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I'm in a private Facebook group called "military landlords" and it's the mommest thing ever. It's for people who own property near military bases / are or have a spouse in the military. I'll see if I can dig up any gems.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:It's been a goddamn riot watching you grow from old cole to new cole. I like it. Concur. You're becoming ok in my book, Cole. Mostly.
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Zeris posted:I'm in a private Facebook group called "military landlords" and it's the mommest thing ever. It's for people who own property near military bases / are or have a spouse in the military. I'll see if I can dig up any gems. poo poo I want a invite.
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Slim Pickens posted:Mom Chat topics: cutting wine with orange juice, getting into an mlm scan, starting a 96 month lease on an Audi so that oval office Susan sees that we're richer I just bought my first Scentsy Consultant Package! Can't wait to rake in the cash.
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Mad Dragon posted:I just bought my first Scentsy Consultant Package! Can't wait to rake in the cash.  Tons of the other wive's in my previous units were into that and other crap like Mary Kay ("I'm an independent consultant!"), made my wife disgusted because they are so obviously scams
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Not now honey, mommy just took a valium and has a date with her giant black bzzzzz before passing out.
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TBeats posted:look buddy
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If I'm loving my wife, she's high 24/7, if I forget to wash my dick then do a piss test would that explain me popping positive? Asking for a friend.
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LingcodKilla posted:If I'm loving my wife, she's high 24/7, if I forget to wash my dick then do a piss test would that explain me popping positive? Lmao
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LingcodKilla posted:If I'm loving my wife, she's high 24/7, if I forget to wash my dick then do a piss test would that explain me popping positive? Your bull shouldn't have trouble passing his piss test. Funny you call him your friend, though.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Your bull shouldn't have trouble passing his piss test. Funny you call him your friend, though. BERTH ELL PUP
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Mr. Nice! posted:Your bull shouldn't have trouble passing his piss test. Funny you call him your friend, though. Chief is helping me with my career.
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MA-Horus posted:BERTH ELL PUP If ever a good thing came from reddit it was that
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:It's been a goddamn riot watching you grow from old cole to new cole. I like it.
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LingcodKilla posted:If I'm loving my wife, she's high 24/7, if I forget to wash my dick then do a piss test would that explain me popping positive? Lmao what the gently caress
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Casimir Radon posted:Cole's magic cum saves marriages. After getting through with Cole, she decided her ex wasn't so bad after all.
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Arc Light posted:After getting through with Cole, she decided her ex wasn't so bad after all. Still got mine though
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Ugh i had the freakiest nightmare. The us got into a dumb war and i got recalled back to active duty somehow. The war idea didnt bother me it was getting involuntarily recalled that really bothered me. I had just gotten back to my ship and was packing all my poo poo in my bunk when i woke up and realized i was dreaming. orange juche fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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TBeats posted:Lmao what the gently caress I had to go to medical at a NOSC and it's a conversation I only heard the first part of .... I hope it was a joke but you never know.
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Looks like Party Down is on YouTube. Go watch it now. First episode is the best one lmao
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Dude came by the house soliciting for "care packages for the troops." I told him I wasn't interested. Fukken lol if you think I'm gonna buy that scam, rear end in a top hat. The only care packages deployed troops get that aren't from friends and family come from church groups who fill boxes with poo poo they couldn't give the homeless. What the gently caress am I going to do with an audiobook on loving cassette tape? One that clearly was originally purchased in 1993, no less, and had been sitting in the "free!" section of a used bookstore since 1994.
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Looks like Party Down is on YouTube. Go watch it now. First episode is the best one lmao Party Down is good stuff
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orange juche posted:Ugh i had the freakiest nightmare. The us got into a dumb war and i got recalled back to active duty somehow.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Party Down is good stuff Holy poo poo I forgot all these amazing one liners I don't want you serving them two jiggers
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TBeats posted:Still got mine though  Hit it and quit it. Not even throwing shade here, that's the way to do it. Woof Blitzer posted:Ran a 5k-10k every single day this week Teflon Don please seek help for your self destructive behaviors.
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Woof Blitzer posted:Ran a 5k-10k every single day this week Why
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TBeats posted:Lmao what the gently caress how'd i miss that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg piss test on monday. quaaack
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LingcodKilla posted:I had to go to medical at a NOSC and it's a conversation I only heard the first part of .... I hope it was a joke but you never know. If it was NOSC medical then, yes, that story is probably 99% a real thing someone did.
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Since I am getting a gun I decided to look at Puerto Rico Gun laws and lol:quote:Licensing process[edit]
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ElMaligno posted:Since I am getting a gun I decided to look at Puerto Rico Gun laws and lol: 50 rounds per year per gun. Wow. No you cannot stay current on your firearm gently caress you.
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Met the neighbors at my new apartment today. One answered the door shirtless... And has a "White Pride World Wide" tattoo on his chest. So that's a thing. ElMaligno posted:Since I am getting a gun I decided to look at Puerto Rico Gun laws and lol: You getting that 10/22 takedown? Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:You getting that 10/22 takedown? Yeah, I'm going to a gun shop tomorrow and browse some guns.
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orange juche posted:Ugh i had the freakiest nightmare. The us got into a dumb war and i got recalled back to active duty somehow. My reoccurring (now every 1-2 months, thanks time) Army nightmare follows this series of events: things didn't work out, I'm magically back in (lol RE4 code what), and one of or several of these conditions apply: 1) I'm in the wrong uniform (usually DCUs) that have either the wrong rank or I'm missing something critical like uh, boots. 2) My orders are cut wrong, and my rank going back in is wrong 3) We're deploying soon and I need to get to the motorpool, but nobody can tell me where it is. The end part is me always being unable to locate a Clothing & Sales, the S1 shop, or the motorpool. So I spend the majority of the nightmare frantically looking for something I can never find, getting constantly stopped by NCOs because I'm hosed up and in the wrong uniform/rank. Rad Lieutenant posted:I'd signed up for a free trial if Starz through amazon a few months back just to watch Party Down again. Watch American Gods too. The season just finished.
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"I'm done with school! I can go back to working my way through Murder She Wrote!" *Looks "Fuckayou Netflix!"
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Vasudus posted:My reoccurring (now every 1-2 months, thanks time) Army nightmare follows this series of events: things didn't work out, I'm magically back in (lol RE4 code what), and one of or several of these conditions apply: 1) I'm in the wrong uniform (usually DCUs) that have either the wrong rank or I'm missing something critical like uh, boots. 2) My orders are cut wrong, and my rank going back in is wrong 3) We're deploying soon and I need to get to the motorpool, but nobody can tell me where it is. The end part is me always being unable to locate a Clothing & Sales, the S1 shop, or the motorpool. So I spend the majority of the nightmare frantically looking for something I can never find, getting constantly stopped by NCOs because I'm hosed up and in the wrong uniform/rank. Something along those lines is pretty much what my most frequent nightmare was. Haven't had it in years, but the base ingredient for every single one, without loving fail, would be missing my cover outdoors and being just far enough away from my cover that it wouldn't be feasible to just go back and grab it, so I'd be getting "the look" from every passerby. The dumbest loving boot thing to dream about.
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