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Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

This should be used as a philosophy exam tbh

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Wait so is your dad's rod in your rear end????

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Glenn Quebec posted:

Wait so is your dad's rod in your rear end????

it a case of mistake assdentity bhabi

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

it a case of mistake assdentity bhabi

Call the famous detective, Bhabarni Jones

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Wait what the gently caress is going on in Arjun's profile pic

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Stroop There It Is posted:

Wait what the gently caress is going on in Arjun's profile pic

He's clarifying doubts with his hard erected rod.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Wat she do, hot shot? Wat. She. Do.?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I feel like in a world with 1,000,000 different kinds of religions and gods, surely there is a God of Rod

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I feel like in a world with 1,000,000 different kinds of religions and gods, surely there is a God of Rod

Priapus owns

naem
May 29, 2011

Stroop There It Is posted:

Wait what the gently caress is going on in Arjun's profile pic

He's choking her to death, as punishment, because she is so attractive that it caused him to feel a socially unacceptable sex urge, which of course is her fault, obviously

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
This rear end riddle has sparked like 10 minutes of discussion between my wife and I pls help

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
https://www.instagram.com/ugojesse/



Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Pls do not touch my skubidoo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Munchables posted:

Pls do not touch my skubidoo

Skubidoo? That's a skrapidoo at best smh.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
skubi snacks

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Skubi facs

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I can't breath.

the panacea
May 10, 2008

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
120k followers

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Lol is this a public service announcement?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Mummy should not blow on Junior's Whistle of Fac.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Munchables posted:

Pls do not touch my skubidoo

23 skubidoo :tipshat:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Is this the Indian Ctrl-Alt-Del ?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I follow Indian memers on instagram. Here's some screenshots.













Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

careful kid SEA PATROL's comin for that skubidoo kit

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
Is your temple not getting annointed? Ask your doctor today about fibromyalgia

naem
May 29, 2011

peepin bhabi's bomblo

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
They bomblo, we bombhi

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
when i do mummy and baby my pennies rotate 270 degrees and put my bucket everywhere

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I hope this doesn't make vaginas skrappidoos


I used all of my ESL powers to decode this.

The clever author is proposing the following situation:

You and your father are in a crowded elevator, and he is standing close behind you. A fetching bhabi somehow manages to rub your rear end. Your father, seeing this, becomes turgid with magnificence and surprise sexes you by accident due to your proximity.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Jun 25, 2017

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I hope this doesn't make vaginas skrappidoos


I used all of my ESL powers to decode this.

The clever author is proposing the following situation:

You and your father are in a crowded elevator, and he is standing close behind you. A fetching bhabi somehow manages to rub your rear end. Your father, seeing this, becomes turgid with magnificence and surprise sexes you by accident due to your proximity.

I think we've all been there.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Unknowable Hole posted:

This rear end riddle has sparked like 10 minutes of discussion between my wife and I pls help

I'm assuming ur = her, so it's:

What does she do when she's in a crowded elevator, and she accidentally rubs her rear end against her dad's rod, and it slides into her rear end?

A question for the ages.

e: going to have to disagree with Fleta Mcgurn here.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax


blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

He looks like a black Salvador Dali

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




:vince:

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
that rear end boob picture is amazing and I learned so much.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Boobly rear end? Consult your local dentist

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

This has so much avatar potential

Unknowable Hole posted:

This rear end riddle has sparked like 10 minutes of discussion between my wife and I pls help
I interpreted it as, she is in front of you in the crowded elevator squished against you (rubbing), and as a result she pushes your butt (ur rear end) into your dad's crotch (ur dads penis).

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

He says it's not that bad, but his face suggests otherwise

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Why did she go to the dentist for her assboob problem

I mean the dentist is doing a good job rolling with it, that's solid advice.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Tired Moritz posted:

that rear end boob picture is amazing and I learned so much.

Wait, do assess have milky too?

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