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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Porn is big business and an easy way to drive the popularity of a legitimate search engine. I see no reason they should be ashamed to have a dedicated team

Snipe edit: an obsolete tech relic that I love is the abacus, I think I'll look into various designs (I'm sure there's more than the simple number line version) and build one for myself

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 01:23 on Jun 24, 2017

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

FilthyImp posted:

Remember when you need to DL the whole file because if you got interrupted or whatever you'd have to start again.

Nothing like loving up a 10 meg download a minute before it finished :eng99:

That's when you discovered Download Accelerator, which let you pause your downloads.

I remember loving Hotbot as a search engine because you could display 100 results on a single page, unlike Lycos or Excite. I think Altavista finally changed the amount of results per page. Dogpile was my go-to for search engines before Google.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Sentient Data posted:

Porn is big business and an easy way to drive the popularity of a legitimate search engine. I see no reason they should be ashamed to have a dedicated team

Snipe edit: an obsolete tech relic that I love is the abacus, I think I'll look into various designs (I'm sure there's more than the simple number line version) and build one for myself

Go pro and get yourself a slide ruler.

You can be that guy. The guy with a slide ruler.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Incidentally my boyfriend used to work for Opera's QA team, and as the gay one he got to test all the gay porn sites - after all, they are both popular and fairly heavy on rendering engine.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FilthyImp posted:

Go pro and get yourself a slide ruler.

You can be that guy. The guy with a slide ruler.

How about a circular slide rule? My dad (a pilot) taught me to do basic navigation calculations on an E6B when I got my driver's license. I still keep one in the glove compartment, though I've never actually used it to determine, say, my remaining range at current fuel consumption rate.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



FilthyImp posted:

Go pro and get yourself a slide ruler.

You can be that guy. The guy with a slide ruler.

It's just "slide rule". I've got a couple, they're very cool collectibles and suitable gifts for engineers. I learned how to use them back in college because I was obsessed with obsolete tech, these days I can multiply and divide and that's it.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Meanwhile I've forgotten how to read analog callipers

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
I'm sure the subject has come up before, but for a while I owned this:



An Original Odhner model 127 mechanical calculator from 1952. The outside was well patina'd, but it worked super smooth, so it must have been maintained.

Adding, subtracting and multiplying is simple, but I couldn't figure out dividing. I probably would have with some practice. Some motherfuckers can apparently do square roots with these.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

CalculatorChat demands a Techmoan video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhUfRIeRSZE

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

evobatman posted:

Adding, subtracting and multiplying is simple, but I couldn't figure out dividing

If there's no mechanical function for it, my guess is there's a booklet of miltiplicitave inverses to use

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Sentient Data posted:

If there's no mechanical function for it, my guess is there's a booklet of miltiplicitave inverses to use

You just turn the crank in reverse, but you have to make sure you don't turn it too far, and you have to keep track of your decimals by moving the magnitude-of-10 slider as you go. It's mechanically possible, it just takes a bit of practice.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

evobatman posted:

I'm sure the subject has come up before, but for a while I owned this:



An Original Odhner model 127 mechanical calculator from 1952. The outside was well patina'd, but it worked super smooth, so it must have been maintained.

Adding, subtracting and multiplying is simple, but I couldn't figure out dividing. I probably would have with some practice. Some motherfuckers can apparently do square roots with these.
I think my father has a similar one. I'll have to have a look when I'm back home in two weeks.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RC and Moon Pie posted:

That's when you discovered Download Accelerator, which let you pause your downloads.

I remember realizing the Internet was far inferior to BBSs because you couldn't pause your downloads as a matter of course.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Jerry Cotton posted:

I remember realizing the Internet was far inferior to BBSs because you couldn't pause your downloads as a matter of course.

It's always been possible, it's just that the implementations most people were using (Windows browsers) didn't allow you to restart a download. Worked fine when I started using wget on Linux.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pham Nuwen posted:

It's always been possible, it's just that the implementations most people were using (Windows browsers) didn't allow you to restart a download. Worked fine when I started using wget on Linux.

