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Jose posted:this is just a general lol at america I've lived in Middletown, OH. It's a depressing, archaic Ohio small town in the middle of nowhere. That's all you need to know.
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:I've lived in Middletown, OH. The best thing about middletown is the dead mall filled with people selling sneakers off of folding tables. The only way to preserve the sneakers and folding tables is to let heroin addicts die in the street. ~my tax dollers~ Adjectivist Philosophy fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jun 26, 2017 |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 11:46 |
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Clearly the best thing to do for addicts is to throw them in jail so they'll never be able to get back on their feet again* instead of a rehabilitation center. *Unless it's a rich addict, which in that case, it's a health issue.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:02 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:Where do you host your homemade piss videos ? kim dotcom swears up and down he is not hosting the piss tapes
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:05 |
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Egbert Souse posted:
He's just going through a rough patch, your honor.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:18 |
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Counselor, I completely understand what you mean. Your client is clearly not the kind of person who belongs in a jail.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:25 |
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mono posted:He's just going through a rough patch, your honor. Affluenza, you see.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:26 |
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I'll donate my todays lol to the NY Times, their two page 'all Trump lies' Story clearly gave me goosebumps of joy.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:33 |
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https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/879061224100552704
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:37 |
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You'd think he'd have one of those Apple Watch Editions so he can get updates when people reply to his Twitter shitposting
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:39 |
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haha I wouldn't be surprised if the latch is broken and he's too lazy to get it fixed and can't get it off
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 12:57 |
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Tace Vim posted:haha I wouldn't be surprised if the latch is broken and he's too lazy to get it fixed and can't get it off I will gradually meld with his arm, like a steel wire strung around a growing tree.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:00 |
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Multilake posted:I'll donate my todays lol to the NY Times, their two page 'all Trump lies' Story clearly gave me goosebumps of joy. I've been reading through them for the last half hour - the fighter jet ones are gold: “I cut off hundreds of millions of dollars off one particular plane, hundreds of millions of dollars in a short period of time. It wasn't like I spent, like, weeks, hours, less than hours, and many, many hundreds of millions of dollars. And the plane's going to be better.” “I have already saved more than $700 million when I got involved in the negotiation on the F-35.” “I saved more than $600 million. I got involved in negotiation on a fighter jet, the F-35.” “On one plane, on a small order of one plane, I saved $725 million. And I would say I devoted about, if I added it up, all those calls, probably about an hour. So I think that might be my highest and best use.” “I saved a lot of money on those jets, didn't I? Did I do a good job? More than $725 million on them.” “On the airplanes, I saved $725 million. Probably took me a half an hour if you added up all of the times.” “With just one negotiation on one set of airplanes, I saved the taxpayers of our country over $700 million.” “To save taxpayer dollars, I’ve already begun negotiating better contracts for the federal government — saving over $700 million on just one set of airplanes of which there are many sets.” “If you look at the kind of cost-cutting we’ve been able to achieve with the military and at the same time ordering vast amounts of equipment — saved hundreds of millions of dollars on airplanes, and really billions, because if you take that out over a period of years it’s many billions of dollars — I think we’ve had a tremendous success.” “On 90 planes I saved $725 million. It's actually a little bit more than that, but it's $725 million.” “The F-35 fighter jet program — it was way over budget. I’ve saved $725 million plus, just by getting involved in the negotiation.” “I've already saved more than $725 million on a simple order of F-35 planes. I got involved in the negotiation.” “I was negotiating to reduce the price of the big fighter jet contract, the F-35, which was totally out of control. I will save billions and billions and billions of dollars.” “The F-35 fighter jet — I saved — I got involved in the negotiation. It's 2,500 jets. I negotiated for 90 planes, lot 10. I got $725 million off the price.” “I love buying those planes at a reduced price. I have been really — I have cut billions — I have to tell you this, and they can check, right, Martha? I have cut billions and billions of dollars off plane contracts sitting here.” (Much of the price cuts were planned before Trump.)
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:05 |
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I liked that one where he can't stop saying 35
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:08 |
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Egbert Souse posted:You'd think he'd have one of those Apple Watch Editions so he can get updates when people reply to his Twitter shitposting oh yo think he cares about replies? what a lolflake
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:09 |
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I thought this thread was closed I am glad that it is back, even though I don't have time to post in it constantly like I did during President (lol) Donald Trump's first 100 days
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:17 |
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the trump is fine thread posters seem to think we're all melting down all the time
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:20 |
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Jose posted:the trump is fine thread posters seem to think we're all melting down all the time i think we are not melting down, but breaking down. its nuanced
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:22 |
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mono posted:“I love buying those planes at a reduced price.” Lmao "I just can't handle all those savings. Nice !" - T
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:22 |
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my new dog posted:i think we are not melting down, but breaking down. its nuanced but then again this is a quote from the president "Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie!" and so is this https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879315860178993152 my new dog fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Jun 26, 2017 |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:24 |
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he's not wrong
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:35 |
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hmm hmm yes perhaps single payer would destroy obamacare?
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:37 |
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when he was still campaigning for the primaries trump talked repeatedly about single payer and how hosed up health care is at his rallies
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:39 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879317636164841474
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:39 |
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lol do you actually have phone alerts or something gently caress if im getting a booty call from president rear end
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:41 |
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i just had a tab open on his twitter page when he tweeted that
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:46 |
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same but it is fun to keep up with the tantrums
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:48 |
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did it update in real time i barely use twitter i dont know what the kids use to dick snap
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:48 |
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Uh, well duh, Donnie. Why cause a constitutional crisis and a complete break down in the political system if you think you don't have to? Wait, I don't think he can actually answer that.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:48 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879320905608044544 Quotation marks-a flyin' everywhere this morning
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:51 |
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hmm accusing obama of collusion and obstruction, what a coincidence, thats what hes being investigated for :O
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:56 |
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my new dog posted:i think we are not melting down, but breaking down. its nuanced that's fair
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my new dog posted:hmm accusing obama of collusion and obstruction, what a coincidence, thats what hes being investigated for :O Projecting bigly.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:01 |
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tao of lmao posted:Projecting bigly.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:05 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879324620159160322
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:08 |
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The T virus makes you poo poo yourself, not many people know this
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:09 |
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"tapes"
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:09 |
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Nice meltdown, Donny.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:09 |
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The T crowd
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Low T
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