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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
glute-free buns.

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Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
Vaginas don't belong OUTSIDE of a hotdog.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

not the wurst thing I've ever seen

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

not the wurst thing I've ever seen

It's a real cuntender, though.

Useless Rabbit
Jan 27, 2009

Everyone goes on and on about pizza rules. We need hot dog rules!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Useless Rabbit posted:

Everyone goes on and on about pizza rules. We need hot dog rules!

I agree, friend.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I hope it was a footlong.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

That's gross so can we get back to the real purpose of this thread which is bearing witness to people truly pushing the boundaries of pizza?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

TotalLossBrain posted:

Is this some new gag you pay for at a hipster restaurant?

No, restaurants are just full of horrors and secrets you're better off not knowing.

Vogon Poetry Slam
Nov 13, 2016

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

bike tory posted:

That's gross so can we get back to the real purpose of this thread which is bearing witness to people truly pushing the boundaries of pizza?



Would, with no regrets.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bike tory posted:

That's gross so can we get back to the real purpose of this thread which is bearing witness to people truly pushing the boundaries of pizza?



I mean, smoked salmon is my second favorite thing to put on pizza after pepperoni.

Green thing looks mank though.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Jesus Christ, green thing? It's raw salmon, tuna, avocado. loving hell goons.

I think the base is panko-breaded sushi rice, fried.

Absolute yes.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Some kind of small pastry?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

OwlFancier must be really old, only millennials eat avocado.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Yargh posted:


Step three: add the cucumber back to the liquid. Chill for like, I dunno, 20min. Plop in your finest bachelorette porcelain kitty bowls with grandma's hand-me-down silverware.



I have questions about your animal dick bowl

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

:nws: :nms:

Server slides a hotdog into her vagina before putting it back in bun and serving it. Security cam footage, not graphic, but holy poo poo what the gently caress.

It's the lady from that old joke:

A guy orders a hamburger and a hot dog in a run down roadside cafe. The waitress then puts the burger under her armpit. "WTF are you doing" asks the guy. "I'm defrosting your burger sir". "Cancel the hot dog".

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008
ok.

genetic_knockout posted:

Agreed. I truly believe you might be both the first and last person in history to make that recipe

I'd try it with a lager. Was very close to doing so. It smells great, but was too bitey and bitter. Will do an update with a lager soon, no fucks.

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I have questions about your animal dick bowl

Some things are best left a mystery.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


bike tory posted:

That's gross so can we get back to the real purpose of this thread which is bearing witness to people truly pushing the boundaries of pizza?



What the hell is wrong with you posting this here. Absolutely would.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Tiny limes and micro pool noodles in a bowl with homunculi in adobo sauce sounds good but what is with those little donuts, seems gross.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




SLOSifl posted:

Tiny limes and micro pool noodles in a bowl with homunculi in adobo sauce sounds good but what is with those little donuts, seems gross.

You've never had dehydrated donuts?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



would right now. I'm not proud

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Great tastes that do not go great together

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


This reminds me of my lunches while working in Belize, except we had actual good food.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short




my gf posted:

Black bean chips and tons of chedder cheese and left over taraiki chicken i made

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Would

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If it's a triangular chip with cheese melted on top it's a nacho and therefore good.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Picnic Princess posted:

If it's a triangular chip with cheese melted on top it's a nacho and therefore good.

Pretty good cheese to chip ratio, a few chips are dry but the vast majority are covered.

Just some old fashioned horrible photography.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I have questions about your animal dick bowl

Those are kitty paws swiping toward the food.

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
Cheese might be over (microwaved who we kidding) but it's just nachos

edit: next page challenge post anti-food nachos

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

If it's a triangular chip with cheese melted on top it's a nacho and therefore good.

Open faced sandwich

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


A pizza is just an Italian open faced taco

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
gently caress you.

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!
That hot dog info graphic was missing Toronto: deliciously charred beef with no topping rules, sold to you at a sketchy stand in downtown at 2AM.

(Toronto street meat is delicious)

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I.C. posted:

Those are kitty paws swiping toward the food.

Please closely examine the cat on the left side of the bowl. Look really hard.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


There may be no pizza rules, but I'm going to write to loving Francis to get a loving papal bull declaring, infallibly, that sushi pizza is not pizza.

Clone Farmer
Aug 28, 2006

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I have questions about your animal dick bowl

Well, she *did* say bachelorette bowls, so...

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Grand Fromage posted:

It just depends why it's soggy. If it's soggy cuz it's in soup then give me all of it.

Isn't Chili just really thick soup?

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Away all Goats posted:

Isn't Chili just really thick soup?

I was gonna joke about it being pie filling but oh my god, a meat pie styled after thick, hearty chili would be loving dope as hell.

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