My first web browser was IBM WebExplorer; I didn't get to windows until 98SE. I was talking about FTP anyway. (I'm sure there were loads of solutions for FTP but not in the environments I had access to :shrug:)

e: Actually my first Internet forays were such that I first transferred the files via FTP to my home directory and then used loving Kermit to transfer them to my PC at home (running PC-DOS something-or-other).

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Jun 25, 2017

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Mak0rz posted:

Meanwhile I've forgotten how to read analog callipers

My joy at realising that I still knew how to read vernier calipers was ruined by the realisation that my eyes weren't good enough now to be able to read them anymore.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

spog posted:

My joy at realising that I still knew how to read vernier calipers was ruined by the realisation that my eyes weren't good enough now to be able to read them anymore.

:same:

I suppose that makes me also a tech relic. :(

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

FilthyImp posted:

Go pro and get yourself a slide ruler.

You can be that guy. The guy with a slide ruler.
I don't just have a slide rule, I have a favourite slide rule (this one's a Post Versalog 1460):



Assuming I don't need more than about three significant figures I can do vector calculations faster on a slide rule designed for it than more or less any other way. There's actually an awful lot of engineering design work in the high-end and special-purpose slide rules in use right before they were displaced by the handheld calculator---consideration into what the computational workflow would look like, and so what calculations can be easily chained or done simultaneously on a single slide rule.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Mechanical calculator divide by zero:

https://youtu.be/7Kd3R_RlXgc

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not really a tech relic, but for kicks I logged into my old Marantz/Denon service account and did the latest 'test' on features for 2017-18. I had to laugh seeing 'Tidal' on there, but then the audiophile poo poo started:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Lastly, anyone ever play with Gopher VR? Not sure it added anything to the experience but it was kind of neat.

Never heard of that one! Speaking of VR, what ever happened to VRML? I don't remember the last time I saw anything about it, but then I don't remember the last time I saw much 3D content on any sites anyway. Are there any better options these days?

Pham Nuwen posted:

It's always been possible, it's just that the implementations most people were using (Windows browsers) didn't allow you to restart a download. Worked fine when I started using wget on Linux.

I used Cygwin on Windows 95 and always copy-and-pasted the URLs from IE and ran wget in case my dial-up connection dropped out. Many years later using Windows XP, or maybe even Windows 8, it blew my mind when I finally hit the 2GB (or 4GB?) file size limitation and had to look for a newer version (or a 64-bit build, I can't remember).

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

Buttcoin purse posted:

Never heard of that one! Speaking of VR, what ever happened to VRML? I don't remember the last time I saw anything about it, but then I don't remember the last time I saw much 3D content on any sites anyway. Are there any better options these days?

It's dead and in the process of being replaced by WebGL. There's experimental support for VR in Chromium and Firefox nightlies too.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Buttcoin purse posted:

Never heard of that one! Speaking of VR, what ever happened to VRML? I don't remember the last time I saw anything about it, but then I don't remember the last time I saw much 3D content on any sites anyway. Are there any better options these days?


I used Cygwin on Windows 95 and always copy-and-pasted the URLs from IE and ran wget in case my dial-up connection dropped out. Many years later using Windows XP, or maybe even Windows 8, it blew my mind when I finally hit the 2GB (or 4GB?) file size limitation and had to look for a newer version (or a 64-bit build, I can't remember).

For resuming downloads or multiple part downloads I still use Jdownloader. Also handy at ripping audio from various video sites.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Oh we're gonna talk about 3D virtual worlds and chat rooms now?





stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Maybe 4-5 years ago yospos invaded some "Worlds" mmo/virtual space thing and it was surreal that it was even still running

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


That's a name I recognize from their old DOS VR demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

That was pretty mind-blowing in 1991 or whenever I got it off a BBS.

