[The Succ Zone] I unblocked you, again, to say this: You don't fucking know me.

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Russian conspiracy theorist who's just making poo poo up and is possibly a deliberate distraction

Yankovich is not better than Iron Stache

that post of mine may not have been meant entirely seriously

I thought it was funnier if I didn't add a :v:

after it but maybe the tone was lost

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:29

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# ? May 10, 2024 17:19

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

who are we kidding we probably can't afford to drink that cuck nectar even if we wanted to

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:29

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

It's satire

aw i was hoping it was actually the estate of dewitt clinton

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:30

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

loquacius posted:

that post of mine may not have been meant entirely seriously

I thought it was funnier if I didn't add a after it but maybe the tone was lost

Another victim of Poe's Law.

I tend to italicise my ridiculous posts depending on what I'm trying to infer.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:31

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

SirPhoebos posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/873997106972958720

I'd add some (popular vote) Victory Vermouth and Bad Dem Bitters for a Liberal Manhattanite.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:31

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

SirPhoebos posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/873997106972958720

In the age known then as "The End of History", the land was ruled by a King and Queen.
The Queen was incredibly ambitious, and looked forward to the day she would rule alone.
"I will craft the most perfect plot, and my ascendancy will be an inevitability.
"And though my foes will see it coming, they will be powerless to stop it."

When the King passed, the Queen moved her court to a great island citadel.
There she marshaled her forces, though she ignored the troubles of her kingdom.
When all was ready, her great and splendid host marched from her stronghold,
Only to be wiped out in a cornfield by a half-drow Warlord.

The Warlord desired unity, and made the Queen his advisor.
Biting her tongue, the Queen convinced the Warlord that she should be restored to the throne.
In time, her forces were restored, with the singular goal of achieving this one goal.
It was this dedication that allowed her army to barely bring the quarrelsome people to heel.

"At last!" she exclaimed, breaking a pane of glass to commemorate her final triumph to come.
"It is my turn to rule, and all signs point to ultimate victory.
"The people will love and cherish my reign of reason and enlightenment."
Those were her last words as she was decapitated by a red hat.

lovely, sourced product with few redeeming qualities sold to rich liberals at an enormous markup using a marketing strategy that's 80% "slick" branding and 20% outright fabrications

yeah, that sounds about right

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:35

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

It is seriously astonishing how amazing Matt Y has become

I was betting on the 1600 dudebros to be the first to dehumanize themselves and face to bloodshed, but lol Dan Pfeiffer just doubled down on "we gotta win Romney voters" after GA 06

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:39

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Nonsense posted:

This isn't really boding well

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

What if I think its been overdramatized (Russia) but also too restrained (everything else his admin is doing)?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:41

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Frijolero posted:

https://twitter.com/Chemzes/status/878290554911563776

Neolibs are losing they're goddamn minds and it's great lol

I want to see like a secret Mossad squad of wizards in the upcoming HP universe movies that are coming out.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:44

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007; Can't post for 3 hours!

Nonsense posted:

This isn't really boding well

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/878301891020640256

lol once again morons on this forum get it wrong

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:45

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

Romney is the bad dems Tony Blair, except not even nominally from their party. but he once said trump was bad so that's enough to encourage bad dems to draw little hearts around his pictures

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:46

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

gradenko_2000 posted:

I was betting on the 1600 dudebros to be the first to dehumanize themselves and face to bloodshed, but lol Dan Pfeiffer just doubled down on "we gotta win Romney voters" after GA 06

I guess that's doubling down? It's a pretty throwaway statement and basically factually true to win some of the redder districts. There's probably some daylight on healthcare with the poorer aarp crowd, for instance.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:46

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/840242514942672896

I don't understand what any of this means or why anyone would or should care.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:47

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Vox Nihili posted:

lovely, sourced product with few redeeming qualities sold to rich liberals at an enormous markup using a marketing strategy that's 80% "slick" branding and 20% outright fabrications

yeah, that sounds about right

I wouldn't mind if Hillary embraced micro-distilleries and made it a fad among rich/uppity middle-class folks.

We already got homebrewing for beer as a huge thing that's getting pretty cheap to do, it's the next logical step and she at least enjoys hard liquor

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:48

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I don't understand what any of this means or why anyone would or should care.

approval of louise mensch generally indicates a credulous embrace of every retarded Trump-Putin conspiracy

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:49

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I don't understand what any of this means or why anyone would or should care.

ThndrShk2k posted:

I wouldn't mind if Hillary embraced micro-distilleries and made it a fad among rich/uppity middle-class folks.

We already got homebrewing for beer as a huge thing that's getting pretty cheap to do, it's the next logical step and she at least enjoys hard liquor

Except that rye was probably just rebottled and labeled like almost all "craft" whiskeys.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:49

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

GalacticAcid posted:

approval of louise mensch generally indicates a credulous embrace of every retarded Trump-Putin conspiracy

It's dumb but I'm not sure why people both want lots of good candidates and also want to disqualify everyone for no reason.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:50

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

Except that rye was probably just rebottled and labeled like almost all "craft" whiskeys.

