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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

We should be legally allowed to tackle people like this to the ground and waterboard them until they can come up with three actual cases where this happens.

STRAIGHT BANANAS :byodood:

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Somehow I feel like this image encapsulates what conservatism is all about

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

This oval office can gently caress himself:

quote:

It seems the younger generation know next to nothing about life, paying bills, scratching out a living. They think they know more than those of us who have already experienced this. They’ve also never known anything other than being in the EU – they’ve no concept of how great this country was and could be, standing on its own.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm a pro EU bill payer.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

This oval office can gently caress himself:

On one hand the young are wise and dynamic in ways the old can no longer understand. On the other, fidget spinners.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Regarde Aduck posted:

On one hand the young are wise and dynamic in ways the old can no longer understand. On the other, fidget spinners.

the youth cannot be judged for such things, for if they be damned for such fads then ring raiders and pogs will drat me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Rarity posted:

This oval office can gently caress himself:

the old fart talking about a civil revolt, lmao

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

https://twitter.com/horton_official/status/878230289025081344

But were they part of this?

https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/878382505254158336

Rarity posted:

Right, now that the Crystal Maze is on again who do we have to blackmail to bring back Gladiators?

Bring back Scavengers imo (only without John Leslie obviously)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
And of course we need to get Brian Blessed involve in the Knightmare remake

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Rarity posted:

quote:

They’ve also never known anything other than being in the EU

Until he left, I knew nothing other than Sir Alex Ferguson being the Manchester United manager.

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

I know we have all started to get numb at corbyn gets big crowds but gently caress can you imagine any other political leader doing that and getting that reaction in the last 50 years?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

https://twitter.com/pipterino/status/878192601949757440

:stare:

Even Viz would think this was too ridiculous a concept.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Cast_No_Shadow posted:

I know we have all started to get numb at corbyn gets big crowds but gently caress can you imagine any other political leader doing that and getting that reaction in the last 50 years?

And he's not even there yet. Let's see what happens after he talks today.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Cast_No_Shadow posted:

I know we have all started to get numb at corbyn gets big crowds but gently caress can you imagine any other political leader doing that and getting that reaction in the last 50 years?



Fake news and the fascist left!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Kegluneq posted:

Bring back Scavengers imo (only without John Leslie obviously)

now that's a blast from the past, I loved that show

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Kegluneq posted:

https://twitter.com/pipterino/status/878192601949757440

:stare:

Even Viz would think this was too ridiculous a concept.

satire is now dead to me


come on comrades lets shake off the gloom and feel good about the next chapter of our history :newdanger:



EDIT

the guy behind it is a thatcherite scumbag who does pr and damage control for such lovely people as the saudi government, the pinochet foundation and the belarusian government, and also ran firms to gently caress with google results and wikipedia entries.

DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jun 24, 2017

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I like how it's technically a lottery that you're paying Ł2.90 a ticket for too.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

HJB posted:

I like how it's technically a lottery that you're paying Ł2.90 a ticket for too.

Yes and no, if you don't get it they will totally destroy your cheque, honest (along with your application, to spare you the shame of having something like this kept on record).

Edit: Lol, the loving website is amazing.

quote:

REMOVING STARS: WHEN AND WHY

At The Great British Brexit Company we’re as far away from being a Eurocratic control freak as you can possibly get. That said, sometimes, it’s helpful to get some friendly advice.

As a result, below are 10 dates over the course of the next two years until Brexit which we think merit removing a star. Some are light-hearted and some more serious but they all celebrate or mark something which helps make Great Britain, well, Great. You may have some thoughts of your own on other suitable dates and that’s just fine too.

There are only 10 dates listed because we suggest you remove the first star the day you get your calendar and save the last till Brexit-Eve.

In addition, by registering your email with us we will provide you with current dates when particular progress is made or a milestone's passed in Brexit negotiations and which are worthy of removing a star (and possibly a trip to the pub too).

