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Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Hermes as the god of the stock market, high speed financial transactions.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dionisio as an AA sponsor who starts to drink again after Wednesday invents a bullshit story

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

Honestly I'm trying to think what other Greco-Roman deities might show up as old gods and the only one I can think right now is probably Athena/Minerva

Minerva is a definite possibility as moon worship arguably predates civilization even existing.

Also where's Hermes? Don't people pray to their doctors, in a way?

precision fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jun 23, 2017

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Christ, just watch Percy Jackson or some poo poo. There's more to mythology than the Greeks.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
They could get wacky and have Anubis say that Minerva was just another one of his names:

"Stemming from an Italic moon goddess *Meneswā ('She who measures')"

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
One of the reasons Bilquis is a good pick is that part of her story is that she is at risk of being completely forgotten, a more well-known god wouldn't work

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Klungar posted:

Hermes as the god of the stock market, high speed financial transactions.

Nah, if anything Hermes would be the god of the Medical Industry. They use his staff as their logo, after all.

And there are a poo poo ton of people being sacrificed every day in hospitals around the country.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Organ donors sacrifice themselves to Hermes so that the sick are cured. I like it

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Warren Ellis wrote a conceptually rad but maybe not as cool in execution book called Supergod where world war 3 is fought using gods as WMDs and it's maybe not that relevant to anything in American Gods but man the Hindu deities own and I just want them to come in and own everything.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Hakkesshu posted:

Warren Ellis wrote a conceptually rad but maybe not as cool in execution book called Supergod where world war 3 is fought using gods as WMDs and it's maybe not that relevant to anything in American Gods but man the Hindu deities own and I just want them to come in and own everything.

John Scalzi wrote a similar book where people enslaved gods and used them to drive space ships.

Literally The God Engines.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
His Dark Materials is more or less about scientists learning to harness spiritual connections for power.

God is also portrayed as a senile cripple whose bureaucratic powerhouse has moved far beyond his control.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
I wrote a story once along the kind of premise of American Gods, but I get to find out years later that not only has it been done a lot, it's also been done much better than I ever could have written it

:smith:

edit: I also wrote A New Hope without meaning to and it kind of killed me when I realized it

vermin fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jun 23, 2017

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Snak posted:

God is also portrayed as a senile cripple whose bureaucratic powerhouse has moved far beyond his control.

That sounds familiar...

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Nah, if anything Hermes would be the god of the Medical Industry. They use his staff as their logo, after all.

And there are a poo poo ton of people being sacrificed every day in hospitals around the country.

That's an American misuse though* - medical symbol should be the staff of Asclepius which has a single snake and no wings. Not a problem here since the program is specifically about the American variants of deity but the American Hermes should perhaps be a little confused ("God of Medicine and flower delivery? Really?").

*Wiki link

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A few designers tried to make winged sandals a thing a few years back

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012
Pretty sure that sandals with wings attached are not functionally the same as winged sandals. More human hubris.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

vermin posted:

edit: I also wrote A New Hope without meaning to and it kind of killed me when I realized it

To be fair, A New Hope is an incredibly generic film

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

EmptyVessel posted:

Pretty sure that sandals with wings attached are not functionally the same as winged sandals. More human hubris.

To be fair, everyone who bought a pair probably looked pretty dumb, which can maybe count as divine retribution

Crow Jane fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jun 23, 2017

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

Hakkesshu posted:

Warren Ellis wrote a conceptually rad but maybe not as cool in execution book called Supergod where world war 3 is fought using gods as WMDs and it's maybe not that relevant to anything in American Gods but man the Hindu deities own and I just want them to come in and own everything.

There's also David Brin's 'Thor Meets Captain America' where Nazi death magic creates the Norse Pantheon into reality and is fairly close to American Gods in subject. You can google it on-line if you want to read it.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Klungar posted:

Hermes as the god of the stock market, high speed financial transactions.
The god of thieves and merchants you say? :smuggo:

Hakkesshu posted:

Warren Ellis wrote a conceptually rad but maybe not as cool in execution book called Supergod where world war 3 is fought using gods as WMDs and it's maybe not that relevant to anything in American Gods but man the Hindu deities own and I just want them to come in and own everything.
The 6 million dollars man/Hindu god gay sex would be great sure. Too bad that boring English mushroom god would come too and win.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jun 23, 2017

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I read a Christopher Pike book in like fifth grade that was about Greek goddesses possessing a couple modern day girls, or something? One of them tried to kill the other by putting ground up glass in hamburger meat, because nineties tween girl lit was :stare:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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achillesforever6 posted:

Honestly I'm trying to think what other Greco-Roman deities might show up as old gods and the only one I can think right now is probably Athena/Minerva

I'd like the several versions of Jupiter to show up.

Appolo as plague bearer would also be cool.

I'd also like to see Coyote and his detachable penis show up.

Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jun 23, 2017

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Crow Jane posted:

To be fair, everyone who bought a pair probably looked pretty dumb, which can maybe count as divine retribution

Or maybe it counts as sacrificing your fashion reputation

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5pnWpG1yc

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


DoctorGonzo posted:

Essie was the same actress than Laura?

Yeah, Mad Sweeney sees Essie in Laura.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Party Boat posted:

Yeah, Mad Sweeney sees Essie in Laura.

Please, tumblr has enough to do already.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Klungar posted:

Hermes as the god of the stock market, high speed financial transactions.
I could see him as a god of the casinos, given he is the god of thieves, luck, and money.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

precision posted:

Please, tumblr has enough to do already.

Essie, in Laura, in Bilquis - exclusive to my Patreon!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Party Boat posted:

Yeah, Mad Sweeney sees Essie in Laura.

Well, it does seem to be Essie's coin that's keeping Laura "alive"

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Poor Mad Sweeney, all he wants is to have some milk and the occasional junk of bread left out for him as an offering and instead he gets whatever this is. Running around as a foreign God's hench-elf.

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

achillesforever6 posted:

I could see him as a god of the casinos, given he is the god of thieves, luck, and money.

That could work too, I was just trying to think of something that combined money, thievery, and quickness.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Here's an interview with Bilquis's actress about finding the role in her own experiences as an immigrant: http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a9578713/yetide-badaki-american-gods-bilquis-interview/

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


McSpanky posted:

Here's an interview with Bilquis's actress about finding the role in her own experiences as an immigrant: http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a9578713/yetide-badaki-american-gods-bilquis-interview/

There sure is a lot more thought put into all this than anything relating to that character on the show.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope i find a vagina monster inmigrant

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Just want to remind people that just because the season is now over it doesn't mean book spoilers are okay, especially since there are some big ones lurking out there. Please use the book spoiler thread for any book related discussion.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Yeah, I think I'm ducking out till next season. See you all next year!

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Fun fact: Essie was also the Mary to Jesus Prime

Funso Banjo
Dec 22, 2003

If Kristin returns next season, there better be some singing. God drat waste of a world class soprano.

Also, the show is heaps better than the book. Just head and shoulders above it. I'm a fan of books, it's rare I get have to say the film/show is better than the source.

Funso Banjo fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jun 24, 2017

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




A limited amount of singing would be acceptable, I don't want this turning into Glee: American Gods edition.

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Funso Banjo
Dec 22, 2003

Johnny Truant posted:

A limited amount of singing would be acceptable, I don't want this turning into Glee: American Gods edition.

Glee: American Gods would suck.

American Gods, the Broadway show episode would rock.

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