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Holy poo poo his twitter is bad. I especially like the older dude with spot colored blue eyes. Jesus.. https://twitter.com/brooklynbeckham/status/612319581949063168 Oh my. If you buy his photo book you might get one with a golden ticket. https://twitter.com/brooklynbeckham/status/810527802307002368 murk fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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murk posted:Holy poo poo his twitter is bad. I especially like the older dude with spot colored blue eyes. Jesus.. https://twitter.com/brooklynbeckham/status/612319581949063168 
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Jun 23, 2017 19:31
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Helen Highwater posted:Is it the Leica or the Dutch angles that give it away?
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Jun 23, 2017 22:46
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I wonder if mom dad tographer forums have threads like this full of deadpan photos Its just a carpark!!!
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Jun 24, 2017 13:55
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EL BROMANCE posted:Holy poo poo I need to see more of this Let's not forget that he shot a Burberry campaign https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/jul/13/brooklyn-beckham-burberry-campaign-art-critics-verdict  quote:Brooklyn Beckham is no Nan Goldin, but there is still nothing inherently wrong with a teenage model who happens to have famous parents being asked to shoot Burberry’s latest campaign. He is not the first model to go behind the lens. The great Lee Miller went from fashion model to heroic war photographer. But Beckham is no Lee Miller, either. In fact, it is hard to make any meaningful comparison of his work with any good photographer because his pictures for Burberry have zero artistic distinction. I'm go make the libellous suggestion that someone set up the entire shot and told him which button to press and not to touch anything else.
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spog posted:I'm go make the libellous suggestion that someone set up the entire shot and told him which button to press and not to touch anything else. Yeah while the photos in the advert aren't anything special, they're not going to stop you in your tracks if you flick through them in a magazine. They at least show competence with lighting, whereas that picture of the elephant...
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Jun 24, 2017 14:28
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There's zero chance that Brooklyn Beckham did more than walk around on a very carefully designed lighting stage with a 5DIII on auto mode and a wireless link. I'd be amazed if he even saw the pictures between the time his digital assistant took the camera away from him at the end of the shoot and the point where the marketing team showed him the final edits to 'proof'.
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Jun 24, 2017 17:03
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I think a book entitled "what I see" by Stevie Wonder would have better images.
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Jun 26, 2017 17:09
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mAlfunkti0n posted:I think a book entitled "what I see" by Stevie Wonder would have better images. I'd buy this. Even if all of the pages were black.
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Jun 28, 2017 15:08
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stevie wonder can totally see
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Jun 28, 2017 15:46
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I thought Stevie Wonder was dead so it doesn't surprise me to find out that he's not blind either.
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big scary monsters posted:I thought Stevie Wonder was dead so it doesn't surprise me to find out that he's not blind either. You're mixing him up with Ray Charles, you racist.
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David Beckham is a pretty drat gifted soccer player, who despite not coming across as the smartest guy to walk the earth always came across as genuine and charitable. It must kill him that his son is such an untalented dope.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:09
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/r/photography on Reddit posted:Can you tell that the dog was photoshopped in, in these pictures taken on iPhone?  
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Jun 30, 2017 18:48
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EL BROMANCE posted:David Beckham is a pretty drat gifted soccer player, who despite not coming across as the smartest guy to walk the earth always came across as genuine and charitable. It must kill him that his son is such an untalented dope. That's what you get for naming the kid after the place in which he was conceived.
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Goddamn I had never stumbled into /r/photography. What a cesspool of stupid. And here I thought /r/earthporn was bad.
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Cacator posted:That's what you get for naming the kid after the place in which he was conceived. no one asked you, parkinglotofthebowlingalley
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Jun 30, 2017 21:49
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Lol @ French comment on first pic "this poo poo hurts my eyes"
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Jun 30, 2017 21:53
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akadajet posted:You're mixing him up with Ray Charles, you racist. All blind people look alike.
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Jul 1, 2017 03:18
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I don't hate him: he's 18 and he's just started a new artistic hobby. We were a) poo poo and b) pretentious at that age The difference is, for us, the World said 'You're poo poo, come back when you've learnt how to do this properly' For him, the World said 'Hello son of famous people, you're great, here's a book deal' Oops, nope. Turns out I do hate him.
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Jul 1, 2017 09:24
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Eat the rich
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Jul 1, 2017 11:31
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Must have got his artistic talent from his Mum.
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Are you ready for MyFotozPhotography? Series "He Said...She Said"..is All about Engagements,Love,and Marriage... Come and say " yes..with Myfotozphotography.. Photo Shooting Creatively MyFotozPhotography Los Angeles Photographer (661)212-6738 by myfotozphotography, on Flickr  MyfotozPhotography Los Angeles Photographer (661)212-6738 [url]www.facebook.com/myfotozphotographer https://www.instagram.com/myfotozphotography[/url] by myfotozphotography, on Flickr And just in case you are bored with looking at just one bad photo at a time, they've created collages of many bad photos so that you can save time in your search for terrible lighting, missed focus and wtf posing.  Myfotozphotography Los Angeles Photographer (661)212-6738 [url]www.facebook.com/myfotozphotography Have you Heard[/url] by myfotozphotography, on Flickr
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I'm just trying to figure out what frame of mind you have to be in to even put those out there. I mean even the super crazy tone mapped poo poo makes more mental sense than this.
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Scrolling through their instagram, it's textbook dunning-kruger. They think they're emulating what successful photographers do, but lack the awareness to realize how far off they are.
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xzzy posted:Scrolling through their instagram, it's textbook dunning-kruger. They think they're emulating what successful photographers do, but lack the awareness to realize how far off they are. What successful photographer has super out of focus pics that weren't shot on like a 100+ year old camera or something?
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Jul 8, 2017 04:43
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Brookly Beckham. See above.
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ReverendHammer posted:What successful photographer has super out of focus pics that weren't shot on like a 100+ year old camera or something? Henri Cartier-Bresson?
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ReverendHammer posted:What successful photographer has super out of focus pics that weren't shot on like a 100+ year old camera or something? That's just full frame bokeh. Totes a thing.
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The collages even have out of focus text - which makes me think they photographed a print of the collage and managed to get that out of ficus too. Either that or it's layers upon layers of jpeg artifacts from saving the same file over and over at low quality.
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Jul 8, 2017 08:58
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Digging the genocide baby montage Let's connect !!
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8th-snype posted:Henri Cartier-Bresson? At least I can tell what the hell is going on in his pics and get what he's going for. This is a reminder I really need to study some photography history though.
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Helen Highwater posted:Are you ready for MyFotozPhotography? He must have the dead, dying and tortured baby market all wrapped up. Those are straight out of a horror movie and I can't imagine not actually trying to take baby photos that horrific.
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Is fixed focus lenses a thing?
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erephus posted:Is fixed focus lenses a thing? Pinhole I was joking and then i remembered this thing is real. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/126995799/the-worlds-first-fastest-and-coolest-always-in-foc
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erephus posted:Is fixed focus lenses a thing? those body-cap lenses olympus made I think are
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DJExile posted:those body-cap lenses olympus made I think are Fuji also made a fixed focus F8 toy filter lens for their X cameras. So i guess they are sort of a thing?
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