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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

gently caress, and I spent my evening watching rednecks shout obscenities at each other while the fudgies looked bewildered as they drove by in their RVs and hauling fishing boats behind them.

Are the fudgies a gang of dance fighting chocolatiers

Ed balls would be perfect for them

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:26

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/IuBqTOI.mp4

"Squishy's taking me for a run"

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:26

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

"Please proceed, Putin."

Surely Obama has a card up his sleeve and wanted Putin to install Trump~

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:27

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

friends i am hedre to tell you

drinking half a fifth of gin while adminning a minecraft server and being sassy generally

will not enligthen you at all toward the inner working of the mental machinations of TRUMP

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

The Ecstasy of Nothing, Mattering. 2017.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:27

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

friends i am hedre to tell you

drinking half a fifth of gin while adminning a minecraft server and being sassy generally

will not enligthen you at all toward the inner working of the mental machinations of TRUMP

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:27

curufinor: Apr 4, 2016; by Smythe

Epic High Five posted:

friends i am hedre to tell you

drinking half a fifth of gin while adminning a minecraft server and being sassy generally

will not enligthen you at all toward the inner working of the mental machinations of TRUMP

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

you forgot the orange poo poo
also the millions and millions of dollars
and billions in debt

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:27

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

beer and hot dogs

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:27

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Epic High Five posted:

friends i am hedre to tell you

drinking half a fifth of gin while adminning a minecraft server and being sassy generally

will not enligthen you at all toward the inner working of the mental machinations of TRUMP

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

dude that's like 5 drinks tops

edit: no wait nvm that's more you're good

Mr. Meagles has issued a correction as of 05:30 on Jun 24, 2017

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:28

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Inspector Hound posted:

Are the fudgies a gang of dance fighting chocolatiers

Nah, it's what we up north people call the tourists from down state because they buy the fudge in the tourist trap shops up here.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:28

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Trump announces over Twitter, "yes I am a Russian puppet, Putin is the reason I am here and he hacked the election no question, and it's all the black guy's fault!" and I crumple in tears because it's exactly what I have been saying all along

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:28

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Mariana Horchata posted:

someone bought me an anal fidget spinner off my amazon Prime wishlist and ill say hottake 3/5

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:28

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/cher/status/878469866121908224

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:29

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Tom Gorman posted:

dude that's like 5 drinks tops

edit: no wait nvm that's more you're good

nm ur cool saw the edit

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:29

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

got turned into a meme

She's immortal now

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:29

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

galenanorth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IuBqTOI.mp4

"Squishy's taking me for a run"

Look at this liberal elite with like 4 sets of stairs in their house. Maybe you're too busy climbing your stairs to see the real struggles of the american people?

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:29

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

Trump announces over Twitter, "yes I am a Russian puppet, Putin is the reason I am here and he hacked the election no question, and it's all the black guy's fault!" and I crumple in tears because it's exactly what I have been saying all along

mad librul?

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:30

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:30

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/878469866121908224

Trump is fabulously rich but wears tighty whities

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:30

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Epic High Five posted:

nm ur cool saw the edit

cool i thought you said a fifth of a fifth b/c my vision is blurry and my abdomen hurts

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:30

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Tom Gorman posted:

if i want authentic global cuisine i go to IOWA. people think its just caseys pizza but actually there are like 7 other places to get pizza in the state.

Hey now I'm not saying go to Iowa, but if for some reason you end up there because of work or running for pres in 3 years then there are better options than throwing cow poo poo in a deep fryer

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:31

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/878469866121908224

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:31

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

friends i am hedre to tell you

drinking half a fifth of gin while adminning a minecraft server and being sassy generally

will not enligthen you at all toward the inner working of the mental machinations of TRUMP

I am as ignorant as ever and nothing makes sense, all is confusion and agony as he takes the insane extreme of the position I once did, of blaming OBama for allowing a Russian puppet for assuming the throne

loving lightweight.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Tom Gorman posted:

cool i thought you said a fifth of a fifth b/c my vision is blurry and my abdomen hurts

my god but do I understand where you are coming from, friend. I will regret this attempt to delve into the smooth and misfiring brain of TRUMP tomorrow when I must be up early for a variety of errands and then a long drive to and from Indy for a roller derby mathc with one of my bestiess

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:32

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

So wait what ever happened with that Japanese ship and the destroyer. Was that tweet of their GPS showing them take a really hosed route just to get in the way of the destroyer real?

Duterte hates the US and has been sending out Philippine container ships to hunt your destroyers for sport.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

MadJackal posted:

loving lightweight.

depro mero

et

suge

ID

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:33

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

yeah and i miss deep blacks but i got a cheap refurb 26" crt monitor and moved it to like five different apartments and it suuuuucked

i can't imagine going to lan parties with a crt. or, with anything, but definitely not with a crt.

http://www.superwarehouse.com/NEC_MultiSync_FE2111SB_White_22_CRT_Monitor/FE2111SB/p/203913

That was my baby though in black for many a year. Fucker was amazing, but would bend several hundred dollar wood desks and was not LAN friendly. You had to get a roller cart.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:33

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

*reads trump thread*
*sees pro trump post*
*gets triggered hard*

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:33

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

I've seen a lot of nasty things on the internet, but Trump Tennis rear end is one of the more revolting

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:34

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

that mammoth rear end :tutbutt:

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:34

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I love seeing trump with his activities

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:34

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:35

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

depro mero

et

suge

ID

And as salaam alaikum to you my brother.

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:35

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Patbagley/status/878019593586880512

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:35

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Got that rear end like a raccoon

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:35

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Lastgirl posted:

that mammoth rear end

Trutmt
Bumptt

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

rhino rear end

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:36

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Look at this liberal elite with like 4 sets of stairs in their house. Maybe you're too busy climbing your stairs to see the real struggles of the american people?

Yeah, it's crazy, I have no idea who needs a home with that many stairs

# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:36