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I'd go so far as to say that if you think crushed peanuts + oil tastes bad, you're a broken human. Even tiny picky toddler taste buds are hardwired to go crazy for that delicious sort of fatty calorie overload.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'd go so far as to say that if you think crushed peanuts + oil tastes bad, you're a broken human. Even tiny picky toddler taste buds are hardwired to go crazy for that delicious sort of fatty calorie overload. The oil isn't added, peanuts are naturally oily.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You made a blanket statement that they are bad and dumb when you really meant they are bad and dumb for you personally. I mean, isn't this kind of the place for blanket statements? I'm inclined to agree with you, though. If someone can afford it, why not buy a mcmansion. One problem, I think, is that a lot of people overspend on housing because they haven't taken a rational look at what their retirement situation is going to demand. I don't remember the statistic, but purportedly a huge slice of six-figure America lives month to month. Potato Salad has a new favorite as of 14:41 on Jun 25, 2017 |
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Jun 25, 2017 14:37
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Tiggum posted:The oil isn't added, peanuts are naturally oily. Huh, you're right. I thought it was necessary to add more oil for texture. That makes that opinion even worse and dumber though. Peanuts and salt, eugh.
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Jun 25, 2017 14:41
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How come crows all go loving nuts for peanuts and know how to open them up and eat them like pros, but seagulls have no clue? They'll see the crows feasting on them and want in on the action, but then they pick up the peanut, drop it, look at it confused, pick it up, put it down, they can't figure it out but they know it's something good because the crows are all eating them. Yet seagulls routinely pick apart dead crabs and other shelled creatures to get the meat out, it's the exact same sort of technique but they're too stupid to adapt it to peanuts. Anyways, it's more expensive but I think almond butter is even better than peanut butter.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:21
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Crunchy peanut butter is for ISIS. Why yes, let me spread this crunchy mess on my bread oh wait now its torn the bread because of its bullshit chunks. Creamy is the only butter.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:28
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Baronjutter posted:How come crows all go loving nuts for peanuts and know how to open them up and eat them like pros, but seagulls have no clue? They'll see the crows feasting on them and want in on the action, but then they pick up the peanut, drop it, look at it confused, pick it up, put it down, they can't figure it out but they know it's something good because the crows are all eating them. Yet seagulls routinely pick apart dead crabs and other shelled creatures to get the meat out, it's the exact same sort of technique but they're too stupid to adapt it to peanuts. Probably the same reason why they try to swallow entire hot dogs whole. They're idiots.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:32
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Baronjutter posted:How come crows all go loving nuts for peanuts and know how to open them up and eat them like pros, but seagulls have no clue? They'll see the crows feasting on them and want in on the action, but then they pick up the peanut, drop it, look at it confused, pick it up, put it down, they can't figure it out but they know it's something good because the crows are all eating them. Yet seagulls routinely pick apart dead crabs and other shelled creatures to get the meat out, it's the exact same sort of technique but they're too stupid to adapt it to peanuts. Crows are actually pretty intelligent. Crows can make and use rudimentary tools and figure out all sorts of crazy poo poo. Seagulls are loving stupid.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:34
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Jastiger posted:Crunchy peanut butter is for ISIS. I can't imagine how you manage to tear bread by spreading the superior peanut butter on it.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:39
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Seagulls can be surprisingly smart. We used to have a seagull couple come and get fed for like a decade, same 2. One day a 3rd one showed up, we called it "knock" because it would knock on the door or windows, very loudly like the police were there, and demand to be fed. The other 2 would chase it off, but they learned by observing the knocking trick. It took them a while, but they got the idea of making a noise on the door to get food. For a decade they never did it, then they saw a seagull do it and get food, then they learned it. I thought that was a pretty interesting bit of seagull intelligence.
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Jun 25, 2017 20:40
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I don't have a peanut butter variety preference.
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I like the peanut butter that comes with the jelly already mixed in.
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Jun 25, 2017 21:24
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Jastiger posted:Crunchy peanut butter is for ISIS. How do you gently caress up spreading peanut butter? Do you genuinely have a movement disorder?
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Dross posted:I don't have a peanut butter variety preference. You monster.
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Jun 25, 2017 21:53
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Reese's pb would be gross on its own but is great in context. PB2 is not good as a pb replacement but is delicious in shakes, yogurt, oatmeal, baking, etc as a low cal, protein-heavy peanut flavoring
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Jun 25, 2017 22:21
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Guy Goodbody posted:How do you gently caress up spreading peanut butter? Do you genuinely have a movement disorder? Its chunky so the chunks get stuck on the soft bread where as creamy, like butter, spreads easily.
