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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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I_Socom
Jul 18, 2007

A great ride that requires finesse and effort to get the best out of it.

Total Meatlove posted:

You can watch his whole set on iplayer

Ah - I'll try that, but I thought the Beeb might censor out all the political stuff? Will give it a go though!

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Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

I belong now!

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

TomViolence posted:

I think you'll find she was busy paying homage to our Brave Boys unlike the sick lefty who snubbed them by visiting them earlier on in the day before heading to a music festival instead of kneeling before them for several hours in silent contemplation.

This is the secret to Brexit, she has to commune with the dead of wars past for at least four hours a day or David Davis loses the ability to speak.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Health and Safety gone mad, innit.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Redeye Flight posted:

This is the secret to Brexit, she has to commune with the dead of wars past for at least four hours a day or David Davis loses the ability to speak.

The undead empire is evidently only a few short months away.

Kel'Thuzad is who I am backing.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

haha oh dear

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
So, does moving all those people out and making their homes safe count as a national emergency? Or will we only see Labour councils acting while the Tory ones follow the Kensington & Chelsea example?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Hahaha holy poo poo we're terrible

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



It's worth noting his followup tweet, where it says they've checked the "most worrying cases first". So it's still really bad but it's not quite as terrible as it sounds. Which isn't at all reassuring because one failing is far too many.
He also said this

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/878701926136897536

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
/edit: beaten!

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

This is a genuinely beautiful photograph.



Time to set sail on the great sea of white people.

I'm assuming that's just because it's Glastonbury though?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
the context is important but we've evacuated multiple entire tower blocks today

this will now bring the government down, because paul mason was wrong on the most hilarious outcome. The most hilarious outcome is apparently Jeremy Corbyn doing just enough to demonstrate his electability, followed by the government stalling in all negotiations and collapsing because health and safety.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Pissflaps posted:

It'd take some time to convey just how nauseating and puerile I find this 'absolute boy' shite. And now they're using it to describe Paul loving Mason. Execrable.

Pull up, lad. You were doing so well.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
So not only are the regs not good enough, the buildings aren't even meeting those?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Vitamin P posted:

Time to set sail on the great sea of white people.

I'm assuming that's just because it's Glastonbury though?

I am the #poo poo flag.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Vitamin P posted:

Time to set sail on the great sea of white people.

I'm assuming that's just because it's Glastonbury though?

We do live in a country that is 90%+ white, so there's only so much diversity you can actually manifest in a large crowd of British people.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
They will surely meet post Brexit standards.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Health and Safety gone mad, innit.

stupor is often due to madness, yes

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Killer Mike is insane. I don't mean as in he's cool, I mean as in he'll endorse and spread any conspiracy theory he comes across. A Christmas loving Miracle has a line about wifi killing birds and tells listeners to google it.

I mean, he's a lefty crazy person, and I get that, but he's still nuts.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I_Socom posted:

Ah - I'll try that, but I thought the Beeb might censor out all the political stuff? Will give it a go though!

It's not on there yet and they've normally been available straight away :tinfoil:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

big scary monsters posted:

I'm going to partially agree with Pissflaps for once - some of the stuff on Twitter around Corbyn is a little cringeworthy. But if I have to put up with the occasional well meaning but embarrassing meme to see a resurgence in socialism in the UK I think I can manage.

Agreed on that. The enthusiasm is extremely important if we're going to see real change. And so what if it gets cringeworthy sometimes? Enthusiasm does that. It's amazing that we've got a genuinely good person who is genuinely loved by so many people and who has a real shot at leading this country. What a change from the last decade.

And aren't nauseating and puerile what most of this thread thinks of Classic Pissflaps? Also tedious. Very, very tedious.

Mister Adequate posted:

I've never seen this before.

Jesus Christ I'm in tears. I'm shaking with rage. How loving dare anyone create a system that does this, how dare anyone vote for people who think this is an acceptable cost.

I saw that when it was first posted and it seriously made me cry (been lurking for years - only posting recently). I felt thoroughly ashamed of this country for creating such a system. And at the time it looked like there wasn't an end in sight. I can't really overstate how much more hopeful I feel now. In time, we will fix this poo poo.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JFairfax posted:

this would be loving hilarious

Be more fun at Donington. There'd be more piss being thrown at her than Donald Trump has seen in his entire life.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

https://twitter.com/BBC/status/878710901423132674

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Braggart posted:

Agreed on that. The enthusiasm is extremely important if we're going to see real change. And so what if it gets cringeworthy sometimes? Enthusiasm does that. It's amazing that we've got a genuinely good person who is genuinely loved by so many people and who has a real shot at leading this country. What a change from the last decade.

I 100% bet in twenty years or so when it turns out that jeremy corbyn did at least 1 thing wrong once that records of this meming will be shown and people will laugh at those 2010s morons who hoped for a thing, but we're going to get laughed at anyway for how silly our clothes look and for not predicting the Giant Thing That Happened In June 2023, so we might as well roll with it

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

It's not on there yet and they've normally been available straight away :tinfoil:

a version appears on Iplayer in ten minutes with a speech by nigel farage dubbed over

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Discendo Vox posted:

Killer Mike is insane. I don't mean as in he's cool, I mean as in he'll endorse and spread any conspiracy theory he comes across. A Christmas loving Miracle has a line about wifi killing birds and tells listeners to google it.

