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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

its all nice on rice posted:

Foolish normies. Eating dusty, cheesy treats with your fingers? Hah!



As if I would get the residue on my PS4 controller!

Holy poo poo why didn't I think of this :aaaaa:

No I do not like greasy residue on my controller
No I do not like to put the bag upside down into my mouth
No I do not like biting them off a plate with my mouth like some sort of animal

Yes I am the AUG

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Mgtow is the weirdest thing, like, the position of, " I've been unlucky in love and need to work on my self " is imo completely reasonable in the abstract. but these dudes have such an underdeveloped sense of self they need support from misogynistic internet trolls to survive, Instead of actually working on themselves.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jestery posted:

Mgtow is the weirdest thing, like, the position of, " I've been unlucky in love and need to work on my self " is imo completely reasonable in the abstract. but these dudes have such an underdeveloped sense of self they need support from misogynistic internet trolls to survive, Instead of actually working on themselves.

But it one less man I have to compete with. I need all the help I can get. :colbert:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I always felt it was more about guys going "no I don't have to change, its the FEMALES that need to change". They shouldn't have to stop being a racist shitbag who never showers, plays video games, eats nothing but junk, never wears anything more than loose shorts and metal/anime/video game shirts for women who want them.

Women were told they shouldn't haven to meet mens beauty expectations, and to accept themselves who they are. These guys saw that and thought it's another sign of how unfair lives are for men. Why do women not have to shave if they don't want to, but I have to stop posting MLP porn on my facebook? loving FEMINISTS!

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

I always felt it was more about guys going "no I don't have to change, its the FEMALES that need to change". They shouldn't have to stop being a racist shitbag who never showers, plays video games, eats nothing but junk, never wears anything more than loose shorts and metal/anime/video game shirts for women who want them.

Women were told they shouldn't haven to meet mens beauty expectations, and to accept themselves who they are. These guys saw that and thought it's another sign of how unfair lives are for men. Why do women not have to shave if they don't want to, but I have to stop posting MLP porn on my facebook? loving FEMINISTS!

I've always thought it must be the douchbag straw-men they build up in their head. "All other men are like this, but I'm much nicer than them, so I don't need to change". Which also neatly sets up the all women are sluts mentality. "The only reason women would sleep with one of those men over me is because they're shallow, therefore they're all sluts because I'm much better than the men they choose to sleep with".

There's no room for self reflection when you know your the best already.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreddout posted:

Yeah that's were it stems from, using kek was always a way for 4channers to signal being a member of the in group and not a normie. The pepe's really latched onto it when they found out about the Egyptian diety named Kek



And now there is a minority on pol that "ironically" believe that they have the power to influence the universe by shitposting which is how they think Trump got elected

No I'm not making any of this up

No help helpper or tsundere perkele hää hää I don't think this chart is accurate :-I

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Can't even tell what part of the body I'm looking at.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Men Going Their Own Way is basically "Women are bitches and whores, so I don't need them!" If they actually want sex, they do things like pay for prostitutes. Otherwise they have a horrible, toxic view of women in their heads as simultaneously manipulative monsters and vapid airheads and thus not worth their time.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012



Twyila

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jerry Cotton posted:

No help helpper or tsundere perkele hää hää I don't think this chart is accurate :-I

I'm sorry for misinterpreting the Finnish culture

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Idgi this is cool as hell

Automatonic Water
Jul 8, 2012

dig thru the ditches
and burn thru the witches
and slam in the back of my.........
.........DRAGULA


Yams Fan
Is there more of that Denny guy's facebook because he seems cool

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Denny is a legend, I love denny. I think posted a couple more of his in the last thread, I might be able to post em when I get home.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

whiteyfats posted:

Lord knows I'm not attractive, as any goon who saw my pics in the thread for it can attest, but Jesus, I've know the touch of women before. How the hell can these fuckboys not carry on a conversation with a woman, or are the leaping to 'welp, been talking to this chick for five minutes, better make my move?'?

You're not a desperate, clingy, creepy entitled misogynist! And they are. I've lost three friendships due to guys turning into this. See, I like being friends with lots of different types of people. So when I find out that a friendship was feigned in order to get something out of me actually really sucks. All three guys asked me to dump the guy I was with for them because they were allegedly better for me. Jokes on them, I've been with that same guy for over 18 years. I think I know who is best for me. Telling me I'm wrong and that they know better sure as poo poo isn't going to win them any points.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Picnic Princess posted:

You're not a desperate, clingy, creepy entitled misogynist! And they are. I've lost three friendships due to guys turning into this. See, I like being friends with lots of different types of people. So when I find out that a friendship was feigned in order to get something out of me actually really sucks. All three guys asked me to dump the guy I was with for them because they were allegedly better for me. Jokes on them, I've been with that same guy for over 18 years. I think I know who is best for me. Telling me I'm wrong and that they know better sure as poo poo isn't going to win them any points.

Oh that reminds me of that song from Shaun Mendes that's pretty much a "nice guy" anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ

Like this is exactly how those guys think. Oh that guy you're seeing has got to be abusing you, you need to dump him and go out with me because i'm a gentlemen! I have friends who have been in abusive relationships, and the last thing on my mind is "this is my chance, if I can get her to leave the abuser, she'll start dating me!". gently caress no, it's been "get out of there before something serious happens, like him sending you to the hospital or worse". Oh and don't let him use his "but I have PTSD from Afghanistan, so its not my fault I hit you because you asked me to stop playing video games" or "if you break up with me i'll kill myself because of my PTSD". Ugh makes me so mad that guy was such an manipulative rear end. At least her current partner treats her almost as an equal and is man enough to admit when they fight he was in the wrong.