9th July 2017
On this day in 1877 the first Wimbledon Championship opened its doors to players and spectators alike. The competition was the first ever official lawn tennis tournament and went on to be recognised as the first Tennis ‘Grand Slam’. It was a ‘men only’ affair (a sign of the times). We’re not sure what the weather was like or how many punnets of strawberries were consumed but the competition was won by a Brit, Spencer Gore. Speaking of which, Come on Andy!

3rd September 2017
The discovery of penicillin, the world’s first antibiotic, began on September 3rd 1928 when Alexander Fleming inspected his laboratory petri dishes following a holiday break. His discovery of ‘Penicillium Notatum’ has saved, and continues to save, millions of lives around the world. We must never forget our appetite and talent for innovation and the global impact this can have.

21st October 2017
21st October 1805 – Victory at the Battle of Trafalgar turns Admiral Lord Nelson into a national hero but costs him his life. His column on Trafalgar Square is arguably one of the UK’s most recognisable tourist attractions, along with the four lions which sit beneath it. It’s often forgotten that these statues are made of the bronze from melted down French cannon seized at the Battle of Trafalgar and which act to remind us that winning is in our blood.

27th November 2017
The Referendum Party was founded on 27th November 1994 with the mission of giving the British public a vote on whether to remain in the EU. People often forget about the Party and its efforts in the 1990s but without them it is quite possible that the EU referendum would never has come to pass. Thank you Sir James (Jimmy) Goldsmith!

3rd March 2018
3rd March 1957 – Britain participates in its first Eurovision song competition (the 2nd time the contest was held). We came 7th of 10 – some things never change... As Eurovision isn’t anything to do with the EU we’ll be singing our hearts out long after Brexit.

23rd April 2018
Anniversary of Shakespeare’s death on 23rd April 1616. Arguably the most famous Briton ever, the bestselling fiction author of all time has sold over 4 billion copies of his work. (What the poo poo)

11th May 2018
On this day in 1953 Sir Winston Churchill, a true giant of modern history, addressed the question of Britain and its relationship with Europe in a speech to Parliament, saying of the then European institutions, “we are with them, but not of them. We have our own Commonwealth and Empire." Whilst much has changed in the 65 years that have passed, the timeless poignancy of Sir Winston’s words ring as true today as they did then.

9th June 2018
The Official Birthday of Her Majesty, The Queen. Our Nation’s longest serving Monarch and an inspiration to millions, at home, across the Commonwealth and around the globe. Happy Birthday Ma’am.

31st October 2018
The closing ceremony of the 1908 Olympic Games in London took place on 31st October 1908. Britain topped the Game’s medals table with 146 medals in total, of which 56 were Gold. 104 years later in 2012 Britain once again welcomed the world to London for the Games and came a remarkable 3rd with 65 medal in total, of which 29 were Gold.

February 2019
One of Britain’s other great talents is producing iconic musicians and bands. From the Beatles to the Rolling Stones, to David Bowie, Wham, Oasis, Duran Duran, Adele and Ed Sheeran (to name but a few) people around the world have shaken their stuff to British beats for decades (and no doubt will continue to do so after Brexit). Rather than celebrating just one artist, we’re celebrating them all, just like the Brit Awards, held every February. We’re not sure what date the event will be held on in 2019 but we’ll provide specifics as soon as we’re able.




Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Jun 24, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm going to attempt to win a Brexit calendar.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


It's really funny that Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper and Tom Watson are all at Glastonbury traipsing around with the normal folk while Corbyn addresses the entire thing and is hailed as a hero. I can only imagine their annoyance being surrounded by people chanting the name of the guy they tried to force out.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Rarity posted:

And of course we need to get Brian Blessed involve in the Knightmare remake

I actually noticed on election night that David Mitchell sort of looks like the original dungeon master, Hugo Myatt, now.

I mean I love Blessed and think he ought to be made king purely on the basis of looking and sounding much more like a king than any living royal, but those kids wearing the earpiece are going to get tinnitus if he is dungeon master.

crispix fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jun 24, 2017

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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jabby posted:

It's really funny that Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper and Tom Watson are all at Glastonbury traipsing around with the normal folk while Corbyn addresses the entire thing and is hailed as a hero. I can only imagine their annoyance being surrounded by people chanting the name of the guy they tried to force out.

