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*extremely yaron versano voice* my wife
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joke's on him, i don't even have a wife
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haveblue posted:*extremely yaron versano voice* my wife there is no universe in which i shouldn't catch a smythe probie if i say "jew egg" but uh, prove me wrong? 
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Jun 24, 2017 20:53
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lol it's the sabbath though see you at sunset, old friend
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syscall girl posted:there is no universe in which i shouldn't catch a smythe probie if i say "jew egg" Jewegg is my favorite online electronics retailer
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Jewegg is my favorite online electronics retailer lmbo
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the only valid response to that should be "borat voice my wife" alternatively: someone photoshop the shirt to have a bulldozer running over a palestinian house over "my wife"
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Stymie posted:the only valid response to that should be "borat voice my wife" 
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https://twitter.com/firescotch/status/872900995952627713
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drat this started getting a bit anti-semiticwikipedia on page 1066 posted:There is no record of Jews in England before the Norman Conquest in 1066.[1] The few references to Jews in the Anglo-Saxon laws of the Roman Catholic Church relate to Jewish practices about Easter. much better
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http://runt-of-the-web.com/devil-baby
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that's loss e: https://twitter.com/RonnieFilyaw/status/878726154676568065 ee: he deleted the tweet  
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syscall girl posted:objectification is cool and good and really the way people bond everyone i know talks about my wife's boobs because otherwise it's like being at yosemite and not mentioning half dome
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Trig Discipline posted:everyone i know talks about my wife's boobs because otherwise it's like being at yosemite and not mentioning half dome What does Echinopsis think of them?
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Trig Discipline posted:everyone i know talks about my wife's boobs because otherwise it's like being at yosemite and not mentioning half dome this just makes me sad my former fiancee had little girl boobs for years but then we (okay, she) got pregnant during a pharmaceutical accident and uh all of a sudden i had some competition make sure to compliment your loved ones nicely and with sincerity
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Jerry Cotton posted:What does Echinopsis think of them? probably "daaaaaang"
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Trig Discipline posted:probably
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syscall girl posted:make sure to compliment your loved ones nicely and with sincerity oh believe me i do. my wife is honestly one of the most naturally beautiful people i have ever met in my life and she hears that literally every day from me and from half the rest of the world. what she's doing with me absolutely defies explanation, but it's been over 24 years now so i'm starting to think she's serious about it. if it's a goof she's really kinda overdoing it at this point
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Trig Discipline posted:oh believe me i do. my wife is honestly one of the most naturally beautiful people i have ever met in my life and she hears that literally every day from me and from half the rest of the world. what she's doing with me absolutely defies explanation, but it's been over 24 years now so i'm starting to think she's serious about it. if it's a goof she's really kinda overdoing it at this point 
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she tells me i've got a great personality lol
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Trig Discipline posted:she tells me i've got a great personality lol it goes a long ways
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syscall girl posted:it goes a long ways apparently!
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probably thats why i'm going to die alone
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https://twitter.com/kenshirriff/status/878410643656724480 Cool
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:probably thats why i'm going to die alone If you make it until Trump blows the big whistle, you'll die in a nuclear holocaust with everyone else 
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syscall girl posted:drat this started getting a bit anti-semitic japan imported jews during wwii because they believed the money stereotypes too
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:probably thats why i'm going to die alone 
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syscall girl posted:drat this started getting a bit anti-semitic ck2 patch notes gettin' weird
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:probably thats why i'm going to die alone Same
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everyone dies alone and afraid, unless they're unconscious or it's unexpected, and then it's just alone take comfort in that
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:everyone dies alone and afraid, unless they're unconscious or it's unexpected, and then it's just alone what if the method of death is being violently slammed into another person so you die simultaneously
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fishmech posted:what if the method of death is being violently slammed into another person so you die simultaneously also you are both in a chamber full of nitrous oxide and high out of your minds
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i just crossed the 30 hour mark in tekken 7 and i gotta say, its good, folks
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fishmech posted:what if the method of death is being violently slammed into another person so you die simultaneously after doing a 2 hour commute to college for loving ever and getting really upset about other people's driving habits i composed an entire rap-rock song about just sticking my head out the window and catching a sympathetic someone travelling in the opposite direction's head with my own it would have been glorious but i'm more of an idea guy
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