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slouch
Mar 10, 2009


triple sulk posted:

i would rather suffer four more years of pissbaby senile president than vote for a dude who has access to more personal info than the nsa and doesn't give a single actual gently caress about regular people

i need evidence to believe zuckerbilge doesnt care about regular people in any way particularly more egregious than the average american

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Lol goons going to be the left equivalent of trumpies voting for a dummy with no govt experience that just says the right words to trigger them

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i will vote for al franken hopefully

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

lol at ppl actin like they wouldnt vote 4 zuck

I wouldn't vote for Zuck. I don't care who's running against him.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

i cant even type right im so anti-zuck

gently caress!!!

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

my fantasy is to be a tiny zuckerberg walked all over by a giant lady

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

triple sulk posted:

i cant even type right im so anti-zuck

gently caress!!!

:same:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oddium posted:

i will vote for al franken hopefully

same

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

slouch posted:

i need evidence to believe zuckerbilge doesnt care about regular people in any way particularly more egregious than the average american

They made a loving movie about it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
look at that adorable face

how can you resist that face -- you loving cucks!

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

if the best the dems have to offer is zuck then trump 100% deserves to win lmao

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

triple sulk posted:

i would rather suffer four more years of pissbaby senile president than vote for a dude who has access to more personal info than the nsa and doesn't give a single actual gently caress about regular people

Why don't you love Zucky?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

Somebody said that Trump talks like a married middleaged businessman who's hiding the fact that he got fired from his wife a week before he kills himself, and now that's all I can think about.

Biff

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

i would rather suffer four more years of pissbaby senile president than vote for a dude who has access to more personal info than the nsa and doesn't give a single actual gently caress about regular people

this, utterly unironically.

trump doesn't want to end consciousness, zuck does.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Flavius Belisarius posted:

Well how do you feel about smokey Highland Scotch? The big Islay Scotches people are talking about are extreme versions of that.

i haven't pressed it to my lips because i am a neophyte

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

who's biff

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
zuck is the ultimate redpill

the true redpill

oh wait i mean bluepill?

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
bodega cats are cool as hell!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


hmmm, enough zuck for today? :thunk:

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Guy Goodbody posted:

They made a loving movie about it

this movie was written by the west wing guy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Theyd have better luck running aron eisenberg as zuck

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

what if zuck had a really nice orb

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

hmmm, enough zuck for today? :thunk:
no don't stop i'm almost there

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





this is the sound of farting audibly

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Zuck considers buying massive natural resource rights "charity" since he pinky swears he wont exploit them as much (hes a mother spider wrapping the world up for his aristocratic brood to later devour)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


oddium posted:

i will vote for al franken hopefully

I think he'd be a great candidate. He really should run.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Baloogan posted:

this, utterly unironically.

trump doesn't want to end consciousness, zuck does.
C U C K

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Turdfuzz posted:

what if zuck had a really nice orb



BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

no don't stop i'm almost there

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

slouch posted:

this movie was written by the west wing guy

The White House still exists, dude

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oddium posted:

i will vote for al franken hopefully

Movie idea: internet thread crew kidnaps senator, makes him run for president to save planet earth.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
google zuck and find out-of-context news pics

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

TeriZCa8!a posted:

Movie idea: internet thread crew kidnaps senator, makes him run for president to save planet earth.

Planet earth writes in that it wants to be destroyed

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

I like Zuck as a dark horse 2020 nominee. Sanders or Biden would be better for the country overall, but in the Age of Trump who gives a poo poo.

Zuck would at least have an army of tech dudes to track which swing states to show up to and which topics people are actually interested in. If we fall assbackwards into UHC or wealth inequality redistribution, hooray.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Man kills Asian carp with boomerang. Like Tim Wallis' face book page and help him protect our 2nd amendment rights!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Z35X7tFBM

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lewis Black plays al franken

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

oh i thought u were referencing death of a salesman

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MadJackal posted:

I like Zuck as a dark horse 2020 nominee. Sanders or Biden would be better for the country overall, but in the Age of Trump who gives a poo poo.

Zuck would at least have an army of tech dudes to track which swing states to show up to and which topics people are actually interested in. If we fall assbackwards into UHC or wealth inequality redistribution, hooray.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

this, utterly unironically.

trump doesn't want to end consciousness, zuck does.

i think deep down in some far gone sliver of trump's senile consciousness he wants to help "average" americans. he really does

it's just that he's a loving bigot and thinks that just pumping money into the military, cutting almost all federal spending by just not hiring people to run the gov't, and strongmanning people with his tough guy demeanor will accomplish this, which is obviously not gonna work and is actively killing his base

zuck is not senile and just a loving horrible person who sounds like kermit who will gently caress up society with his technocrat valley bullshit like musk but bad in different ways. he'd end up putting musk in a cabinet position and fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

now quote this and post a zuck pic

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

google zuck and find out-of-context news pics



Zuck is Damien Thorn? Sign me up!

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