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Grittybeard posted:I wonder if Cavauro's long con was making us so sick of dumbass Bengals entrants that no one would vote for a legit one? Marvin Lewis is absolutely worthy of a vote, he doesn't believe in concussions, he hates celebrations, he has terrible opinions on a hell of a lot of things. I really think the entire organization nomination could rival Kraft or the Kaep dicks Robert Kraft beats a solo Marvin though.
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I think as a general rule there should be a maximum number of people from an organization that can be submitted without some major controversy occurring.
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Hunt11 posted:I think as a general rule there should be a maximum number of people from an organization that can be submitted without some major controversy occurring. I will surely do this next year. Honestly part of the problem was that when I was putting all the nominations etc. together on a spreadsheet I didn't recognize half of these nobody bengals people. I knew pacman and "the bengals", and I'd heard of Mixon but forgot he was a bengal, and for some reason I thought Marvin Lewis was some other guy. Anyhoo I'll be labeling the NFL teams on the spreadsheet in the future.
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Hunt11 posted:I think as a general rule there should be a maximum number of people from an organization that can be submitted without some major controversy occurring. When I nominated the Bengals organization I floated that we roll all those nominations into just that one. It made sense with as many lovely people at various levels of douchiness were nominated. I hadn't 2nd'd anyone at that point if my memory is right.
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my My my. So many complaints and suggestions after the contest is underway and so little help during the setup process when you were requesting it for such a long period of time.
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It is the nature of things. Don't worry. There's like ten whole goons who give a poo poo about this thing and there's no money on the line so whatever 
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To be honest, if I had noticed I would've spoken up. But we're so far into it, might as well keep going. I'm sure most of them will get sifted out in the next few rounds.
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In a shocking swerve I'm gonna pick Marvin Lewis because he said he thinks concussions are a big nothing made up by the media, and because he talks about players being role models while keeping one of the scummiest rosters in the NFL year in and year out, and because he is doomed to lose to Kraft anyway. Also never trust a Patriots fan. 
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Cavauro posted:My My my my Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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I been busy this weekend so I didn't do this yesterday but obviously Bob Kraft Wins, 20-3.
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Brock Osweiler vs. Martellus and Michael Bennett Brock Osweiler Brock Alan Osweiler (born November 22, 1990) is an American football quarterback for the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League. He previously played for the Denver Broncos and the Houston Texans. Osweiler played college football at Arizona State University and was drafted by the Broncos in the second round of the 2012 NFL Draft.  Intruder posted:Brock Osweiler for thinking he's an NFL QB I think Steve Smith summed things up nicely in this article published after the first round of the 2017 draft: quote:Shocker: NFL Network's Steve Smith has an opinion. It's one thing to just not be good enough to make it in the NFL. But Osweiler is arguably the biggest bust in NFL history, at least in terms of the money. Just one season after writing a $72M contract, the Texans had to actually compensate the Browns just to take him off their hands, sending Cleveland a 2018 second round pick and their 2017 sixth round pick and receiving in exchange the Browns' 2017 fourth round pick. Martellus and Michael Bennett Martellus Demond Bennett (born March 10, 1987) is a tight end for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League. The Dallas Cowboys drafted him in the second round of the 2008 NFL Draft after playing college football at Texas A&M. Bennett has also played in the NFL for the New York Giants, Chicago Bears, and New England Patriots, the latter with whom he won Super Bowl LI. He is also a children's author, and released his first book Hey A.J. It's Saturday in 2016 through his own company, The Imagination Agency. He is the younger brother of Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett. Michael Bennett Jr. (born November 13, 1985) is an American football defensive end for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at Texas A&M, and signed with the Seattle Seahawks as an undrafted free agent in 2009. Bennett has also played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Zurreco posted:The Bennett Brothers (Martellus and Michael) for seeking out media outlets purely to talk poo poo on anyone they didn't like. It pretty quickly evolved from blowing off steam à la Dennis Rodman to simply being dicks for the sake of attention. They took being outspoken to douchey levels purely for the notoriety. Hmm. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17201639/seahawks-michael-bennett-patriots-martellus-bennett-vs-everyone These guys actually sound like really fun people who joke around constantly. But OK, here's some of their hot takes: quote:If there's an unspoken rule in the NFL against roasting other players, the Bennetts break it every day. What follows is a non-comprehensive list of their takes on various figures in football: OK. I think the article is worth a full read. Probably Zurreco has some specific comments in mind, so hopefully he can chime in and share them.
