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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
cops can kill but not rape? this is outrageous!

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

the north won because they were fatter, more diabetic, and more addicted to opiods i assume. we're hosed yall

they were reliant on machines to do repetitive tasks

the other side were reliant on oppressing human lives and treating people like farm equipment

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



"it is regrettable that a more violent solution could not be found" - jimw

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Dude has a nice avatar tho

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

Ugh why does the media care so much about things like corruption and swelling our country off to Russia, who cares?

lol nothing matters

Independents are idiots, news at 11

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol the right whines and cries about horrible mean liberals, meanwhile
https://twitter.com/_jeffguo/status/878297295833493504

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

"But FAU, why are you such a pessimist?????"

well?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Chokes McGee posted:

no pressure or anything

Heller and Flake can both vote no and Pence can still make it happen. Both of them are up next year too.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol the right whines and cries about horrible mean liberals, meanwhile
https://twitter.com/_jeffguo/status/878297295833493504

Banality of Evil

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol the right whines and cries about horrible mean liberals, meanwhile
https://twitter.com/_jeffguo/status/878297295833493504

i love my dead gay deathcult country

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


how could thing have consequence?

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

Rush is using his show today to call for open warfare between the left and right.

Says there is no negotiation, no middle ground. The Democrats and Republicans are the North and South, allies and nazis. There is only war, and there will only be one winner.

Also to Rush the Dems are the Nazis by the way.

The Democrats' big lie to themselves is that Republicans are all stupid hillbillies.

The Republicans' big lie to themselves is that Democrats are all latte drinking sissies.

That's why Scalise getting his dick blown off by a leftist shook them all into "we need to tone it down" mode. They sat around and told themselves that they have all the guns and all the will to use them.

Eating your own self-congratulatory bullshit is poison on both sides, y'all.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ah yes all the devices excavated when archaeologists discovered the mythical tower of london

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
You May Not Like It But This Is What Peak Healthcare Looks Like

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol the right whines and cries about horrible mean liberals, meanwhile
https://twitter.com/_jeffguo/status/878297295833493504

are there no cancer prisons? are there no cancer workhouses~????!?!?!?!?!?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I'm pretty sure Rush is trying to get his listeners to start committing mass acts of violence on Democrats.

Like, he's doing this more today than usual.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Reps dumb

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/878304490692202496

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It's getting harder and harder to see a peaceful end to conservative arrogance

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lastgirl posted:

You May Not Like It But This Is What Peak Healthcare Looks Like



Surprised you didn't use a screen cap from Time To Dance to make this post

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol the right whines and cries about horrible mean liberals, meanwhile
https://twitter.com/_jeffguo/status/878297295833493504

"But aren't old people and children going to die if they don't have medicaid or insurance?"



Fox anchors: BuT aReNt OlD pEoPlE aNd ChIlDrEn GoInG tO dIe LOLOLOL loving liberals am i rite

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
So much...

for the tolerant



left

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

C-Euro posted:

So that plan to privatize air traffic control is apparently now a bill in Congress.

With co-sponsors on both sides of the aisle :lol:

lol it's supported by the air traffic control union

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Huxley posted:

The Democrats' big lie to themselves is that Republicans are all stupid hillbillies.

The Republicans' big lie to themselves is that Democrats are all latte drinking sissies.

That's why Scalise getting his dick blown off by a leftist shook them all into "we need to tone it down" mode. They sat around and told themselves that they have all the guns and all the will to use them.

Eating your own self-congratulatory bullshit is poison on both sides, y'all.

d e c o r u m

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


C-Euro posted:

So that plan to privatize air traffic control is apparently now a bill in Congress.

With co-sponsors on both sides of the aisle :lol:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Montasque posted:

I'm pretty sure Rush is trying to get his listeners to start committing mass acts of violence on Democrats.

Like, he's doing this more today than usual.

I welcome it

Democrats are trash people

*looks at voter registration card*

ah crap

looks like another day of wearing my hockey gear on the streets

gotta keep my shins in fighting shape

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


trampling cop's rights like this is an affront to all that is decent and i will not stand for it... BLUE LIVES MATTER!

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Lastgirl posted:

That's us, we're the 8%

Can't rule it out because the truth is always in the middle :thunk:

It actually is. Unfortunately, we've been so far right of the middle since Reagan that the middle now looks like the far left.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

It's getting harder and harder to see a peaceful end to conservative arrogance

death cults usually don't end peacefully, no

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush just took a hard turn - From American Civil war 2, to Drew Brees chat.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

syscall girl posted:

I welcome it

Democrats are trash people

*looks at voter registration card*

ah crap

looks like another day of wearing my hockey gear on the streets

gotta keep my shins in fighting shape

I gritted my teeth and voted for Hillary in 2016. Doing my part for the party!

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
"We have all the guns and are the only ones who know how to use them, so I hope they do try something," is a direct quote I've heard several versions of back home.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Huxley posted:

"We have all the guns and are the only ones who know how to use them, so I hope they do try something," is a direct quote I've heard several versions of back home.

cool keep us updated

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nonsense posted:

Does Scalise still have shards of shrapnel in his body likely making the act of walking and being a racist extremely painful?

the bullet impacted his hip, creating a blizzard of bone and bullet fragments inside his crotch, shredding everything in there. muscles, dick, butthole, it all got destroyed from the inside. He will never A: Walk B: get an erection C: have a controlled poop ever again

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Guy Goodbody posted:

the bullet impacted his hip, creating a blizzard of bone and bullet fragments inside his crotch, shredding everything in there. muscles, dick, butthole, it all got destroyed from the inside. He will never A: Walk B: get an erection C: have a controlled poop ever again

hell yeah

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Huxley posted:

"We have all the guns and are the only ones who know how to use them, so I hope they do try something," is a direct quote I've heard several versions of back home.

They have the willpower

flesh is failing but drat if they don't

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Huxley posted:

"We have all the guns and are the only ones who know how to use them, so I hope they do try something," is a direct quote I've heard several versions of back home.

They also have all the cops and most of the military.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

cool keep us updated

One of them will probably murder me in my sleep when Civil War 2 gets here.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Huxley posted:

"We have all the guns and are the only ones who know how to use them, so I hope they do try something," is a direct quote I've heard several versions of back home.

i always wonder why people think having dozens of rifles somehow increases their projection of force exponentially rather than make them a big ol soft target

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