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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
It will be interesting to see how much money these footballers actually take out of China.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Kicking balls at players means keepers gently caress everyone over and should be removed from the game immediately.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Blue Star Error posted:

He could have killed them

Always a pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7syOXyr6pE&t=40s

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/wiiiutd/status/876464072342085632

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

MOTDs knew

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

lmao loving hell

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

:vince:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm the top of an Alice band at the bottom of the picture

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

gently caress ing hell

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

:captainpop:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

loving lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew

:trumppop:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew
irl lol

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Tsaedje posted:

MOTDs knew
this forum's on fire

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

holy moly theres been some good posts recently

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
turns out that June is actually the best month for this forum

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Jamaican strike Joel Grant joined Exeter City after fans raised £30,000 towards his wages. He's just bombed them off to join arch rivals Plymouth Argyle :allears:

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Jamaican strike Joel Grant joined Exeter City after fans raised £30,000 towards his wages. He's just bombed them off to join arch rivals Plymouth Argyle :allears:

lmfao

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Ninpo posted:

I'm the top of an Alice band at the bottom of the picture

I actually went back to look.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Messi and his father are in trouble again

quote:

According to Spanish newspaper ABC on Monday, the Leo Messi Foundation “has created a framework to hide millions of euros of income generated from sponsors that has not been declared and, as such, it can’t be confirmed that it has been spent on social projects to help children with problems.”

ABC continue that the Foundation “has masked between 2007 and 2015 a large part of its income.” At least ten million euros has not been declared to the Spanish or Argentine authorities. ABC insinuates that the Foundation has been used as an “umbrella” to cover the Messi family’s private businesses.

http://en.as.com/en/2017/06/26/football/1498464359_923447.html

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Ronald could learn a bit from the Messis.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

“has created a framework...to help children with problems.”

Fuckin expensive trainset

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ninpo posted:

Fuckin expensive trainset

You made two funny posts last week but it's time to dial it back.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ninpo posted:

Fuckin expensive trainset

It requires a very large train set to help Enke with his problems

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Shrapnig posted:

You made two funny posts last week but it's time to dial it back.

Wrong account GG

They can't all be winners

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Byolante posted:

It requires a very large train set to help Enke with his problems

Too soon.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Byolante posted:

It requires a very large train set to help Enke with his problems

We're idiots, a framework would be more Gary Speed's area

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ninpo posted:

We're idiots, a framework would be more Gary Speed's area

I don't think the Messi Foundation would cope well with somebody who just won't stop hanging around

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Byolante posted:

I don't think the Messi Foundation would cope well with somebody who just won't stop hanging around

If Michael Owen hadn't had a messy foundation there'd still be one extra builder in the world

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

quote:

Porto's communications director believes he saw conversations showing the Benfica president asking a Guinea-Bissau-based witch doctor for his services

Porto's Francisco Marques claims to have seen an email exchange between Benfica president Luis Filipe Vieira and Dr Armando Nhaga, from the Guinea-Bissau national police commission.

According to Record, Nhaga initially claimed he tried to help Benfica win the league in the 2015/16 season and that he was owed €75,000 by the club. Vieira denied Nhaga's demands as he was unaware of who the Doctor even was, but apparently was open to a new deal.

In this discussion, Vieira supposedly asked Dr Nhaga if he could work his magic and help Benfica win their Champions League last-16 tie against Borussia Dortmund back in February. According to DN, the Doctor then replied with his price list, as follows.

€5,000: victory in the Super Cup

€100,000: victory in the Championship

€10,000: victory in every match of the Champions League group stage

€30,000: win every game to eliminate the Champions League

€1,000: victory in each match of the Portuguese Cup or League Cup

€5,000: victory in the Portuguese Cup final or League Cup final

Benfica lost 4-0 in the second leg to Dortmund. So when Vieira emailed Dr Nhaga afterwards so find out what went wrong, he replied: “Whoever was dealing with it did not do it in the right moment. The Master in Lisbon waited for the communication and when they did, it was late.”

Marques says "The Master of Lisbon" was none other than Dr Nhaga's brother.

Some serious allegations being thrown around at the top end of Portuguese football, then. Marques says a bigger scandal is to follow, so watch this space.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Those prices are actually quite reasonable when you remember it cost Asamoah Gyan the lives of his best friend, his best friend's girlfriend AND a jetski just to get a fat contract with an arab club.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Blue Star Error posted:

Those prices are actually quite reasonable when you remember it cost Asamoah Gyan the lives of his best friend, his best friend's girlfriend AND a jetski just to get a fat contract with an arab club.

Huh?

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/29357728 - Asamoah Gyan denies 'ritual sacrifice' of Ghana rapper Castro, circa 2014

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Vinestalk posted:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/29357728 - Asamoah Gyan denies 'ritual sacrifice' of Ghana rapper Castro, circa 2014

Lmao. That story owns.

*sacrifices the poo poo out of a buddy to gain special powers* :fyadride:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Steven Caulker at Liverpool: waking up in the middle of the night throwing up.

quote:

He contemplated killing himself in his darkest moments with his path one of self-destruction. Attempts at escapism cost him hundreds of thousands of pounds, wages frittered away in casinos. Then came the drinking aimed at numbing the pain. The 25-year-old finds himself recalling the times spent in custody watching CCTV footage of his misdemeanours, his lawyer at his side, and not recognising the vile person on the screen.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

Let's hope he gets the help he obviously needs (IMO).

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Xabi posted:

Steven Caulker at Liverpool: waking up in the middle of the night throwing up.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

Let's hope he gets the help he obviously needs (IMO).

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
gently caress sake I did that with a fraction of his resources.

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