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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"PLEASE DON'T INTERFERE WITH MY BREAST EXAM!"

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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

If this isn't a neo-nazi or some redpiller variant what is it? The wording suggests he's part of some larger collective. If the question is regarding pasty skinny nerds the answer's like 2, maybe 3? Definitely 3 if i get the drop on them.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Foxhound posted:

If this isn't a neo-nazi or some redpiller variant what is it? The wording suggests he's part of some larger collective. If the question is regarding pasty skinny nerds the answer's like 2, maybe 3? Definitely 3 if i get the drop on them.

I could juggernaut through dozens easily

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If they all agree to only attack me one at a time I think I could drop maybe 20 of them before I ran out of stamina and threw up on myself. The rest of the swarm would obviously rush me at that point and carry me off to their hive to be processed down to my essential chemicals which I'm assuming they use as a source of food.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I like the indoor clothesline in a room that clearly sees no sunlight

Light does not dry clothes.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I like the indoor clothesline in a room that clearly sees no sunlight

That's full of light khakis.


Foxhound posted:

If this isn't a neo-nazi or some redpiller variant what is it? The wording suggests he's part of some larger collective. If the question is regarding pasty skinny nerds the answer's like 2, maybe 3? Definitely 3 if i get the drop on them.

Skinny tiny men who try to make up with it with facial hair and tattoos? It's kind of the opposite of fat dudes who try to hide it with facial hair and tattoos.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
We can only imagine what horrors fit people are hiding with facial hair and tattoos...

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Jerry Cotton posted:

Light does not dry clothes.

I... didn't say it does. Though I can see how you inferred it.

Tiny avatar, Jerry! I almost didn't recognize you!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


twistedmentat posted:

This made me smile


I'm almost afraid to ask.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Photoshop her blue and I would

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I... didn't say it does. Though I can see how you inferred it.

Tiny avatar, Jerry! I almost didn't recognize you!

:lol: if you don't have avatars turned off anyway.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: if you don't have avatars turned off anyway.

You can turn off avatars?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PCOS Bill posted:

You can turn off avatars?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=editoptions

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Honestly he just looks like he's got a condition.

And for real though, if he decided to come at you from the shadows he'd probably be the last thing you ever see. In Nihon they bred small men like this to serve as Ninja to the Overlord. Better to hide in crevices and wriggle out of a grapple.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: if you don't have avatars turned off anyway.

Anyone remember that guy who was seriously offended by boobs even existing so people kept buying him avatars with a bit of cleavage and he lost it and shut avatars off?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


What

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I hate boobs, boobs are the worst, definitely don't buy me cleavage avatars, that would get me to leave.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

I hate boobs, boobs are the worst, definitely don't buy me cleavage avatars, that would get me to leave.

You already have a boob for an avatar though

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

You already have a boob for an avatar though

:golfclap:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Picnic Princess posted:

You already have a boob for an avatar though
Can't get cleavage from just one.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

You already have a boob for an avatar though

That's Mr. President to you.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

That's Mr. President to you.

Nah bud, up 'ere we call him a douche canoe because he's causin all sorts of kerfuffles and dickin things up for everyone :canada:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Aug because that level of obesity makes it nigh impossible to dance

Somebody has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Jun 27, 2017

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Coulda just stopped at "obesity"

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Jestery posted:

http://i.imgur.com/oBV0jnh.gifv
Aug because that level of obesity makes it nigh impossible to dance


(also gifv needs to be in url tags not img tags)

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Munchables posted:

Coulda just stopped at "obesity"

:justpost:

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
Thank you Cash Crab, we promise we'll be good.

Sad Nuzis

Scary Incels talking about their futures




Sorry about the text dump xx

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Hanging yourself was too hard? drat lazy incels.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Hanging yourself was too hard? drat lazy incels.

Hey man, a rope can only hold so much.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Munchables posted:

Hey man, a rope can only hold so much.

:drat:

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Those hairstyles weren't so bad. (But then I grew up in the 80s.)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Groke posted:

Those hairstyles weren't so bad. (But then I grew up in the 80s.)

So did I, and still have a soft spot for big ol' hair on a pretty woman. :kiddo:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Jestery posted:


Aug because that level of obesity makes it nigh impossible to dance

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Me irl reading this thread.


Otherwise normal except those legs.


This guy actually owns but I want to share this pic.












Apparently this wasn't orginally MLP themed, it's just later edit. Someone linked me the full comic and seeing the dude's dong and balls was a bit surprise but at least it was quickly replaced by horse cock. I liked the extra detail of showing his rear end in a top hat transforming into horse's, it shows dedication to his craft and attention to detail.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

throw to first drat IT posted:

Apparently this wasn't orginally MLP themed, it's just later edit. Someone linked me the full comic and seeing the dude's dong and balls was a bit surprise but at least it was quickly replaced by horse cock. I liked the extra detail of showing his rear end in a top hat transforming into horse's, it shows dedication to his craft and attention to detail.

:justpost:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Limeylizzie/status/879729222998044673

The Master Race

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

I'm not sure horse cock is what this thread needs right now.



zoux posted:

The Master Race

On certain level, I pity these people because it kinda seems that they are latching to whole White Pride thing because they have nothing else. You don't really see handsome and successful people in these groups because they don't need them and have other targets for their frustrations.

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Oct 30, 2009

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