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Frieza is a total Chad I think Piccolo is the only dude who never gets laid in DBZ
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Fartbox posted:I think Piccolo is the only dude who never gets laid in DBZ Piccolo merges with not one but two people. He is a living threeway.
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im 33 years old, fat, never talked to a woman (except for the multiple times in this post that I say I talked to a woman) and I plan to live at home with my mom for the rest of my life. I also can't spell i wonder why i'm incel 
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Jun 26, 2017 20:07
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"hmm, friending her on facebook is too weird, I should just hire a PI." I would ask how someone can be so hosed in the head but this entire post clearly explains it
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Jun 26, 2017 20:08
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What drugs make you fat, MSG?
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Jun 26, 2017 20:23
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The fascination with bone structure is still hilarious to me because that's like #1 on the list of poo poo normal people don't even notice about other people.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:28
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I can shoot bones out of my wrists so people dont usually forget that.
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Barudak posted:What drugs make you fat, MSG? Antidepressants Fartbox posted:im 33 years old, fat, never talked to a woman (except for the multiple times in this post that I say I talked to a woman) and I plan to live at home with my mom for the rest of my life. I also can't spell oh but I'll move out of my mom's house if you'll be my new mommy wait wait where are you going
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Antidepressants Kids experiment with them to be cool now? drat, Im missing out!
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chumbler posted:The fascination with bone structure is still hilarious to me because that's like #1 on the list of poo poo normal people don't even notice about other people. Eh, a good jawline on a guy is attractive and I've definitely heard women irl specifically mention it as something they like about an actor.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:38
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Barudak posted:Piccolo merges with not one but two people. He is a living threeway. They're all dudes though He's a living subreddit r/Piccolo
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Jun 26, 2017 20:54
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SaltyJesus posted:Eh, a good jawline on a guy is attractive and I've definitely heard women irl specifically mention it as something they like about an actor. These guys are talking about poo poo like clavicle thickness
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Jun 26, 2017 20:55
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Dreddout posted:These guys are talking about poo poo like clavicle thickness Wrist thickness. And clavicle length.
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What they don't realize is that it's actually tibia-fibula gap that matters.
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SaltyJesus posted:Eh, a good jawline on a guy is attractive and I've definitely heard women irl specifically mention it as something they like about an actor. Yeah it's definitely a feature, but it's not a make-or-break the way they think. I assume the answer is yes, but have they ever done a similar analysis on women and what makes a woman attractive? Again, I'm going to assume that if they did, it's a load of crap because personal beliefs vary a lot.
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Pick posted:One of my favorite movies Indeed. It's probably the only "guys go undercover as women" movie that actually did it well, though I hear Marilyn Monroe was a complete mess on set.
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Jun 26, 2017 22:24
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Hobologist posted:Wrist thickness. And clavicle length. Look at this absolute Beta Everyone knows that women love a nice thick clavicle and elongated wrists
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fruit on the bottom posted:Indeed. Well among other things it's not actually making fun of women as it does so, which helps.
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Most of You Wouldn't get Females if You Were 10/10 Because most of you have no social prestige. For all that self-improvement crap, let's remember that life is just a popularity contest for females. It's all about impressing their peers. This is why they become sexually active in middle school. It's a competition to see whose better. Selfies are a competition to see whose prettier. Females always talk poo poo about each other because they're competing. This is why females go for athletes on campus. Because athletes are popular. Females see the world through a lens of popularity and prestige, not honesty and compassion. Even if you were 10/10 and jacked you'd have a hard time as long as you're on the bottom of the social barrel.
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a bone to pick posted:"hmm, friending her on facebook is too weird, I should just hire a PI." Guy dug in her purse to get her full ID. What the gently caress
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Hollismason posted:Guy dug in her purse to get her full ID. What the gently caress Depends on if he knew it was her purse or not. If I found some random purse / wallet somewhere I'd look into it for ID to see who I can return it to (and steal all their money).
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LMAO. I'm ECSTATIC right now I know a guy who's basically a pimp and like half an hr ago, out of rage, I called and asked for a hooker. I mentioned young and blonde. She arrived like 20 minutes ago. Once we exchanged info she just wanted to get over with it. Took her top off and was wearing a lacy bra underneath. Had a nice rear end under her jeans shorts. She looked at me and made a disgusting face. At this point I got a little pissed. She is EXACTLY the Stacy you imagine. the one who shuns incels. The one who makes up lies about us because we're subhuman. The one who would NEVER, EEEVEVVVEEERRRRRRRR EVER touch you in any other situation. Conversation went soemthing like this: Me: Why that face? Her: Ugh.. just shut up Now she looks away and sits on my lap. Literally looks away from me. I don't care, and I wrap my arm around her waist. Her skin feels like awesome soft rubber even though she's a loving slut. I feel mixed emotions. I spoke to her about why she needed money and she opens up totally. She basically said her dad kicked her out and stopped supplying her with money after she spent poo poo tons of his money without him knowing. AND she slutted around with one of his golf friends(probably 40 year old past-his-prime Chad). Of course, she didnt say it like that. She acted like her dad was a comic book villain but I could clearly see the story. Power of the black pill. I feel sorry for her dad but good for him, kicking the ungrateful slut out. I'm sitting there actually wondering how this bitch can be so ungrateful and retarded. Me: How old are you? Her: 20 Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you go to college? Her: No Me: When did you realize your life was going downhill? Her: .............. ......... excuse me? at this point she gets up I get up too and pull her closer. She seems pissed but lets me. So while I was feeling up her tits and grinding against her as she was disgusted I go "You don't seem very smart, what if this is how you spend the rest of your life?" She yelled gently caress YOU and her voice cracked(she was about to cry). Wore her clothes. I was like "Don't cry" while laughing and she burst into tears and left This is basically the gist of it. My mind is so hazy from enjoying the physical contact and being a sadist that I can barely get my thoughts together. I am officially not only physically, but mentally a subhuman too. My personality is dogshit now. But it doesnt loving matter. LOL. This is not me being bitter, fellow cels. This is one day I'm actually happy. I didn't have sex, but I will call that pimp and ask for THIS EXACT girl to gently caress tomorrow. I'm thinking of putting it on Youtube(not the sex, me trolling the whores) but Im not sure if it's illegal and I don't want trouble with the pimp. By the way, bitch saved me $400 by leaving which I WILL be spending tomorrow  gently caress this incel life.
