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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

his "chemistry" with annie was always creepy & false, whereas Britta is p. much the perfect person in spite of being the worst

syscall girl posted:

I'm ostensibly straight but I always did Troy/Abed

I'm the one Community fan who never liked Troy much.

Business Gorillas posted:

As soon as they face real life ramifications for their posts they all run away screaming and crying but that could be because being a dickless weasel is a prereq for being an alt righter

Yeah, that's why I don't know if it's ironic or not. But like many have said, the distinction is purely academic and is meaningless ultimately.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

britta did a topless scene in some film where she played a stripper

Choke.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:29

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

The Muppets On PCP posted:

First of all, Warner Brothers gave us a $750,000 budget to do a record. We, of course shot it all up our arms and put it up our noses and didn't have a single song to show for it. They were freaking out. So on Lollapalooza 1, the Butthole Surfers played and Gibby (Haynes) was in town, and I've met Gibby before on my trips to Texas from Chicago. I brought him into the studio because I had this song - for $750,000 I had one song done. It was ridiculous. And not only that, I didn't have vocals on it. I didn't know what to do with this song. Because it was a crazy 5-4-7-4 beat. So Gibby came down completely drunk off his rear end to the studio we're at in Chicago. He couldn't even sit on a stool, let alone sing. I mean, he was wasted. He fell off the stool about 10 times during the recording of that vocal. He made no sense and it was just gibberish. So I spent two weeks editing tape of what he did, thinking it still was better than what I was thinking of doing with the song. And then we sent Warner Brothers that and they had to figure out if they wanted to double down and give us another $750,000 bucks or whether they wanted to cancel the whole project. Like, get rid of these guys, they're useless. Because we were. We were useless.

So they doubled down and they released "Jesus Built My Hotrod," which to this day is still the hottest selling single on Warner Brothers in history. But they had to do that to make their money back, because they'd already put about 1.5 mil into us. And we got one song. By the end of it, we finally got our act together and we created an album. But the first song was a complete accident. This shows the power of the record companies, because they hated it. They were like, What is this? This is stupid. I thought we hired Ministry, instead we get this bing a bang a bong bing bing bing bing, you know, this hillbilly stuff. And they hated it. But it started selling, surprisingly. Because that was released about 6 months before the album was completed. It started selling as a single because they tried to make their money back on anything; they didn't think they were going to get anything else out of us Psalm 69 so they released "Jesus Built My Hotrod" with Gibby, blithering idiot, talking poo poo, just screaming into a mike and falling off his chair.

uncle al owns

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:29

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Gringostar posted:

neither do i

which is why you should punch them when encountered

You punch one and shoot the other

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:30

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

okay the nudity in glow in non-sensational, but also kind of unnecessary - and coincidentally occurs while two characters are discussing starring in porn

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:30

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

I decided to take a look at that "anti-Trump hate map" that Ann Coulter linked to, on American Renaissance -- the site with this as the text that pops up when you hover your cursor over the browser tab:

I got as far as three "incidents" before I gave up; one was a guy with a Trump sign in his yard getting swastikas spray-painted on his car; another was a fight outside of a nightclub that escalated to a homicide -- a hispanic man killed a black man during an altercation over the former "saying something disrespectful" to the latter's date (at some point in the argument, the black guy said Trump was gonna deport the hispanic guy); and the third was a man who got a gun pulled on him when he chased two teens and a 20 yr old down the street and grabbed one of them by the shirt after they crumpled his Trump sign. In the third case, even the owner of the Trump sign said he didn't think it was anything to do with politics.

A savage indictment of the left, truly.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:31

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

http://i.imgur.com/Syv59Mj.gifv

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:32

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

There were at least 30,000 gangs and 800,000 gang members active across the USA in 2007.[1][2] About 900,000 gang members lived "within local communities across the country," and about 147,000 were in U.S. prisons or jails in 2009.[3] By 1999, Hispanics accounted for 47% of all gang members, Blacks 31%, Whites 13%, and Asians 6%.[4]

The Latin Kings have organized chapters in over 41 US states, most notably Illinois, and several Latin American and European countries, including: Mexico, Spain, Dominican Republic, Canada, Italy, Ecuador, Peru, Puerto Rico, Portugal, Brazil, United Kingdom and others.[5][6]

Chicago

The Chicago Crime Commission publication "The Gang Book 2012" gave the statistic that Chicago has more gang members than any other city in the United States: 150,000.[7] The city had 532 murders in 2012, however, it saw a decrease to 413 murders in 2013. Not all murders are gang-related, but the Chicago Police Department states that 80% of all shootings and murders in the city are gang-related, which means that most violence in the city is gang upon gang violence.

Los Angeles

Los Angeles has held the nickname "gang capital of America" since 1930 because approximately 120,000 gang members reside in the city, and tens of thousands more in surrounding Los Angeles County.[8]

what the gently caress is a "local community"

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:32

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

radiohead killin it @ glastonbury rn

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:33

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

First of all, Warner Brothers gave us a $750,000 budget to do a record. We, of course shot it all up our arms and put it up our noses and didn't have a single song to show for it. They were freaking out. So on Lollapalooza 1, the Butthole Surfers played and Gibby (Haynes) was in town, and I've met Gibby before on my trips to Texas from Chicago. I brought him into the studio because I had this song - for $750,000 I had one song done. It was ridiculous. And not only that, I didn't have vocals on it. I didn't know what to do with this song. Because it was a crazy 5-4-7-4 beat. So Gibby came down completely drunk off his rear end to the studio we're at in Chicago. He couldn't even sit on a stool, let alone sing. I mean, he was wasted. He fell off the stool about 10 times during the recording of that vocal. He made no sense and it was just gibberish. So I spent two weeks editing tape of what he did, thinking it still was better than what I was thinking of doing with the song. And then we sent Warner Brothers that and they had to figure out if they wanted to double down and give us another $750,000 bucks or whether they wanted to cancel the whole project. Like, get rid of these guys, they're useless. Because we were. We were useless.