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What did Osweiller even do? He rode pine for Manning, got paid to go to Houston, sucked, and was punished by being sold to the Browns. The Bennett Bros took playful shittalking to douchedom purely because it got them a microphone. Keep in mind, both brothers are good at dishing but entirely incapable of taking it in return. The Seahawks bro, upon losing to the much better Falcons this postseason, instantly started calling out reporters for daring to question any shortcomings (including asking a cancer survivor what kind of adversity they had been through, as if playing in the LoB is that rough). He also outright boycotted the Seattle Times for daring to say the Seahawks were no longer all that domineering on the field due to a culture of entitlement. I really liked Martellus, but don't act like running to the Pats is a testament to how good of a receiver you are rather than how much of an upgrade to QB/the offense in general was.
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The Bennet Bros Almost entirely due to the fact that poo poo involving the cancer survivor.
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Brock Osweiler thinks his talent is NFL caliber and whines that it isn't fair he can't start. The Bennett Bros have funny takes.
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I guess out of pure "douchiness" the Bennett bros take this. I can't get mad at a guy who fleeced a multi billion dollar team for millions for being fairly lovely at his job. We all aspire to do that.
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It isn't so much that Brock Osweiler is bad at his job, which was hilarious to anyone who wasn't a Texans fan. It's that he seems to sincerely believe that he is excellent and melts down when people suggest otherwise.
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Brock Osweiler due to his obvious fake gratefulness. he constantly thanks people Online and uses excessive hashtags. I don't care if a bad player thinks he's great; as soon as anybody thinks they aren't great then they can't even eventually become decent. But he's also got a baby and acts like it's some kind of good baby
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Hunt11 posted:The Bennet Bros Almost entirely due to the fact that poo poo involving the cancer survivor. What poo poo was that?
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Oh, Hodgkin's.
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Here's a full transcript they linked to and yeah that's completely out of line.
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Hunt11 posted:http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/01/michael-bennett-seattle-seahawks-tirade-cancer-survivor The Brothers Bennett
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Osweiler and here is why:quote:“Osweiler, per the source, reacted negatively, telling O’Brien in the visiting coach’s office at Nissan Stadium in Nashville that he’s only playing Osweiler because O’Brien needs him.  "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
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Holy poo poo Brock is so disliked that he's getting diss songs made about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLM_KBta04U
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Leperflesh posted:Here's a full transcript they linked to and yeah that's completely out of line. I forgot about this. We have loads of individual Bengals but can't distinguish between Martellus and Michael? I'd change my vote if it was for Michael individually.
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Brock has been silently eating 2nd team reps behind Kessler and Kizer. Think he got the message of the trade.
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jeff driskel because https://twitter.com/jeffdriskel/status/865594501661839360
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Ock Brosweiler for whining about being benched, I guess.
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The vote is currently very close (16-18) so I will let this one run the full two days.
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The Bennet Bros. seem like pretty generic trash talkers to me. Brock Osweiler should go far in the tournament based on that locker room incident alone.
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Leperflesh posted:Here's a full transcript they linked to and yeah that's completely out of line. For what it's worth, Bennett met with the reporter privately and apologized, with the reporter accepting his apology: http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/i-didnt-get-it-right-with-seahawks-michael-bennett-and-i-apologize/
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The "Bennett trashed a cancer guy!!!" thing kind of feels like a gotcha, since I assume he had no reason to know the guy was a cancer survivor when he went on his rant. "gently caress all y'all!" "Even the guy who survived Triple AIDS? He's the one in the blue shirt by the water cooler." "...wait, what?"
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