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1500quidporsche posted:I want the trifecta of poo poo that is Stroll-Sauber-Honda. I need it in my life. An endless cycle where when the engine is reliable Stroll will crash and when Stroll is doing well the engine will explode. It'd be pretty great that if every time somebody passes Stroll they crunch up a $100 bill and throw it at him on track.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:24 |
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Stroll Sauber Honda 2020 WDC calling it now.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:17 |
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Maybe Stroll renames Sauber to Stroll and all the cars will be C01 C02 in honor of Chloe?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:23 |
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Unfortunately going to miss the most welcoming Baku tomorrow for a kart race. Feeling quite lucky though so I think a fifth is in the cards, possibly a 4th or podium if I'm lucky.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:29 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Unfortunately going to miss the most welcoming Baku tomorrow for a kart race. Feeling quite lucky though so I think a fifth is in the cards, possibly a 4th or podium if I'm lucky. Where would you finish if you had new tyres, a chassis not made of potato crisp crumbs and an engine that isn't lubricated by optimism?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:34 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Maybe Stroll renames Sauber to Stroll and all the cars will be C01 C02 in honor of Chloe? This is a good post.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:34 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Where would you finish if you had new tyres, a chassis not made of potato crisp crumbs and an engine that isn't lubricated by optimism? He'd be lining up on the grid tomorrow at Baku.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:36 |
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Wirth1000 posted:He'd be lining up on the grid tomorrow at Baku. And finish ahead of the Mclarens.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:41 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Where would you finish if you had new tyres, a chassis not made of potato crisp crumbs and an engine that isn't lubricated by optimism? Podium for sure. I'd probably be able to grab the odd win through the season, especially in the wet. The problem is I compete in the casual class even though I'm below the age limit. If I win I'm likely going to be bumped to the class I should compete in which has like five people, three of which have won national championships, and I'll absolutely come dead last. People take this poo poo too seriously in my opinion, it's loving club level kart racing, I just want people to race against. F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:42 |
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From what I've heard Baku still welcomes all.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:55 |
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dentist toy box posted:From what I've heard Baku still welcomes all. Well done Baku.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:56 |
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Bernie Says sorry we lost Baku, Never Drink Heineken - The Indycar Driver.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:00 |
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dentist toy box posted:Bernie Says sorry we lost Baku, Never Drink Heineken - The Indycar Driver.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:11 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Maybe Stroll renames Sauber to Stroll and all the cars will be C01 C02 in honor of Chloe? Then Stroll would just keep driving into the back of them
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 09:29 |
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Powershift posted:And finish ahead of the Mclarens. It's easy to finish ahead of a car that can't go to race distance.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 09:52 |
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Since FOM can't figure out how to broadcast Baku, reminder that in 8 minutes the moto3 race starts which is guaranteed fun since it's in Assen and it has been raining. Oh and in 2 hours MotoGP itself
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 09:53 |
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Kilonum posted:It's easy to finish ahead of a car that can't go to race distance. tell that to palmer!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 10:03 |
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"in the one hand I have my dreams, hopes and aspirations, in the other..." Myrddin_Emrys fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 10:23 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Then Stroll would just keep driving into the back of them They only enter one car for Lance, and he has to drive so fast to run into the back of his own car that he sets lap records at every track, wins every race, and accidentally discovers a new quantum effect that revolutionizes science as we know it and ushers in Star Trek for real.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 10:59 |
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Y'all should be watching the Assen TT right now. Or not, because it'll make Baku seem drab and uninteresting by comparison.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:00 |
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Wirth1000 posted:https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/exclusive-canadian-billionaire-lawrence-stroll-to-buy-sauber-456286/ I got curious, wanted to know why this never happened, and ended up stumbling upon this article: http://autoweek.com/article/formula-one/report-lance-strolls-father-spent-80-million-get-son-f1-seat quote:Lance Stroll's billionaire father spent nothing short of an incredible $80 million to help his 18-year-old son secure a 2017 Formula 1 seat with Williams F1. quote:The report claims his father, the fashion mogul and billionaire Lawrence Stroll, bought the Prema F3 team and installed well-known Ferrari engineer Luca Baldisserri to oversee Stroll's rise. Young Stroll was then the clear No. 1 driver this year, benefiting from F1 engineers seconded to his F3 campaign and a special simulator installed at Williams' Grove base. oh my god we could had a mclaren owned by lawrence stroll with lance stroll driving alongside alonso: https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-an-unprofitable-venture/?d=2289&dm=1
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:28 |
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Stroll's seat has got to be the most expensive pay drive in F1 history surely. Not even tobacco money drivers could have topped that.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:36 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Stroll's seat has got to be the most expensive pay drive in F1 history surely. Not even tobacco money drivers could have topped that. Is there any equivalent in any other sport?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:44 |
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I can't imagine how terrible it would feel to go into F1 because of your passion for the sport and having to babysit the talentless son of a billionaire.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:45 |
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Whitey Ford posted:Is there any equivalent in any other sport? I'm not sure, but I don't think so. I don't know of any other sport where the competitors pay to compete like in motor racing, particularly F1.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:45 |
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Imagine being a pay-player in footy. Teams have to get real desperate before that happens
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:54 |
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The Croc posted:Davide Valsecchi does world feed commentary on Gp2 and 3 and he's amazing so gently caress the haters. I can't say I've ever seen or heard of Davide Valsecchi, but I googled him and he's a bit chubby. Here's Vettel roasting him for his weight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNyjB0B4yfE Also, who wants to make this avatar sized for me? And then also buy it for me? https://i.imgur.com/YeAtoT5.gifv
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:07 |
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Faaark Moto GP delivers again.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:43 |
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Halo14 posted:Faaark Moto GP delivers again. gently caress me what a race. There's a reason 105,000 people turn up to watch the Assen TT.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:43 |
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Loving the earlier start time too!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:44 |
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geonetix posted:Since FOM can't figure out how to broadcast Baku, reminder that in 8 minutes the moto3 race starts which is guaranteed fun since it's in Assen and it has been raining. Oh and in 2 hours MotoGP itself what the gently caress is this poo poo? Also Alonso is totally going to Mercedes imo. F1 2017: Seb Vettel`s Scuderia`s Secret Bag DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:45 |
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Halo14 posted:Faaark Moto GP delivers again. F1 2017: PLEASE WATCH MOTOGP
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:50 |
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harperdc posted:F1 2017: PLEASE WATCH MOTOGP MODS do the needful
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:52 |
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RAIN IN BAKU, I REPEAT RAIN IN BAKU
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:53 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:RAIN IN BAKU, I REPEAT RAIN IN BAKU Did you just shout dutch boy, castle wall?
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:56 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:RAIN IN BAKU, I REPEAT RAIN IN BAKU Nando's time to shine!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:57 |
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Rain
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:57 |
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mrfart posted:Did you just shout dutch boy, castle wall? I hope that fucker stop crashing into the Ferraris Also https://twitter.com/wtf1official/status/878944311102058497
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:58 |
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Halo14 posted:Loving the earlier start time too! Loving the sunday races. I missed at least every other assen race because I often forgot to check on saturdays.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 13:01 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:what the gently caress is this poo poo? See: Carth Dookie posted:gently caress me what a race. There's a reason 105,000 people turn up to watch the Assen TT. MotoGP is amazing. Watch it. e: Let's hope FOM has figured out how to display positions and intervals during the race
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 13:02 |