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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sydin posted:

Wade just annihilated Stanton/Yelich/Ozuna. :stare:

He went out there like a man possessed.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer


elentar posted:

I really wish someone would start beating the Braves so they don't hold off on trading eminently tradeable players.


The sooner Albies is up though...

Yeah it's my fault for liking these guys though

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Yeah it's my fault for liking these guys though

I like Phillips, tootblans aside. Didn't he get a no-trade as part of signing though?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

elentar posted:

I like Phillips, tootblans aside. Didn't he get a no-trade as part of signing though?
I think it's not a full no trade but like the Braves eat more of his money than they do now if they move him.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lol farrell

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

bump_fn posted:

lol farrell

He was this || close to making out with Bill Miller

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Nice, its throwback day in Seattle

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


This team is crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

fast cars loose anus posted:

Nice, its throwback day in Seattle

Chiming in with liking both of these uniforms better than each team's usual.

Would love to see the M's move into a cream and/or teal future and ditch the generic blues and whites.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Hot drat Josh Reddick

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I'll need to grudgingly respect that catch.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Was in a law school softball tournament once and saw a dude on the other team make a catch that looked kind of similar.

Broke his loving collarbone. We were all already drunk, and those guys were from Florida and looked like they played Single A ball. Still don't know why that guy laid out like that.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
just let me go to bed

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
papi would have gotten it done

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
gently caress that strike zone. Squeezes Gaviglio and then gives McCullers *that* strike off the plate?

Robot umps plz

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
yay Reddick

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

This team is crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.

We're never going to make the postseason this year. Can we just tank and maybe get a decent draft pick next year? Maybe try to rehab some pitching talent and ship out the bullpen and Lance Lynn?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

We're never going to make the postseason this year. Can we just tank and maybe get a decent draft pick next year? Maybe try to rehab some pitching talent and ship out the bullpen and Lance Lynn?

They need to trade Lynn, Rosie and Oh and just tank. But they won't trade anyone.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Chatwood is melting down in LA

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


When you give up a four-pitch RBI walk to the opposing pitcher you're having a bad night.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Seven walks in 2.2 innings is quite impressive

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Nice job getting out of it

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
This ump's zone sucks

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Wow, that's quite the outburst from Altuve.

I don't blame him though, that was almost certainly a ball.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Yeah bad call but I'll take it. I feel like if that was almost any other player he would have been tossed

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Fuuuck that was just about the play of the year

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Whew that was close, insurance runs ahoy

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

gently caress yeah McCann

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
a grown man who brings a glove to the game and interferes with a live ball

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


[sees a pitch nearly go wild]
[sees the next pitch spin the batter]
[calls it a strike]
[is a major league plate umpire]

[sees the next three pitches nearly go wild for a walk]

This is why I need robot strike zones.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Okay, that's just unfair.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Reddick is having a nice game

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

God I hate Giles

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Giles you loving wank

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I went to walk the dogs and come back to this? Can someone explain what's happening here?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Giles manages to not 100% poo poo the bed somehow

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Ill take it

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Runners in scoring position. As good as he's been since coming back for the third(?) time from Tacoma this year, I find it funny that Zunino is a pinch hitter.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Well, that could have been worse.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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drat it, Addy :argh:

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