From what I'd seen I didn't think Tom Watson was that bad, just another person obsessed with the cult of "electability".

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

quote:

21st October 2017
21st October 1805 – Victory at the Battle of Trafalgar turns Admiral Lord Nelson into a national hero but costs him his life. His column on Trafalgar Square is arguably one of the UK’s most recognisable tourist attractions, along with the four lions which sit beneath it. It’s often forgotten that these statues are made of the bronze from melted down French cannon seized at the Battle of Trafalgar and which act to remind us that winning is in our blood.
And with the melted down brass from seized Euro coins we shall top those lions with statues of 4 of the heroes of Brexit: Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Theresa May, our fearless leader who will deliver us the Brexit of our dreams. Like the 4 riders of the apocalypse, they - wait, scratch that last part, Brexit's gonna be great.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHC9pHCuBv8&t=1108s

Yes, that's a half naked Jeremy Corbyn lookalike on a wrecking-ball, swinging in to take out Theresa May. Why do you ask?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

TheRat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHC9pHCuBv8&t=1108s

Yes, that's a half naked Jeremy Corbyn lookalike on a wrecking-ball, swinging in to take out Theresa May. Why do you ask?

aww, you tempt me with that glorious description and then channel 4 have blocked this video in my country on copyright grounds

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Angepain posted:

aww, you tempt me with that glorious description and then channel 4 have blocked this video in my country on copyright grounds

You can probably watch it for free on Channel 4 then, it's around 18-19 minutes into yesterdays episode of Last Leg. Meanwhile, here's a teaser:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

TheRat posted:

You can probably watch it for free on Channel 4 then, it's around 18-19 minutes into yesterdays episode of Last Leg. Meanwhile, here's a teaser:



They sure got the size of his balls right.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Josef bugman posted:

From what I'd seen I didn't think Tom Watson was that bad, just another person obsessed with the cult of "electability".

No, he's just smart enough to know that outright saying he thinks Corbyn's positions are appalling won't do anything to help him. There's a reason why immediately after Corbyn's election it was Watson who the Blairites pinned their hopes on as the party's saviour.

Bryter fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Jun 24, 2017

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Bryter posted:

No, he's just smart enough to know that outright saying he thinks Corbyn's positions are appalling won't do anything to help him. There's a reason why immediately after Corbyn's election it was Watson who the Blairites pinned their hopes on as the party's saviour.

A shame, I rather liked him during all the stuff on Murdoch.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Angepain posted:

aww, you tempt me with that glorious description and then channel 4 have blocked this video in my country on copyright grounds
There is an easy to install browser called Tor which will never give you these problems.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Bryter posted:

No, he's just smart enough to know that outright saying he thinks Corbyn's positions are appalling won't do anything to help him. There's a reason why immediately after Corbyn's election it was Watson who the Blairites pinned their hopes on as the party's saviour.

I wonder how McTernan would react if you could take a time machine back to when he was writing that article and tell him that in two years time he'd be tweeting his support for "Britain's next Prime Minister" Jeremy Corbyn.

Cuazl
Mar 19, 2009
So after a week of not being able to call anyone in the UK and assuming Australia's beloved telecoms monopoly was loving up as usual, my folks have found out what the problem is.

All international calls to the UK from private phone numbers are being blocked for "security reasons". To call into the UK from an unlisted number you now have to add a prefix, state your name and await permission from someone at BT. I'm not sure if they're expected to silently divine your level of subversiveness or just check that your name isn't "al-Baghdadi", but the whole thing is bizarre.

This seems to be a new thing but I've not heard or read anything about it anywhere. Call me a cynic, but I don't see what this is supposed to achieve other than "gently caress your privacy".

I thought I'd pass this along in case anyone here has family members overseas who might be having trouble calling. The prefix they were given is "1832" but I'm not sure if that's from everywhere or just Australia.


That, plus I've been lurking for fifteen loving years and I need to learn to :justpost: because it's downright embarrassing at this point.

