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Really testing the limit of how implausible a story can get while still having a goon let everyone know it could have happened.
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http://www.boredpanda.com/free-app-...aign=Newsletter And then all the stockholders clapped, and the programmer got a job at Google, and the business owner's product broke several patent laws and now he's in jail. Edit: you can tell it's fake because no angry indignant person writes "f*ck" Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 20:57 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i always wondered what it would be like when my generation started having kids and its worse than i could ever imagine. In 20 years, I'm going to be explaining to a teenager why the Babadook was a gay icon in the year Donald Trump was president.
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chitoryu12 posted:In 20 years, I'm going to be explaining to a teenager why the Babadook was a gay icon in the year Donald Trump was president. My girlfriend had to explain the babadook to me the other day because my Facebook feed exploded into babadook pride and I didn't get it
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I'm hoping you guys are just messing with me because even if I twist my mind to the farthest comprehensible level I can't imagine how the babadook can possibly be a gay icon.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm hoping you guys are just messing with me because even if I twist my mind to the farthest comprehensible level I can't imagine how the babadook can possibly be a gay icon. Netflix put it in the wrong category at one point and it went from there
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Jun 24, 2017 21:50
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 and  Double Mom to make sure that you get that this is a mom and kid. and 
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Jun 24, 2017 21:55
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I told a girl I was dating, via text, that i would "lick her rear end at minigolf"
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Jun 25, 2017 05:47
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omnibobb posted:I told a girl I was dating, via text, that i would "lick her rear end at minigolf" Well I think we all believe you were dating a girl via text.
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Jun 25, 2017 05:49
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I like how the last one covers the guys name even though he uses it during the conversation.
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Jun 25, 2017 06:07
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well I think we all believe you were dating a girl via text. im literally crying
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Jun 25, 2017 12:21
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 They sure were gunning for you to be management there Helen 
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Jun 25, 2017 12:36
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humans are capablke of laughter and screming? So real tom me, personally¬
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Jun 25, 2017 13:46
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Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? Usually it's a black person denouncing BLM with standard reddit talking points or a woman denouncing feminism because woman already have all the same rights. 
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Jun 25, 2017 16:47
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Catberry posted:Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? you're not invited to pride, square.
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Catberry posted:Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? You'd never have frequent enough content most likely.
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Jun 25, 2017 16:53
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Catberry posted:Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? Exactly, what has Pride come to these days that it allows lesbians and trans people to march?
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Jun 25, 2017 17:18
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Ahh, good ol' "I'm gay but I'm not a fag", much like "I'm black but I'm not a n-word"
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Jun 25, 2017 17:28
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Of course a bear would be gay
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Catberry posted:Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? All those people exist in real life, but instead of meme posts on imgur, they make rant videos on youtube.
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Jun 25, 2017 17:53
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Catberry posted:Did we ever get around to starting that thread about "I'm part of said group and I don't like what they do"? https://www.reddit.com/r/AsABlackMan/ A surprisingly good subreddit, chock full of STDH.
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hyperhazard posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/AsABlackMan/ That is amazing. I'm not posting on reddit though but the content in that sub is good.
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hyperhazard posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/AsABlackMan/ This is good and a good link my man. "As a..." always drives me crazy even when the person is what they say they are. Excepting things where the person is offering technical insight on a relevant topic e.g. someone asking a question about tax law or whatever and a tax legislator responding or something. e: Basically any "by virtue of existing I disprove facts  " is awful
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oldpainless posted:Of course a bear would be gay All the bears I know love Pride and aren't sanctimonious stuck-up ignorant (if it weren't for trans people, we wouldn't even have Pride) assholes like that dude.
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Jun 25, 2017 21:37
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Pride isn't my jam but I appreciate the fact it exists just knowing that it makes so many homophobes incredibly angry for no reason. I mean no wait...how dare THOSE gays go out and flaunt that they're gay in public?! You never see straight folks do that.
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"they had a Tumblr mentality" says a person posting on Tumblr and using the word "ace" to describe themselves
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What did ace mean here?..... asexual?
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kimbo305 posted:What did ace mean here?..... asexual?
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Jun 26, 2017 03:50
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Is eating pussy appropriating lesbian culture? Asking for a friend.
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Jun 26, 2017 05:28
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Len posted:Pride isn't my jam but I appreciate the fact it exists just knowing that it makes so many homophobes incredibly angry for no reason. Same here. Never been but doesn't bother me that it happens  "I hate Pride now because of lesbians and trans people" is pretty loving funny though.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Is eating pussy appropriating lesbian culture? Asking for a friend. Only if you or her are wearing flannel.
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This is an example of a good stdh: short, no added emotional, moral, or self-righteous weighting, and ends right after the punchline with no applause. The hemingway of stdh, if you will.
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Jun 26, 2017 14:02
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Len posted:Pride isn't my jam but I appreciate the fact it exists just knowing that it makes so many homophobes incredibly angry for no reason. I don't care about pride, but I don't like the display of sexual fetishes in public. That's not a sexual identity, that's just weird kinky poo poo that you need to display in public (obviously doesn't extend to LGBT)
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Jun 26, 2017 14:13
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As a pet owner and idiot, this is 100% plausible
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Jun 26, 2017 14:54
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I know someone who did this except they were a dog handler for the police. Fortunately by the time he got there the issue had been resolved, but he still hasn't (and never will) hear the end of it.
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This page: "Someone says a customer made an absentminded, but overall mundane, mistake? Calling bullshit on that." Last page: "A 13-year-old kid says he accidentally replaced Michael Jackson on stage and totally pulled off his song and dance to a roaring crowd, then became close personal friends with MJ for life? Yeah, that probably happened." Just like that between last page and this we got two extremes of credulity.
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