Anyways, have some more classic AUG


This is what he thought mens fashion would look like by now if the "French Revolution didn't screw everything up". As someone who's studied modern European History, and the evolution of mens clothing in that period from frocked coats and knickers to the modern suits, I have no idea what he was complaining about.


I'm all in Kimiko-tan. Though I'm sure the other guys at that table are thinking "I loving hate this guy"


Sadly, whenever I see someone describe themselves as "non binary" this is what I think of. Which is unfair because I'm sure most Non-Binary people are prefectly nice people. 10-1 Sparky is his Molly conneciton


Is Rainbow Dash such a popular Brony cosplay because those rainbow wigs are really easy to find? Also based on my knowlage of nerd fashion, the other guy dresses like that normally


I like to think Fishing Hat Guy is famous on the internet for being in multiple state sex offender registries.


I always love the Japanese guys face. He's thinking "loving Gaijin moving here, we already have enough weirdo nerds loving pillows, we don't need immigrants!"


Not that's anything new. From the time stamp at the bottom, it looks like either 1993 or 1999. He wears that coolie every day, wondering why all the Japanese are dressed in western styles. "where are the real Nihonjin?" he wonders.


That woman in the middles body language says so much. I always wondered what her story was. Is she someones girlfriend, dragged to disturbing brony events by her long time boyfriend who she hopes will eventually outgrow his fascination with childish things, like she did? Is she a female MLP fan who thought it would be fun to meet others? The sister of one of the bronies who was their ride. Roommate making sure they don't wreck the place again. Who knows, we may never know, but whatever it was that brought her there, she is clearly uncomfortable with everything going on.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

twistedmentat posted:

Is Rainbow Dash such a popular Brony cosplay because those rainbow wigs are really easy to find? Also based on my knowlage of nerd fashion, the other guy dresses like that normally

Rainbow Dash is the cool one. Like any show like that there's a smart one, a brave one, whatever. She's the cool one.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Baller Ina posted:

Rainbow Dash is the cool one. Like any show like that there's a smart one, a brave one, whatever. She's the cool one.

But don't you dare imply she's LGBT!

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Here's what you need to know about MGTOW:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Baller Ina posted:

Rainbow Dash is the cool one. Like any show like that there's a smart one, a brave one, whatever. She's the cool one.

Ah so she's Wolverine, or Raphael.

Picnic Princess posted:

But don't you dare imply she's LGBT!



This is in Texas, how has that car not been set on fire?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

twistedmentat posted:

Ah so she's Wolverine, or Raphael.


This is in Texas, how has that car not been set on fire?

Because he's railing against the gay agenda, of course.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

twistedmentat posted:

Ah so she's Wolverine, or Raphael.


This is in Texas, how has that car not been set on fire?

Michaelangelo was the "cool" one. Raphael was the angsty one.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Nutsngum posted:

Michaelangelo was the "cool" one. Raphael was the angsty one.

What the gently caress? Don't come into this thread pedalling your incorrect Mutant Turtles information. Raphael is cool but crude. Michaelangelo is a party dude. You'd think you never watched it slavishly like a normal person does.

:goonsay:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

Raphael is cool but crude.

Gimme a break

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

She's like an accidental female MGTOW

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


twistedmentat posted:



That woman in the middles body language says so much. I always wondered what her story was. Is she someones girlfriend, dragged to disturbing brony events by her long time boyfriend who she hopes will eventually outgrow his fascination with childish things, like she did? Is she a female MLP fan who thought it would be fun to meet others? The sister of one of the bronies who was their ride. Roommate making sure they don't wreck the place again. Who knows, we may never know, but whatever it was that brought her there, she is clearly uncomfortable with everything going on.

IIRC she did a nude cosplay set of Velma

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manlet

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

How many you got?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PCOS Bill posted:

How many you got?

Exactly 1, so you're probably hosed.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Basebf555 posted:

Gimme a break

This made me smile

Fried Watermelon posted:

IIRC she did a nude cosplay set of Velma

I'm almost afraid to ask.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Does anyone have a link to that girls pics of the nude Velma cosplay for my good friend twistedmentat who is too afraid to ask for them? Thanks.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

This made me smile


I'm almost afraid to ask.

If U need 2 ask, ask!

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Ahem, whereisyourchin.jpg is reserved for white supremacists. This guy is unfortunate but doesn't appear to regard himself as a top specimen like a fat neckbeard at a Heil Trump rally.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

oldpainless posted:

Does anyone have a link to that girls pics of the nude Velma cosplay for my good friend twistedmentat who is too afraid to ask for them? Thanks.

Oldpainless?

More like goodfriend. :unsmith:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Jerry Cotton posted:

If U need 2 ask, ask!

I was more afraid to ask how you knew. If I want nude Velma cosplay, I can find it. It's probably a subreddit or a tumblr hastag.

I looked for AUG internet nazis, and my googling literally turned up nothing but Spencer, Trump and for some reason Taylor Swift.

Well, we'll always have the Floor Shitter. And is Lance Trump the other Trump son that doesn't get mentioned because he is in Pajama Pants?


And always Nazi Furries. To me, that's like invisible flying spiders


And Helita cosplayers


No seriously, Helita is not nazis!


He was too cheap to get the colour printing at kinkos


That dude does not need a flag to show how proud he is for being white, his giant pasty torso does it for you.
EDIT: I think that might be a woman...or maybe it is a dude.

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

twistedmentat posted:

No seriously, Helita is not nazis!


I like the indoor clothesline in a room that clearly sees no sunlight

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