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Rimworld: Crusader Kings Edition
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 14:07 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:20 |
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Okay, so, like. Dwarf Fortress already has children. A mod that adds that functionality to a different Dwarf Fortress-like game doesn't sound like the worst possible thing, on the surface of it. But boy oh boy is the selected passage troubling.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 14:07 |
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quote:- In certain circumstances mothers seem to never stop giving birth; unsure of cause
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 14:41 |
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Imagining the author is a guy in a lab coat and clipboard taking notes while Cronenbergian horrors happen to everyone around him. I just need more time, I have to find out the cause of this 14 year old girl's constant birthing. She herself had a totally natural birth in the growth vats, it just doesn't add up!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 14:46 |
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The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: extreme negative moodlet for baby death
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 14:48 |
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I need a self-moratorium on checking this thread before lunch.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 15:00 |
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did this thread give you an extreme negative moodlet, like the kind you would get from baby death
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 15:02 |
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-80 mood: *long, pained sigh, close tab*
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 15:16 |
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-40 Mood: Read the awful mod thread. Now I want a PC mod that allows your people to browse/post on SA and get different moodlets for it. Pawn goes berserk. Reason: Posted on GBS.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:14 |
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Shady Amish Terror posted:Okay, so, like. It's Rimworld, so adding children ends in armchairs and kibble being made out of them, even without troubling passages.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:17 |
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Pyromancer posted:It's Rimworld, so adding children ends in armchairs and kibble being made out of them, even without troubling passages. just think of all the kids born for the sake of organ farming/slavery! also being big boss and having child army!
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:50 |
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Pyromancer posted:It's Rimworld, so adding children ends in armchairs and kibble being made out of them, even without troubling passages. I mean, that happens in Dwarf Fortress too sometimes, but it doesn't really make things any better, admittedly.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:07 |
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To be fair I'd love a Dwarf Fortress mod that lets you jettison children across the planet via drop pod
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:08 |
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Shady Amish Terror posted:I mean, that happens in Dwarf Fortress too sometimes, but it doesn't really make things any better, admittedly. I'm getting flashbacks to the guy who made Mermaid Auschwitz in Dwarf Fortress because mermaid bones were really valuable. e. http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25967.0
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:13 |
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Danaru posted:
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:14 |
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Sorry to break up this horror show but some madman is re-texturing Paper Mario. http://newpapermario.tumblr.com/
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:50 |
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Well...alright. It looks decent enough, I suppose, it's just a curiously specific passion project to choose.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:58 |
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Okay I loving hate this. I couldn't even embed the images here for easy mocking/dread because the author deemed it fit to show off his 8 year old waifu in 3840x2160. On the other hand, I love this
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:18 |
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You know, I think we all need a palate-cleanser and possibly some brain bleach, so here's a dancing robot from the Space Engineers Community Workshop (the music's added in as a mod, the rest is vanilla blocks in the game). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLn8oUKdvUI And its new successor; Jester of Clang!* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klD2P4Y3jIU *Clang is an injoke in the playerbase, the dark malevolent god that causes PHYSICS to occur to innocent rotors and pistons.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:29 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:loving Hell . It was much worse before I clicked the link and saw it's for RimWorld, and not The Sims. I blame the word 'moodlet'.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:51 |
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The thing is Tynan has been very clear as to why kids aren't in the game right now and it's because the time scale is hosed for human kids (no colony lasts 13 years, ever) and the interactions are so complicated that they're not worth even considering This guy is basically proving him right with his first release lol
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:11 |
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Coolguye posted:The thing is Tynan has been very clear as to why kids aren't in the game right now and it's because the time scale is hosed for human kids (no colony lasts 13 years, ever) and the interactions are so complicated that they're not worth even considering it always was a bit of a shame that DF and RW never lasted long enough for the next generation of colonists to ever matter at all, would be nice to have an actual generational fort for once instead of every game being Roanoke after year one. edit: now that I think of it what would rimworld adventure mode be like? Thefluffy fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jun 24, 2017 |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:19 |
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Every Dwarf Fortress going down in flames is part of the game's charm. For a generational colonization thing there's stuff like Banished
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:38 |