100% chance that it's sourced, 99.99% chance that its either MGP distillate or Canadian

just cheap stuff at a massive markup to trick hipsters into paying for incredibly ironic "authentic" branding

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:51

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

i'll worry about it when he spends all his time shouting about russia instead of healthcare

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:52

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

SirPhoebos posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/873997106972958720

In the age known then as "The End of History", the land was ruled by a King and Queen.
The Queen was incredibly ambitious, and looked forward to the day she would rule alone.
"I will craft the most perfect plot, and my ascendancy will be an inevitability.
"And though my foes will see it coming, they will be powerless to stop it."

When the King passed, the Queen moved her court to a great island citadel.
There she marshaled her forces, though she ignored the troubles of her kingdom.
When all was ready, her great and splendid host marched from her stronghold,
Only to be wiped out in a cornfield by a half-drow Warlord.

The Warlord desired unity, and made the Queen his advisor.
Biting her tongue, the Queen convinced the Warlord that she should be restored to the throne.
In time, her forces were restored, with the singular goal of achieving this one goal.
It was this dedication that allowed her army to barely bring the quarrelsome people to heel.

"At last!" she exclaimed, breaking a pane of glass to commemorate her final triumph to come.
"It is my turn to rule, and all signs point to ultimate victory.
"The people will love and cherish my reign of reason and enlightenment."
Those were her last words as she was decapitated by a red hat.

theres no way she didnt see george clooney sell his tequila company for 1b and go "i want in on that"

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:53

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

Vox Nihili posted:

100% chance that it's sourced, 99.99% chance that its either MGP distillate or Canadian

just cheap stuff at a massive markup to trick hipsters into paying for incredibly ironic "authentic" branding

quote:

While she did not become our 45th President, Hillary Rodham Clinton�s success leading up to the most recent election inspired the folks at Republic Restoratives in DC to release a blended rye whiskey in tribute. So many elements of this particular bottling speak to the unwavering strength and poise shown by the former First Lady; for example, the final blend was cut to proof using water from a New York maple syrup farm in honor of her prior NY Senate experience. Rye was chosen as the predominant grain because, as distillery co-owner Pia Carusone has noted, it is one of the most �resilient� to work with, drawing parallels to Clinton�s political career.

Carusone supplements her distillery life with a love of politics, having campaigned for both Clinton and congresswoman Gabby Giffords before her. This whiskey, held up as a �tribute to women in history,� was not distilled in-house, but instead blended from Tennessee stock. A one-year and three-and-a-half-year rye were selected from another distillery to create a final product that is �stronger together than [these whiskies] are apart.�...

The Takeaway

It's an honor just to be nominated. Without losing sight of this powerful tribute, the whiskey blend itself seems like a bit of a rush job, lacking cohesion and satisfying rye character. Those who typically enjoy sweeter bourbons but are now seeking out the 'training wheels' of rye whiskey will find solace here, as will collectors of political merchandise. I'd rather give $40 directly to Emily's List and pick up a nice, reliable $30 bottle of rye at the local liquor store.

3/5

hey whoa, a passing 3/5. this rye is clearly more competent than hillary

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:55

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Vox Nihili posted:

100% chance that it's sourced, 99.99% chance that its either MGP distillate or Canadian

just cheap stuff at a massive markup to trick hipsters into paying for incredibly ironic "authentic" branding

Also how does mixing whiskey make it stronger than the individual parts? It's literally dilution

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:56

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

approval of louise mensch generally indicates a credulous embrace of every retarded Trump-Putin conspiracy

i thnk he just kinda wants to bone her

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:57

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

wait what my HRC alcohol is a gimmick??

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:57

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

ThndrShk2k posted:

Also how does mixing whiskey make it stronger than the individual parts? It's literally dilution

It's blending like johnny walker vs a single malt. You would do that to balance the flavor profile because single malt ryes are pretty harsh. Also it's a dumb gimmick here.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:58

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

maple syrup tree farms are known for their especially delicious water

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:58

punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Is it wrong that I feel that the media and general discourse isn't focusing on Hillary's return to the spotlight meltdown enough? She comes back and refuses to take responsibility for anything while blaming everyone and everything else on her loss. Like what the gently caress that is so pathetic and shows signs of very poor leadership.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:58

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

i thnk he just kinda wants to bone her

you are just adorable, tee hee~ *bats a stachelash at Louise*

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:58

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

approval of louise mensch generally indicates a credulous embrace of every retarded Trump-Putin conspiracy

Ah I gotcha. Yea that's a shame, but w/e. As long as Ironstache supports single-payer and minimum wage etc.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:59

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

punk rebel ecks posted:

Is it wrong that I feel that the media and general discourse isn't focusing on Hillary's return to the spotlight meltdown enough? She comes back and refuses to take responsibility for anything while blaming everyone and everything else on her loss. Like what the gently caress that is so pathetic and shows signs of very poor leadership.

nope

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:59

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

punk rebel ecks posted:

Is it wrong that I feel that the media and general discourse isn't focusing on Hillary's return to the spotlight meltdown enough? She comes back and refuses to take responsibility for anything while blaming everyone and everything else on her loss. Like what the gently caress that is so pathetic and shows signs of very poor leadership.

No one cares about hillary anymore because she's running for nothing and in charge of nothing.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:59

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

hrc alcohol a rush job, lacks vision

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:59

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Bip Roberts posted:

It's blending like johnny walker vs a single malt. You would do that to balance the flavor profile because single malt ryes are pretty harsh. Also it's a dumb gimmick here.

So it's referred to as a stronger taste if it's more well rounded/smoothly profiled?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 20:00