Regular Nintendo posted:

Maybe 4-5 years ago yospos invaded some "Worlds" mmo/virtual space thing and it was surreal that it was even still running

Second Life? I always wanted to get into that as a coder - I figured I didn't have too much shame to make money from selling weird poo poo to weirdos - but I just couldn't work out what the hell was going on.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Buttcoin purse posted:

That's a name I recognize from their old DOS VR demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

That was pretty mind-blowing in 1991 or whenever I got it off a BBS.


Second Life? I always wanted to get into that as a coder - I figured I didn't have too much shame to make money from selling weird poo poo to weirdos - but I just couldn't work out what the hell was going on.

No this was pre second life, like mid-late 90s. The engine looked like doom or rise of the triad and there was britney spears and pepsi generation next poo poo all over the place

Ok I searched for it and it looks like it was just called worlds.com, search for that on youtube

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Buttcoin purse posted:

That's a name I recognize from their old DOS VR demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

That was pretty mind-blowing in 1991 or whenever I got it off a BBS.

Oh holy hell yes. This is forever burned into my brain. I think I got it from a The Software Labs catalog, on floppy.

The early 90s were a magical time, and over so quickly. Remember that this ^^ to Jurassic Park's IRIX filesystem navigator thing to Toy Story spanned the length of one (1) high school career.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Negrostrike posted:

Oh we're gonna talk about 3D virtual worlds and chat rooms now?







drat that woman in the middle one is hella tall and I bet her name is Millsy.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Buttcoin purse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

That was pretty mind-blowing in 1991 or whenever I got it off a BBS.
Wow I 100% would never have thought of this again in my entire life, thank you for resurrecting it. I also thought it was amazing and also downloaded it from a BBS. And then after playing it for five minutes I remember thinking "well this is amazing but it is also incredibly boring right now, I am sure it has future potential though" and then I never thought of it again until 2017

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I just rediscovered this in a closet. I used to play this for hours.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I had that and some similarly themed baseball game as a kid. I didn't have instructions with them and didn't have even a vague idea how football or baseball worked so they were basically just boxes that beeped. I should dig them out and get beeped at.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Buttcoin purse posted:

That's a name I recognize from their old DOS VR demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

That was pretty mind-blowing in 1991 or whenever I got it off a BBS.


Second Life? I always wanted to get into that as a coder - I figured I didn't have too much shame to make money from selling weird poo poo to weirdos - but I just couldn't work out what the hell was going on.

This was on a compilation CD called "Virtual Reality Madness!" that I bought sometime around I think 1993.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Three-Phase posted:

This was on a compilation CD called "Virtual Reality Madness!" that I bought sometime around I think 1993.

Did it only have the demo thing that I posted? archive.org has what appears to be the 1996 version of the same thing and it sounds like it actually has the Superscape tool for creating virtual environments! I wonder how much time I could have wasted on that as a kid? Oh well back to playing Minecraft :v:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Buttcoin purse posted:

Did it only have the demo thing that I posted? archive.org has what appears to be the 1996 version of the same thing and it sounds like it actually has the Superscape tool for creating virtual environments! I wonder how much time I could have wasted on that as a kid? Oh well back to playing Minecraft :v:

Oh yeah I mean it came with a cool book and everything. It did have a lot of interesting software (including the photo morphing stuff) that was a bit over my head back then.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Superscape made 3D Construction Kit 1 and 2 as well, which were pretty neat tools.



Someone made a music video with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebs-FCmHqhc

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
drat, this puts my Stunt Island videos to shame.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Negrostrike posted:

Superscape made 3D Construction Kit 1 and 2 as well, which were pretty neat tools.



Someone made a music video with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebs-FCmHqhc

We had this :airquote: VR :airquote: demo from Superscape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xht5KXInD_s

Imagine playing around with this on an oldass 386.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It was a newass 386 at the time :colbert:

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It really wasn't though, this was in '93 or '94, on a PC built from parts that my dad's co-workers just binned. I think it was one of the older ones, clocked at 12Mhz. With, iunno, like a kilobyte of memory?

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