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe

jabby posted:

It's really funny that Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper and Tom Watson are all at Glastonbury traipsing around with the normal folk while Corbyn addresses the entire thing and is hailed as a hero. I can only imagine their annoyance being surrounded by people chanting the name of the guy they tried to force out.
It's Glastonbury. I'm pretty sure they know that.
Benn spoke there for how many years??

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Are you sure that's not a withheld number screening service your parents have enabled on their line ?

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Does Clopton Northamptonshire sound familiar? And thats very weird, I think we would have heard about that if thats going on.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cuazl posted:

So after a week of not being able to call anyone in the UK and assuming Australia's beloved telecoms monopoly was loving up as usual, my folks have found out what the problem is.

All international calls to the UK from private phone numbers are being blocked for "security reasons". To call into the UK from an unlisted number you now have to add a prefix, state your name and await permission from someone at BT. I'm not sure if they're expected to silently divine your level of subversiveness or just check that your name isn't "al-Baghdadi", but the whole thing is bizarre.

This seems to be a new thing but I've not heard or read anything about it anywhere. Call me a cynic, but I don't see what this is supposed to achieve other than "gently caress your privacy".

I thought I'd pass this along in case anyone here has family members overseas who might be having trouble calling. The prefix they were given is "1832" but I'm not sure if that's from everywhere or just Australia.


That, plus I've been lurking for fifteen loving years and I need to learn to :justpost: because it's downright embarrassing at this point.

What a shame, your first post is total bollocks.

Okay, just to shut up Ober, I'll explain - your parents have activated the Nuisance Calls Blocker on their phone service - it goes by a couple of different names on different providers. This is a system that allows people to screen calls. It's nothing to do with "security reasons" and BT aren't screening your calls, your parents are, and presumably don't quite understand how the system works. How it's supposed to work is that you give your name, it rings their phone and asks them "Do you want to accept a call from <you saying your name>" and they hit a button on their phone to let the call go through.

There are a couple of different modes it can work in - one only allows calls from whitelisted numbers through, one screens all non-whitelisted numbers (including ones with CLI withheld) through the system I explained up there, and one just allows you to set up a blacklist of numbers.

this is the site for BT's system, point them at that for help configuring it.

e: And to be extra helpful, ten seconds of Googling reveals that "1832" is Telstra's prefix for adding CLID to your call when you have it usually disabled.

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jun 24, 2017

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Pissflaps posted:

Are you sure that's not a withheld number screening service your parents have enabled on their line ?

Yeah there's no way that inbound dialling would have just been disabled from withheld destinations across the entire country.

Cuazl
Mar 19, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

Are you sure that's not a withheld number screening service your parents have enabled on their line ?

They're in Australia, calling multiple UK numbers, which were all being blocked. I don't think you can apply to have your own outgoing calls blocked. In any case, it's only been happening for the last week.

They called Telstra, since it's usually their fault, but got told it's a BT/UK Government thing. Then they called the UK using that prefix and got a robot message from BT saying 'state your name for security reasons'.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cuazl posted:

They're in Australia, calling multiple UK numbers, which were all being blocked. I don't think you can apply to have your own outgoing calls blocked. In any case, it's only been happening for the last week.

They called Telstra, since it's usually their fault, but got told it's a BT/UK Government thing. Then they called the UK using that prefix and got a robot message from BT saying 'state your name for security reasons'.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure.

For reference, this is why I don't bother effortposting.

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

From what I'd seen I didn't think Tom Watson was that bad, just another person obsessed with the cult of "electability".

Watson never outright attacked Corbyn in the media like some politicians, but he was absolutely on the opposing side. He essentially did nothing to help or support Corbyn while in shadow cabinet, then when the coup happened he adopted the line that sadly Corbyn had to go since he didn't have the support of MPs. He has always used his position on the NEC to vote for stuff that is bad for Corbyn, like blocking new members from voting, and he's widely rumoured to have been deeply involved with the Blairites behind the scenes. For example his name always comes up when people talk about who moved the time of a conference call or appointed a special committee or any other gaming of the rules to try and put Corbyn at a disadvantage.

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