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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Heaven Spacey posted:

holy gently caress maddox still exists?

he does and he published some article in April about being mad at SJWs

also he announced that he was running for president last year on his 2004 platform of banning ska and legalizing vampire hunting so I guess the Maddox campaign already happened

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hi this is kind of a crazy question but did our (adult) pineapples and i try to convince you that fruit porn is a thing?

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Joementum posted:

I think Matty is right that Zuck will run on a much more left wing platform than people expect

if he really is for UBI he has my support, who gives a gently caress hes a robot with no emotions

also all the people he scammed were loving scumbags like the winklevoss twins so again who cares

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fidel Castronaut posted:

I mean, I don't know u that well but I took a lot of film classes w undergrads who r "v smart abt films and so I think my radar is finely tuned to insufferable film geeks".

nah your instincts are correct im an awesome dude

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
There was an old punk rock guy who argued w the professor that district nine wasn't any race lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Snoo posted:

why can't this fat ol bitch afford a watchband that fits him

he's trying to make his wrist look big i imagine

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

my massive wrist and hand is straining this pathetic watch band to the limit

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Have you guys even seen Sorcerer? It's the movie that the guy who made Exorcist made after Exorcist, and it was a flop that nobdoy saw because it came out the week before Star Wars so all the theaters pulled it so they could show Star Wars on more screens.

It's fantastic, there's a ten minute long sequecne of a truck very slowly driving over a bridge that is one of the best action scenes I've ever seen

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



its cos he bought the watch off ebay and it didnt come with any extra links so he can either wear it too tight or get a new band for it that doesnt quite match ahhhh fuckin christ why did i buy this

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/879162553913532417

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

a good thread if the alcohol is making you miserable instead of giddy

https://twitter.com/aliranger29/status/878428841773019136

10,000 for sterile supplies??? am im missing something here

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Guy Goodbody posted:

Have you guys even seen Sorcerer? It's the movie that the guy who made Exorcist made after Exorcist, and it was a flop that nobdoy saw because it came out the week before Star Wars so all the theaters pulled it so they could show Star Wars on more screens.

It's fantastic, there's a ten minute long sequecne of a truck very slowly driving over a bridge that is one of the best action scenes I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLccvrNZUn4

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


still waiting on Link Wray to become FBI director

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i never saw sorceror but i always wanted to. i saw wages of fear (theyre both based on the same novel) when i was a little kid but i dont remember anything about it other than a truck driving over a bridge

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

A Handed Missus posted:

still waiting on Link Wray to become FBI director

Trump hosed up and nominated Link from Zelda.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

A Handed Missus posted:

if you are gonna run someone in 2020, that for some loving weird-rear end reason isn't Donald John TRUMP!

then let it be

KISSINGER/RUMSFELD :siren:

no war but forever war

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a BIG FAT MESS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

what's the theory of the case here? that Jill would not have run on a platform of critiquing capitalism and loving crystal therapy in 2016 were it not for Putin?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

no, that's wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDbIzovuos

punchymcpunch posted:

i never saw sorceror but i always wanted to. i saw wages of fear (theyre both based on the same novel) when i was a little kid but i dont remember anything about it other than a truck driving over a bridge

I want to watch Wages of Fear now, but Im not sure how it's bridge scene could do anything but disappoint.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

what's the theory of the case here? that Jill would not have run on a platform of critiquing capitalism and loving crystal therapy in 2016 were it not for Putin?

jill didn't really critique poo poo except non-crystal based medicine

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

i never saw sorceror but i always wanted to. i saw wages of fear (theyre both based on the same novel) when i was a little kid but i dont remember anything about it other than a truck driving over a bridge

two characters named mario and luigi

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yinlock posted:

jill didn't really critique poo poo except non-crystal based medicine

uh she was very critical of wifi, science, reality, and of anyone who didn't send their money to her scam/recount efforts

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

what's the theory of the case here? that Jill would not have run on a platform of critiquing capitalism and loving crystal therapy in 2016 were it not for Putin?

she was pretty much aligned with trump on the issue of vaccines and autism :v:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Yinlock posted:

jill didn't really critique poo poo except non-crystal based medicine

actually she did but in very small amounts that you couldn't detect but were super effective

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Joementum posted:

what's the theory of the case here? that Jill would not have run on a platform of critiquing capitalism and loving crystal therapy in 2016 were it not for Putin?

jill stein is a granola-huffing moron and probably had russian help with her campaign without even knowing it

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


hate to interrupt, but there's a MIDNIGHT SPECIAL on Nite Crew TV:

MINOTAUR: CREATURE OF GREEK MYTH right now at http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

it's terrible! it's got musical and dance numbers! the entire budget was spent on costuming!

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MaxxBot posted:

Trying to decide who needs a swirlie more, Zuck or Shapiro. Gonna go with Shapiro since he's always so loving smug.

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/879007699530260480

it's shapiro by a loving long shot

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

jill stein is a granola-huffing moron and probably had russian help with her campaign without even knowing it

trump

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fries.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

punchymcpunch posted:

i never saw sorceror but i always wanted to. i saw wages of fear (theyre both based on the same novel) when i was a little kid but i dont remember anything about it other than a truck driving over a bridge

Those Warlock movies scared me growing up.

Especially the 2nd one where the dude turns a guy into a modern art sculpture.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I wish the Russians would help me with these student loans amirite

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

jill stein is a granola-huffing moron and probably had russian help with her campaign without even knowing it

boy, the 2016 election was real bad

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Joementum posted:

he does and he published some article in April about being mad at SJWs

also he announced that he was running for president last year on his 2004 platform of banning ska and legalizing vampire hunting so I guess the Maddox campaign already happened

lost my vote

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

triple sulk posted:

i think deep down in some far gone sliver of trump's senile consciousness he wants to help "average" americans. he really does

it's just that he's a loving bigot and thinks that just pumping money into the military, cutting almost all federal spending by just not hiring people to run the gov't, and strongmanning people with his tough guy demeanor will accomplish this, which is obviously not gonna work and is actively killing his base

zuck is not senile and just a loving horrible person who sounds like kermit who will gently caress up society with his technocrat valley bullshit like musk but bad in different ways. he'd end up putting musk in a cabinet position and fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

now quote this and post a zuck pic

i have no prejudices against our jewish friends but this image is extremely funny in a beavis and butthead kind of way



yospos 4 lyfe

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baller Ina posted:

lost my vote

gained mine

civil war now

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
2016 was a dumpster fire but at least the fire was contained in a single dumpster.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Yinlock posted:

gained mine

civil war now

im no canuck you cucking gently caress

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



zuck is gonna hire jeb!'s campaign director and mail everyone in iowa an oculus headset to watch a video of him

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