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Grimdude posted:Just go ahead and mainline this poo poo. Feed your addiction to get angry at things like me: with the good stuff. I'm honestly surprised that people unironically say "America, gently caress yea!" Edit: Have the music video since I started a new page with this post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I'm pretty sure getting naked/having sex in a slasher flick significantly increases chances of death. Its like my old friends once said: quote:*Chainsaw sounds and screaming*
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress? My mother is a special kind of demented. I guess she sees trump as a christlike figure, which is kinda chuckle-worthy since the same woman sees me as an antichrist figure so I guess she considers trump to be everything great about the US and me as the opposite of that lmao
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Holy poo poo those screenshots. One dude unironically says America is not a nation of immigrants.
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Jun 26, 2017 02:20
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These make me want to join the War on Christmas.
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Picnic Princess posted:These make me want to join the War on Christmas.  We need to start pushing back before they start decorating on Halloween!
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Grimdude posted:Piles of steaming racist poo poo A post exactly like these is why I haven't spoken to my father's racist wife in years, and only talk to him via text on certain holidays. I'm apparently the monster for being the only one willing to call her out on that poo poo. Like...holy poo poo, I know that's just another day on the internet, but I guess I've done a good enough job of cutting these people out of my life that it's easy to forget just how bad they can get.
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Jun 26, 2017 03:32
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Picnic Princess posted:These make me want to join the War on Christmas. To 11  
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I mean, I get that he thinks that analogy SOUNDS good but...
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Elblanco posted:I'm honestly surprised that people unironically say "America, gently caress yea!" People latching on to things without realizing they're actually ironically roasting people like them, is a thing. These people think Cartman from South Park is a funny character with cool opinions.
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Jun 26, 2017 06:59
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davidspackage posted:People latching on to things without realizing they're actually ironically roasting people like them, is a thing. These people think Cartman from South Park is a funny character with cool opinions. Satire is hard.
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Jun 26, 2017 07:13
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They're the same kind of people that don't realize "Born in the USA" is a song that actually criticizes America.
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Jun 26, 2017 07:13
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Mak0rz posted:They're the same kind of people that don't realize "Born in the USA" is a song that actually criticizes America. Just like Ronald Reagan.
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Jun 26, 2017 07:21
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I don't really know who he is, but I know of the whole hentai business he was involved in, and it makes me smile knowing that the Internet can always use that against him now.
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Jun 26, 2017 07:44
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Absurd Alhazred posted:
Christmas stuff starts getting shipped to stores in like July. Christmas merchandise starts appearing before Halloween. If a war on Christmas exists then Christmas is loving winning.
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Munchables posted:Holy poo poo those screenshots. One dude unironically says America is not a nation of immigrants. Yeah that one made me do a double take. Immigrants in America, that don't assimilate but try to impose their culture on the inhabitants? Hmmmmmm  It's kind of the epitome of fygm.
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davidspackage posted:People latching on to things without realizing they're actually ironically roasting people like them, is a thing. These people think Cartman from South Park is a funny character with cool opinions. It's like conservatives who latch onto Archie Bunker, Stephen Colbert's Colbert character, or Ron Swanson (libertarian) without realizing they're parodies of the very people who worship them.
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Knowing who Tim Farron is does exactly nothing to improve your quality of life, so he does kind of have a point.
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Jun 26, 2017 12:10
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I wish there was some way for every type of service he mentions there to magically know about this post, so when his kitchen sink starts spewing water one day the local plumber just steps back and goes "Nah, man, why don't you take care of it. I heard you had a better method, so I just want to watch." Every restaurant makes him prepare his own meals. Every electrician hands him a roll of tape and wishes him good luck. Local store owners let him run it for a few hours. No instructions, just "No no, I want to see how you'd do this. I'm very curious." Also, I don't know what he's scoring in the 80th percentile of, but I was in the 90s on pretty much every standardized test I've ever taken, and I'm dumb as hell.
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Jun 26, 2017 12:29
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I like how he does 80% of the things better than 80% of the people, which is already a really dumb sentence but then he tops it by saying he wants to reduce his brain power by 20% (wtf) because that would make him as smart as the average person because??? I mean 100-80=20 but that makes no sense at all.
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Jun 26, 2017 13:00
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I love a good superiority complex, my coworker has one as it's so fun to laugh at them for it.
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Jun 26, 2017 13:57
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Holy gently caress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j39XXH-hCYk
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Jun 26, 2017 15:31
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There's no way I'm clicking that.
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Jun 26, 2017 15:38
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Jippa posted:Holy gently caress. Who What Now posted:There's no way I'm clicking that. Not an emptyquote, can you give us a summary?
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Jun 26, 2017 15:41
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The vidcon bit is just the first segment. The guy on the right is telling the security they are peasants and they are ugly and that he earns more money then them and all this stuff like this. He is apparently some instagram model.
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Jippa posted:Holy gently caress. I guess I'm the idiot here. How do you make money on instagram? What is vidcon? Who is Logan Paul? These are rhetorical as I'm now googling the answers, in just very confused by that video.
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It's that instagram model that I thought had already been posted. Anyways he has 20K followers but the security guard wouldn't let him in without a pass so the FAMED INSTAGRAM MODEL screamed at him things like "you're treating humans like dogs" "why are you so ugly you should die what are you wearing you should die" "don't you know how famous I am I am so much richer than you" and then at the end turns to camera and with god and morality (but not self-awareness) says "I just care about people". If you google vidcon instagram model you can probably just find the clip. The second clip is Logan Paul a famous youtuber and less famous as an insufferable unfunny oval office walks through a huge public area and security try to stop him because it of course caused a huge stampede and two fourteen your olds got trampled.
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hanales posted:These are rhetorical as I'm now googling the answers, in just very confused by that video. You get lots of followers because you have either a nice bum or deep profound teachings (usually the latter I think) and then clothing brands and other companies pay you to advertise for them etc.
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Jun 26, 2017 15:48
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I enjoy that the security guy just laughs at him though.
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EmmyOk posted:You get lots of followers because you have either a nice bum or deep profound teachings (usually the latter I think) and then clothing brands and other companies pay you to advertise for them etc. Maybe when people are punching nazis they can trip and punch that guy too then. Because I fee like he's never been punched and it would help him.
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Jippa posted:The vidcon bit is just the first segment. The guy on the right is telling the security they are peasants and they are ugly and that he earns more money then them and all this stuff like this. He is apparently some instagram model. Wow, the bar for being a "model" has really fallen if either of those goblins can be considered one.
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Jippa posted:Holy gently caress. Hey that reminds me are H3H3 still being the good Jews for the Neo-Nazi's, or have they stopped and can I watch them again?
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Jun 26, 2017 15:58
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Ah yes, I remember the "I'm 16 and decided to hate pop music" phase.
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I know that goons calling "Dunning-Kruger!" has become cliche, but sometimes there's no better way to really describe what's going on.
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Is that the one where the worse someone is at something the better they think they are?
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Bombadilillo posted:Is that the one where the worse someone is at something the better they think they are? It even applies to highly skilled people, who tend to underestimate their ability relative to the general public.
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