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Trannies make better women than FHO's At least they have on average better legs and facial bone structure. Cake some make up on and what's the difference, women don't look like women without it either. They'll even age better. But females who try to transition to being men just look and act ridiculous, like the lamest most overcompensating wannabes. It's like watching someone like Rob Schneider trying to emulate a gansta rapper (I don't know if he ever did this but seems like a possibly existing straight to dvd movie.) And everyone can get a fake vagina, if you chop off your dick with a knife and then proceed to butcher the area into an ugly mess of flesh with a hole in the middle, it will probably still look less grotesque than an average oval office. Women on the other hand can't have a dick that will pass no matter how much penis envy they have. They are really completely useless, unless you see overpopulating the world with idiot seed and continuing the misery of life as something worthwhile.
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Should I Create an Incel Prank YouTube Channel Where I go around dumping beverages on roasties and young couples? Any support?
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I had sexual fantasies before about kidnapping a hot girl and keeping her tied up for years just feeding her crap food until she gets morbidly obese, videotaping her taking poo poo and posting it online and making her watch that and read the comments, and then finally releasing her when she is at the point where she'll never look normal again. I'd never do it of course, it's just one of those crazy thoughts people sometimes have, don't kinkshame. In a way, fat women are just women stripped of the powers that their bodies give them, which makes it possible for some men to get hate erection when thinking of defiling a landwhale. Unfortunately, landwhales take it as a compliment cause no one really tells them the thought process behind it.
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lazorexplosion posted:LMAO. I'm ECSTATIC right now Small brain - jerk off to porn Normie brain - gently caress Tinder hookups Glowing brain - gently caress prostitutes Universe brain - jerk off to stories of being rejected by prostitutes A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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new friend from school posted:I'm curious, do incels ever mention race? A bit 
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Holy poo poo, I hope that guy makes that Youtube channel. That being said, here's Poopy Doopy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlN_E3_LyjQ&t=2s
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Daily reminder that incels don't actually want to have sex.
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I don't even get the incel obsession with every teenager (except their sorry shambling corpses back in the day, of course) engaging in this immense cavalcade of sex. Reputable statistics show less and less teens (less than 50% in 2013) are having sex in high school than their parents did. There's no reported studies done on middle schoolers, but I'm sure it's some tiny metric.
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lol I'm an ugly sadbrains with an average dick and I have sex with my GIRLFRIEND.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't even get the incel obsession with every teenager (except their sorry shambling corpses back in the day, of course) engaging in this immense cavalcade of sex. Reputable statistics show less and less teens (less than 50% in 2013) are having sex in high school than their parents did. There's no reported studies done on middle schoolers, but I'm sure it's some tiny metric. I love their obsession with the idea that if you "miss out" on dating in your teens you've missed out on the most pure, beautiful form of love. Dating as a teenager was awful. Nobody knew what the gently caress they were doing and all of our brains were totally whacked out on hormones and inexperience and everyone hurt each other because nobody knew what they wanted. It was not some magical perfect time.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I love their obsession with the idea that if you "miss out" on dating in your teens you've missed out on the most pure, beautiful form of love. Dating as a teenager was awful. Nobody knew what the gently caress they were doing and all of our brains were totally whacked out on hormones and inexperience and everyone hurt each other because nobody knew what they wanted. It was not some magical perfect time. Well, if your life has only gone downhill since being a teenager you sort of feel nostalgic for it.
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Jun 27, 2017 01:43
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Are any of these posts "verified"? I mean they're over the top. Even for my life.
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There are definitely loads of fakeposts, but you don't need too look far to find similar stuff.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I love their obsession with the idea that if you "miss out" on dating in your teens you've missed out on the most pure, beautiful form of love. Dating as a teenager was awful. Nobody knew what the gently caress they were doing and all of our brains were totally whacked out on hormones and inexperience and everyone hurt each other because nobody knew what they wanted. It was not some magical perfect time. I was in all the plays and dated theater girls. They were all really nice and I wish I'd been a little nicer to them.
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Zil posted:A bit I wish I had "Hip-hop style hair" my parents boyfriend posted:That being said, here's Poopy Doopy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlN_E3_LyjQ&t=2s omg the music editing is loving killing me E: kinda horrifying if true, incels all sound like future mass murderers a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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