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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

so is the federalist the precise mathematical opposite of teen vogue

teen vogue has been really fired up about pubic hair lately so maybe

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Polo-Rican posted:

Counterpoint: you shouldn't get to be the loving president you made a website. Especially if you stole the website and the website sucks and you failed at everything besides the website (remember the Facebook phone lmao)

as opposed to any other politician that made ____________ ?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Samurai Sanders posted:

He's worked so hard to stay distant from Trump's worst transgressions while still supporting him so it would be pretty funny if he was the one who ate it.

he's already become so unpopular that he's starting to be fox news'd (aka getting a d in brackets next to his name)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



body hair in general sucks

go

s m o o t h

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Polo-Rican posted:

Counterpoint: you shouldn't get to be the loving president you made a website. Especially if you stole the website and the website sucks and you failed at everything besides the website (remember the Facebook phone lmao)

america was built off of the hard work of frauds and charlatans, he'd just be continuing a proud tradition

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Bert Roberge posted:

Jeb could still win it.

He will win it!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/879172675138138117

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Bert Roberge posted:

A good horse can clear that right up.

Those big ole teeth gonna rip pence's candy apple rear end clean off

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Montasque posted:

JT is an empty liberal who only offers platitudes while selling us out to corporate interests.

But hey, he and his fam looked great today at TD's Toronto Pride Parade.

ideological purity is why turmp won

tut tut

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Rocks posted:

as opposed to any other politician that made ____________ ?

Let's just elect people who made things, yeah!! Let's elect whoever made the fidget spinner president

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Polo-Rican posted:

Let's just elect people who made things, yeah!! Let's elect whoever made the fidget spinner president

welcum 2 trumps america bitch

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Rocks posted:

I know we're past this convo now but on the topic of Zuck 2020 at first it makes me cringe the more I think about i think he'd make an ok prez. unlike trump, zuck has actually proven he can surround himself with smart and good people, and he's about my age so demographically him and I probably share similar values. as for the celebrity thing, we live in the age of trump so gently caress it why not.

in other words , I can't believe how excited I am for the Zuck campaign!!!

i'm an alpha cuck for zuck 2020

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

its like hideo homojima and neil gayman had rear end babies

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I want to go on record as saying I do not want to receive the same medical treatment as the current President, assuming he is still seeing his regular physician.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Joementum posted:

I want to go on record as saying I do not want to receive the same medical treatment as the current President, assuming he is still seeing his regular physician.

i'd let trump's sex cake doctor touch my dick

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

its like hideo homojima and neil gayman had rear end babies

I'm the unexamined assumption that cancer treatment must be expensive because obviously doctor school should cost a million dollars to attend and obviously doctors should be paid 10x as much as the rest of us peasants

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

triple sulk posted:

body hair in general sucks

go

s m o o t h

Go prance around in the woods elf boy

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

cucky zucky
clap please

celewign
Jul 11, 2015

just get us in the playoffs

Raku posted:

Bills should move to Birmingham imo

gently caress you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




imagine a zuck v jeb prez election

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zuck/kanye
jeb/barbara bush

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I am glad I have contributed positively to the Zuckmentum.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
please clap vs please like

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

he could probably make more money from charging asian people to be in their family photos than from fb stock

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

does anyone have the original "high resolution" thunkface?

there's the emote :thunk:

but I'd like to have the original pic if anyone has it

thank you & ed balls

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

the old ones are good enough to watch all the old ones

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/879061224100552704

h*ck

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Reality Winner posted:

note to readers: justin trudeau going to pride or fighting trump does not make him a politician to copy

holy poo poo hes leaving ufc?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I think Matty is right that Zuck will run on a much more left wing platform than people expect

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I wanna go to NYC Pride next year

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

My eyes roll so hard they fall out onto the floor and keep on rollin and end up under the fridge

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Polo-Rican posted:

Counterpoint: you shouldn't get to be the loving president you made a website. Especially if you stole the website and the website sucks and you failed at everything besides the website (remember the Facebook phone lmao)

donald trump is president

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

logikv9 posted:

it's going to be a few years of slow moving mediocrity

don't sign your posts

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




"i will overcome legislative deadlock by leveraging my expansive 'shame dossiers' on every member of congress, their spouses, and children"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i hate mark zuckerberg

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Joementum posted:

I think Matty is right that Zuck will run on a much more left wing platform than people expect

A low bar for the Silicon Valley billionaire

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Squizzle posted:

"i will overcome legislative deadlock by leveraging my expansive 'shame dossiers' on every member of congress, their spouses, and children"

the piss tape pisses back

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

BEEP HUMAN CHILD DETECTED DISPENSING SMILE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a promise to reveal new scandals + fetishes for every congressperson who doesnt vote lockstep w yr agenda would kinda own if it were used in ways i personally liked

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
actually thats unironically how robotic i can be, im voting for the zuck and im not even a yank

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