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Hogo Fogo posted:It was much worse before I clicked the link and saw it's for RimWorld, and not The Sims. I blame the word 'moodlet'. When I was a preteen I was really into The Sims and because of how the modding community was geared towards people who liked to use the game for roleplaying or as sort of virtual paper dolls to accompany stories there were a lot of mods that added pregnant Sims. But since OG Sims didn't have any sort of character growth or aging mechanic (kids stayed kids forever) it was purely cosmetic and meant your Sim just had a permanent baby bump, and when I used one of those mods for a character I was playing I remember having an existential panic attack at the thought of being perpetually pregnant and unaging, living in the same house forever. I was a weird kid.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:42 |
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With a small, well-managed fortress, DF settlements can last two or three decades, long enough for a generation of children to be born, grow up, join the workforce, and succumb to FUN. Relevant to the thread, however, you tend to run out of interesting things for that fort to do LONG before that point without some serious modding to flesh out some sort of side goal. I would recommend the hilarious and ill-fated Pokemon mod, but good luck completing your dorf pokedex when half of the little shits breathe fire or are horrible combat monstrosities angry at man and god.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 19:52 |
Coolguye posted:The thing is Tynan has been very clear as to why kids aren't in the game right now and it's because the time scale is hosed for human kids (no colony lasts 13 years, ever) and the interactions are so complicated that they're not worth even considering I had a pretty solid self sustaining colony, even the bands of like 30+ raiders didn't ruin it because the ones that didn't get wrecked by the mine field and turrets were eaten alive by the hoard of disposable tamed wild life. Sadly that save went down in flames when I tried to start a second colony and the lag became so bad I couldn't play it anymore. Shady Amish Terror posted:With a small, well-managed fortress, DF settlements can last two or three decades, long enough for a generation of children to be born, grow up, join the workforce, and succumb to FUN. This is the bigger problem with trying to be more ambitious and last more than a year. A single year in one of these games feels like an eternity. Shady Amish Terror posted:I would recommend the hilarious and ill-fated Pokemon mod, but good luck completing your dorf pokedex when half of the little shits breathe fire or are horrible combat monstrosities angry at man and god. Rimworld has a pretty cool mod that adds in lovecraftian horrors and cults. It's pretty cool but as you would assume, everyone spends a pretty constant time near insanity and that can kind of suck.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:11 |
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Not the worst thing I've seen, but I really don't think Dragon's Souls count as vegan....
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 11:28 |
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Mr. Owl posted:Not the worst thing I've seen, but I really don't think Dragon's Souls count as vegan.... I'm the Dragonborn with the hipster haircut
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 20:08 |
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Or using Moon Sugar to make Vegan sweet rolls - that's like making muffins with cocaine instead of baking powder
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:54 |
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Trochanter posted:Or using Moon Sugar to make Vegan sweet rolls - that's like making muffins with cocaine instead of baking powder Actually thanks to ESO it's now canon that Moon Sugar is literally sugar and not Ye Magyckal Cocaine anymore.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:15 |
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Guy Mann posted:Actually thanks to ESO it's now canon that Moon Sugar is literally sugar and not Ye Magyckal Cocaine anymore. Oh come on Why would you take something interesting and purposely make it not interesting
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:29 |
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RareAcumen posted:Sorry to break up this horror show but some madman is re-texturing Paper Mario. countdown till nintendno shuts it down begins
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:54 |
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Danaru posted:Oh come on Why would you take something interesting and purposely make it not interesting TESO.txt
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:21 |
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:countdown till nintendno shuts it down begins Nintendo is so litigious to their fans I'm not even sure why anyone bothers trying to mod or improve their games.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:25 |
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Guy Mann posted:Actually thanks to ESO it's now canon that Moon Sugar is literally sugar and not Ye Magyckal Cocaine anymore. ESO is canon? gently caress me
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:29 |
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It's like the total opposite of battlefield 2142 revive, which has links to straight up download/effectively pirate the game right on their website, and they advertised it on the official battlefield forums, but EA hasn't stopped them because why would they. The games were dead and had no hope of coming back because gamespy shut down, before revive did some moon magic to restore server functionality.Orv posted:TESO.txt MMOs.txt
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:31 |
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frajaq posted:ESO is canon? gently caress me Canon is whatever you want it to be because none of it is real and anything can be changed at any time. They even made that canon with CHIM so gently caress it all, praise daedra, smoke skooma, khajit did nothing wrong.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:42 |
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Furia posted:Okay I loving hate this. I couldn't even embed the images here for easy mocking/dread because the author deemed it fit to show off his 8 year old waifu in 3840x2160. Read the description.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 01:46 |
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Shadowlyger posted:Read the description.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:00 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:20 |
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Shadowlyger posted:Read the description. Hell of a plot twist
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:03 |