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That wasn't what I expected but alrighty, then. Sounds like it's going to be a pretty bad movie though quote:The recent story about the firing of directors Phil Lord & Christopher Miller shocked the internet as fans started to move away from cautious optimism toward the Star Wars: Han Solo movie to outright panic. We reached out to a couple of sources to get a better idea about what’s happened, and the picture is a little clearer – while it’s certainly not prettier, there is a bit of good news tucked away in all of this.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:23 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:06 |
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shikaka
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:25 |
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bumble bee tuna
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:27 |
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Internet idiots upset about pop culture cash-grab garbage movies. OMG
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:45 |
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Han was (probably) not actually a very good smuggler. So, a slapsttick movie of him bumbling his way across the galaxy would be great.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:51 |
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I hope they ruin it so bad that nerds poo poo themselves. gently caress this cash grab garbage. Lol
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 04:51 |
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A scene where Han returns lost baby chewbacca to his mom and they reenact Ace ventura blowjob scene would be good back story.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:01 |
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oh no that three-dicked alien i hosed... ...was a man!!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:04 |
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the part when ace comes out of the rhinos butthole is better than any scene in star wars
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:12 |
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Tom Gorman posted:the part when ace comes out of the rhinos butthole is better than any scene in star wars One of the finest scenes in all of film history
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:20 |
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Tom Gorman posted:the part when ace comes out of the rhinos butthole is better than any scene in star wars Now imagine Han coming out of, or into, Jabba's butt.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:22 |
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Yeah, it's pretty hard for me to believe that a corporate property like Star Wars, which probably has more industry riding on the success of any particular movie than any other franchise, doesn't have producers examining the dailies on the regular or that Kathleen Kennedy needed the star of the film to speak up and tell her that maybe things weren't going to plan.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:29 |
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Is Tone Loc gonna be in it?!?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:31 |
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would it be funnier to say I'm not going to watch it or that I'm going to watch it and then complain incessantly on the internet about it? either way I'm not going to watch it
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:34 |
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Serak posted:Yeah, it's pretty hard for me to believe that a corporate property like Star Wars, which probably has more industry riding on the success of any particular movie than any other franchise, doesn't have producers examining the dailies on the regular or that Kathleen Kennedy needed the star of the film to speak up and tell her that maybe things weren't going to plan. you're assuming the producers aren't idiots or taken in by whatever narrative miller and lord were peddling. having multiple producers looking at this might not help at all, depending on how much in the way of groupthink exchanges was going on. corporate hierarchies are not perfect informational channels.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:36 |
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So if the movie is a comedy, would be like a live-action Space Dandy?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:38 |
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Serak posted:Yeah, it's pretty hard for me to believe that a corporate property like Star Wars, which probably has more industry riding on the success of any particular movie than any other franchise, doesn't have producers examining the dailies on the regular or that Kathleen Kennedy needed the star of the film to speak up and tell her that maybe things weren't going to plan. it says in the article that the dailies were fine and it wasn't until they started editing a workprint that they realized it wasn't in line with kasden's script
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:42 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:Is Tone Loc gonna be in it?!?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:53 |
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btw someone post the baby wookiee gif
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 05:56 |
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Your blaster is digging into my hip.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:14 |
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lol at all of this they should've kept Ace Ventura Han and made Jar Jar his sidekick
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:22 |
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*han solo crawls out of a steaming creature carcass* "Pretty hot in these rhinos!"
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:36 |
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Friends, Ewoks, Sand People! Lend me your rears!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:45 |
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Why make this movie
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:49 |
Hey Lando! Hey Lando! Hey Lando! You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? <Chewie> GREAAAUUGHEWAWAWAWAYAAUM
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:52 |
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Hey, guys. Oh, Bantha Milk, huh? All right... Well, see you later!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:57 |
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Oh you Millennium Falcon, Millennium Falcon, we love you. And our Millennium Falcon, Millennium Falcon loves us, too. Hi, ho.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:57 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Your blaster is digging into my hip.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 06:59 |
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Lord and Miller movies are what all modern movies should be
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:04 |
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The butt-talking scene, but Han's butt speaks in Wookie.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:14 |
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A Lando prequel is cool A Han Solo prequel is lame But the Han Solo trilogy of novels was great he gets drugged by Boba Fett and becomes best friends with Jabba.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:18 |
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Disney keeps hiring all these visionary directors with distinct styles and then freaking out when they dare put their stamp on their precious Star Wars license. Disney needs to chill the gently caress out.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:20 |
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lets make some poo poo products and then turn them into gold by slapping the star wars logo on them and people will eat that poo poo up
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:28 |
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AnElegantPeacock posted:Disney keeps hiring all these visionary directors with distinct styles and then freaking out when they dare put their stamp on their precious Star Wars license. Disney needs to chill the gently caress out. Welcome to Hollywood of the past decade
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:29 |
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But no, seriously, they're gonna reshoot it into an absolutely joyless slog about people with no personality running from one explosion to the next, as different-enough-to-make-a-new-toy vehicles fly above and jog in the background and we'll all wish there was a talking butt.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:34 |
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han catches a laser bolt in his teeth at point blank range before returning fire
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:36 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:But no, seriously, they're gonna reshoot it into an absolutely joyless slog about people with no personality running from one explosion to the next, as different-enough-to-make-a-new-toy vehicles fly above and jog in the background and we'll all wish there was a talking butt. I want to see Gareth Edwards original cut for Rouge One
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:39 |
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The Jump Street movies and The Lego Movie were all extremely fun to watch, so I assume Disney wanted none of that poo poo in their Han Solo movie. Star Wars is serious business.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:46 |
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Rogue one was really bad
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 07:53 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:06 |
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Han Ventura: Hutt Detective Hey that doesn't sound half bad after all so gently caress Disney I guess
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 08:11 |