I mean, he's a lefty crazy person, and I get that, but he's still nuts.

The beat breaks and your teeth break
Keep your canines embedded in my knuckles as a keepsake
It would seem your veneers just mere souvenirs falling out Your mouth and on to the landscape
Me and El-P do the secret handshake
Then I pummel punch a pumpkin head punk in his pimple face
'Till he's punch drunk cause he's sweet as a pound cake
(Ain't he pussy, Mike?) Yeah, El, I'll say
Into the wild, wildstyle ghetto child running wild
Where the lions and the owls stay
The powers that be even offered up reprieves
Told us they ain't take us out if we bow to our knees
But they can give that to the kings and the queens
And the worshipers of idols and followers of things
Cause I would rather be in the jungle with the savages
It's kill or be killed, and I'm working with the averages
My professor emeritus
Say we been cursed being brought to the AmeriKKKas
How you raise a whole human single parent, no marriages no sense of heritage
Planned Parenthood helping plan miscarriages
But I'm lucky mommy already had a narrative
Product of a teenage love, my arrogance
Derives from the pride in the job my parents did
Named Mike, I was told it was godlike
Even danced with the devil, came out alright
OK, honor y'all? No way
Still spell AmeriKKKa with the triple K
Word up to Spice 1 and O'Shea
And any MC peeping what I go through
Real rap, my last line's so true
Rest in peace to Pimp C and Camu, too
We do it for you

point it out for me

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Pissflaps posted:

It'd take some time to convey just how nauseating and puerile I find this 'absolute boy' shite. And now they're using it to describe Paul loving Mason. Execrable.

@ gonzo. Thanks again for posting this. I want to see liberals cry.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Josef bugman posted:

The undead empire is evidently only a few short months away.

Kel'Thuzad is who I am backing.

Sylvanas 4 death.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Braggart posted:

Agreed on that. The enthusiasm is extremely important if we're going to see real change. And so what if it gets cringeworthy sometimes? Enthusiasm does that. It's amazing that we've got a genuinely good person who is genuinely loved by so many people and who has a real shot at leading this country. What a change from the last decade.

Enthusiastic cringeworthiness is fine. Unlike, say, the Lib Dems, where it seems to be built in.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Discendo Vox posted:

Killer Mike is insane. I don't mean as in he's cool, I mean as in he'll endorse and spread any conspiracy theory he comes across. A Christmas loving Miracle has a line about wifi killing birds and tells listeners to google it.

I mean, he's a lefty crazy person, and I get that, but he's still nuts.

Yeah, only stupid crazy liberal conspiracies like how Hillary only lost the election because of Russian collusion & it had nothing to do with her running a loving dire campaign that seemed to be full of people with less understanding of the electoral college than me, a British person are valid and acceptable.

Go away liberal, your time has come & gone.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006

Discendo Vox posted:

Killer Mike is insane. I don't mean as in he's cool, I mean as in he'll endorse and spread any conspiracy theory he comes across. A Christmas loving Miracle has a line about wifi killing birds and tells listeners to google it.

I mean, he's a lefty crazy person, and I get that, but he's still nuts.

he named his daughter michael lmao

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Why is it correct to win middle class votes on a centrist agenda but it's wrong to win middle class votes on a left wing agenda? Err..

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, only stupid crazy liberal conspiracies like how Hillary only lost the election because of Russian collusion & it had nothing to do with her running a loving dire campaign that seemed to be full of people with less understanding of the electoral college than me, a British person are valid and acceptable.

Go away liberal, your time has come & gone.

i really can't stress this enough

he's calling someone else crazy on the basis of (as far as i can tell), an imagined lyric about wifi killing birds

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


CoolCab posted:

The beat breaks and your teeth break
Keep your canines embedded in my knuckles as a keepsake
It would seem your veneers just mere souvenirs falling out Your mouth and on to the landscape

These are some very good lines.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

lol

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Crowsbeak posted:

@ gonzo. Thanks again for posting this. I want to see liberals cry.

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/878710822880419840

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

forkboy84 posted:

These are some very good lines.

run the jewels loving rules if you've never heard them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

One thing I'm not quite certain I understand. Is Corbyn for or against Brexit? I know he wants a less insane version of it than May, but is that more out of 'This is probably unstoppable at this point let's try to make a softer landing' or what?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

CoolCab posted:

point it out for me

poo poo, I had this conspiracy theorist rapper confused with another one, Chuck D- probably because of similarities in the relevant music videos. My bad. Killer Mike is the vaccines/cocaine is a government invention one.

I'm to the left of a bunch of folks here, and I think RTJ is a great act-I just also really dislike mainstreaming conspiracy theories on both sides of the political divide.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jun 24, 2017

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If we're talking about lyrics then we should mention Guru.

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