So they doubled down and they released "Jesus Built My Hotrod," which to this day is still the hottest selling single on Warner Brothers in history. But they had to do that to make their money back, because they'd already put about 1.5 mil into us. And we got one song. By the end of it, we finally got our act together and we created an album. But the first song was a complete accident. This shows the power of the record companies, because they hated it. They were like, What is this? This is stupid. I thought we hired Ministry, instead we get this bing a bang a bong bing bing bing bing, you know, this hillbilly stuff. And they hated it. But it started selling, surprisingly. Because that was released about 6 months before the album was completed. It started selling as a single because they tried to make their money back on anything; they didn't think they were going to get anything else out of us Psalm 69 so they released "Jesus Built My Hotrod" with Gibby, blithering idiot, talking poo poo, just screaming into a mike and falling off his chair.

omg I didn't know that story behind this... It's amazing

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:34

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Regular Nintendo posted:

what the gently caress is a "local community"

that looks like a wiki dump so i doubt hovercraft knows either

paging :fishmech:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:34

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

BeOSPOS posted:

stop what you're doing and give this hymn a good ol' listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

I can ding a ding dang to this

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:35

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

2DCAT posted:

Tromp is literally the dumbest adult I have ever talked to. Have you ever spoken with those people who try to pretend that they know everything and cut you off mid sentence to try and finish what you're saying with the question "oh, so what you're saying is..."

That is Tromp, and every time I had to respond with, no, what I'm actually trying to say is...

I honestly don't know how he's managed to do anything in life.

well im very jelly

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:36

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

radiohead killin it @ glastonbury rn

i h8 you

also hate that ween is touring again and i again failed to get tickets in time

i was comfortable with the possibility that they'd broken up forever but not like this

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:36

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/878362925681041408

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:37

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

syscall girl posted:

i h8 you

also hate that ween is touring again and i again failed to get tickets in time

i was comfortable with the possibility that they'd broken up forever but not like this

i';m streamin it

they're chanting "ohhh jeremy corbyn" lmao amazing

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:37

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

cool pscope link for radiohead glastonbury set live rn

https://www.pscp.tv/notverylegit/1yoKMBXrQenGQ

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:37

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

you and whose army :swoon:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:38

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/878362925681041408

jesus, he is gonna get sacked aint he? i mean gently caress him but this seems like dumb move.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

BeOSPOS posted:

stop what you're doing and give this hymn a good ol' listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjzdbNwTCY

fixed ur post

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:40

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Nichael posted:

Choke.

yes?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:40

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

ministry is one of the best bands ever and they produced that pile of utter nonsense and it's loving great it's drat good

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:40

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

triple sulk posted:

you and whose army

I never listened to Amnesiac b/c it was "bad" until I saw them play YaWA on the In rainbows tour. That's when I realized that Amnesiac was in fact insanely good

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I never listened to Amnesiac b/c it was "bad" until I saw them play YaWA on the In rainbows tour. That's when I realized that Amnesiac was in fact insanely good

amnesiac is probably their best album tbqh. the songs on it are loving incredible live

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:41

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

there there i'm spurtin here

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:41

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Al! posted:

i like it

Thank you. I appreciate your support for the 3 minutes of my life lost to this endeavor. In fact, I appreciated it so much I spent another couple of minutes learning how to embetter it. Bigly.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:41

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/878362925681041408

wasn't someone just saying he was being oddly competent recently

well time for sackin'

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:42

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

ok there's also fuckin in glow, which is actually tasteful

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:42

H5N1: Mar 8, 2005; heil satan

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:42

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

also wait they're mad at him because he's NOT showing trump allies blatant favoritism?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:42

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

amnesiac has pyramid song on it so by default it is Insanely Good

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:42

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

NecroMonster posted:

ministry is one of the best bands ever and they produced that pile of utter nonsense and it's loving great it's drat good

ministry knew nothing mattered decades ago

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:43

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Thom and the Heads posted:

amnesiac has pyramid song on it so by default it is Insanely Good

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:43

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Thom and the Heads posted:

cool pscope link for radiohead glastonbury set live rn

https://www.pscp.tv/notverylegit/1yoKMBXrQenGQ

this is amazing ty ty ty

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

if you haven't listened to amnesiac before you're missing the gently caress out

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

triple sulk posted:

F. TRUMP

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/878366918243233792

did death crew get gang tags yet? :killing:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

Gringostar posted:

ministry knew nothing mattered decades ago

yes, correct

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

go read the pitchfork review of kid a if you never have

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:44

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Nichael posted:

Choke.

Invisible Monsters > Survivor > Choke > Rant > Fight Club > Lullaby > Haunted > Snuff > Pygmy > Fight Club 2 > Diary > Beautiful You > Tell-All > Damned/Doomed

He basically just gets worse over time, same as all of us

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:45

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Welp my dad's dead without medicare.

Existence sucks anyway.

Cheers. :beerpal:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 22:45

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