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Jun 26, 2017 00:18
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Jastiger posted:Its chunky so the chunks get stuck on the soft bread where as creamy, like butter, spreads easily. How many times in your life have you failed at a simple domestic task and turned to the camera and said "There has to be a better way!"
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Jun 26, 2017 00:20
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Guy Goodbody posted:How many times in your life have you failed at a simple domestic task and turned to the camera and said "There has to be a better way!" Every time i read your posts.
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Jun 26, 2017 00:21
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The people that bitch about 'tearing the bread' when spreading peanut butter are using that god-awful ultra-soft white bread designed for toddlers. Y'know, the kind where you can take an entire loaf and squeeze it down to a small cube the size of a couple decks of cards. Real adult bread stands up to peanut butter, goddamnit.
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Jun 26, 2017 00:37
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MY peanut butter consumption is mainly a spoon right out of the jar and I don't apologize.
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Jun 26, 2017 01:15
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Mu Zeta posted:Cooking in a small apartment sucks. The smell. The smell!!!! It permeates everything in a small space. Maybe try making something good next time.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:01
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French onion soup smells awesome but it gets into your clothes and it's real bad after a few days and you have to wash everything. Sauteed mushrooms with garlic on toast? That smell permeates everything too.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:08
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Mu Zeta posted:French onion soup smells awesome but it gets into your clothes and it's real bad after a few days and you have to wash everything. Have you tried not spilling it loving everywhere?
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Jun 26, 2017 02:08
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Why would anyone cook a thing that you don't want your home smelling like? Also, only children and riff-raff eat ultra fluffy soft lovely american bread. At least toast that poo poo up before spreading the peanut butter on it.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:08
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You guys obviously live in larger, airier homes.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:09
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Baronjutter posted:Why would anyone cook a thing that you don't want your home smelling like? I don't know; I'm OK with cooked cabbage but I don't want to cook it in my home because it stinks up the place 
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Jun 26, 2017 02:11
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Guy Goodbody posted:How many times in your life have you failed at a simple domestic task and turned to the camera and said "There has to be a better way!" Jastiger posted:Every time i read your posts. See an eye doctor maybe?
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Jun 26, 2017 02:23
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JnnyThndrs posted:The people that bitch about 'tearing the bread' when spreading peanut butter are using that god-awful ultra-soft white bread designed for toddlers. Y'know, the kind where you can take an entire loaf and squeeze it down to a small cube the size of a couple decks of cards. nah man i've made peanut butter sandwiches with that poo poo before and the only way you tear the bread is if you are some sort of rage monster
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Jun 26, 2017 02:24
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I hate white bread. I've had a couple of good homemade ones, but I guess you really gotta TLC that poo poo to get flavor. Might as well go with ryes and sourdoughs. Southern biscuits above all toasts, tho.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:52
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Biscuits are so greasy. I hate when restaurants make sandwiches with them. Put the greasy stuff in the sandwich but don't make the actual bread greasy.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:57
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Jastiger posted:Crunchy peanut butter is for ISIS. Mu Zeta posted:French onion soup smells awesome but it gets into your clothes and it's real bad after a few days and you have to wash everything.
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Jun 26, 2017 04:00
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Huh. I'm not sure how you make a biscuit greasy.
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Tiggum posted:As well as you being some kind of neanderthal who can't spread peanut butter, smooth is just bad. It's like eating glue. No. I'm talking about the smell permeating into my closet. This whole conversation was about how living in a small apartment sucks because the smell goes everywhere. Das Boo posted:Huh. I'm not sure how you make a biscuit greasy. A biscuit is like 40% lard/butter.
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Mu Zeta posted:A biscuit is like 40% lard/butter. Have you considered the possibility that your biscuits are a piece of poo poo?
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Jun 26, 2017 04:23
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Your biscuits are poo poo
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Jun 26, 2017 06:08
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This whole conversation about grown up bread and peanut butter is great if you imagine someone saying it to a normal person in real life
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Jun 26, 2017 06:15
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The biscuit preparation procedure at many restaurants involves buttering then heavily several times at different points in the process.
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Jun 26, 2017 07:08
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Ants on a log is really good
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Jun 26, 2017 07:10
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Mu Zeta posted:No. I'm talking about the smell permeating into my closet. This whole conversation was about how living in a small apartment sucks because the smell goes everywhere. Buddy if the smell is getting into the clothes in your closet then it's also in your carpets, your chairs, your bed and bedding, curtains... your house loving reeks of french onion soup from that one time you made it basically
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Creamy peanut butter, jelly salads, waterbeers, gravy-as-a-meal, and the concept of 'biscuit and gravy' are all American war crimes against cuisine.
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