more and more like the Nuge every day

and also The Undertaker, a bit

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pathetic little tramp posted:

Best time travel movie ever written, where time travel actually makes sense in that it doesn't loving make sense.

"poo poo I can't find the keys" "Okay, well once we get out of this mess remember to find the keys and put them behind this filing cabinet" *finds keys behind filing cabinet*

except that makes perfect sense

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Reality Winner posted:

meanwhile the guy calling paul ryan a c*ck and a f*g gets his name hidden to protect his identity

I think it was revealed that he was a black Republican

Great credit to my race, that guy

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

i've been told that they passed something that makes them non-exempt

everyone gets what they deserve

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

GobiasIndustries posted:

Wait if that healthcare bill goes through won't Steve Scalise prob. run into lifetime limits because of his dick & balls situation?

Pretty much. But I doubt any healthcare company would limit a congressman, so oh well.

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