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Hello, I am Optimus Prime, the leader of Autobots. Kids, remember, drugs are not cool. If you do drugs, you help Decepticons win. Please, don't let them take my precious energon. *turns into a lorry* *doot-doot*
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Jun 27, 2017 02:35
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I'm gonna pretend the movie ended in the middle ages and we all just forgot getting smacked into by a whole robot planet or maybe we never even noticed.
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Jun 27, 2017 02:36
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Paladinus posted:Hello, I am Optimus Prime, the leader of Autobots. Kids, remember, drugs are not cool. If you do drugs, you help Decepticons win. Please, don't let them take my precious energon. You're missing Trump pretending to drive in the cab and the *doot doot* is from him.
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Jun 27, 2017 02:37
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KakerMix posted:Wait so 
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Jun 27, 2017 02:47
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I'm so glad I haven't watched a Transformers movie since the second one
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Jun 27, 2017 02:48
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Jun 27, 2017 02:49
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So how's Transfivers 5 doing in the box office? Also, why ARE these movies so financially successful to begin with? Whats so loving special about transformers? Yeah it was hot poo poo back in the 80s and a lot of folks who were kids at the time loved it and are now adults with disposable income, but that isnt unique to Transformers. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtels and Mighty morphin power rangers were also huge among kids in their own time (early to mid 1990s) but their movies havent been nearly as successful. And yet the Transformers movies have been raking in almost a billion dollars each. Why?
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Jun 27, 2017 03:00
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Blue Star posted:So how's Transfivers 5 doing in the box office? According to Box Office Mojo, it was #1 this weekend, but a franchise low opening. quote:Paramount's Transformers: The Last Knight took the #1 spot this weekend as expected, but that opening was the lowest the franchise has seen thus far by a rather significant margin as a lot of attention will now turn toward the film's international run. Meanwhile, WB's Wonder Woman is still tearing up the box office as it has now become the highest grossing release within the DC Extended Universe and it is showing little sign of stopping.
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Jun 27, 2017 03:03
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I need to work in an industry where I can say the phrase "A mere 69.1 million dollars"
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Jun 27, 2017 03:24
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They spent 217 million to make this movie
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Jun 27, 2017 03:25
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I guess that means they only made like $5 for every SE Asian wage slave who worked on this American masterpiece though.
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Jun 27, 2017 03:25
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KakerMix posted:They spent 217 million to make this movie But not 12 years. A good trade off?
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Jun 27, 2017 03:38
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More came out on Lord and Miller getting canned from the Han Solo movie. Apparently they spent a ton of time improving on set and Kathleen Kennedy saw the dailies and hired an acting coach for the lead mid-production because he sucked so much. Y'all, the Han Solo movie is going to be a loving disaster.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:21
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PostNouveau posted:More came out on Lord and Miller getting canned from the Han Solo movie. I will not be satisfied unless this movie vomits stomach acid right into my eyes.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:30
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If he can't act and looks nothing like Harrison Ford what the gently caress happened to land him the role.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:31
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Oh boy, the Paul Feig method of "just improv a bunch and we'll find something funny in editing!"
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Jun 27, 2017 04:35
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Lol so many bruised bottoms, so many troubled taints because the youtube men won't take transfivers seriously
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PostNouveau posted:More came out on Lord and Miller getting canned from the Han Solo movie.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:40
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I was worried about Yug but he is now a 5 star rlm poster. Another GBS success story 
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Jun 27, 2017 04:40
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That stupid han solo movie does not need to be made. Surely such an expansive universe should allow for some original story telling
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Jun 27, 2017 04:40
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Star Wars is bad.
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WampaLord posted:Oh boy, the Paul Feig method of "just improv a bunch and we'll find something funny in editing!" it's the judd apatow method, buddy no wait adam mckay I guess
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reignofevil posted:If he can't act and looks nothing like Harrison Ford what the gently caress happened to land him the role.
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Jun 27, 2017 04:42
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khwarezm posted:Star Wars is bad. They're gonna say "parsecs" at some point and the audience is going to laugh and clap and I'm going to disintegrate right there in the theater.
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Zmej posted:lol this is incredibly funny because that's exactly what happened to his character in Hail Caesar. So you are telling me someone in Disney's casting department lined all of this up as an inside joke. Cool.
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reignofevil posted:So you are telling me someone in Disney's casting department lined all of this up as an inside joke. Very cool
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Jonas Albrecht posted:They're gonna say "parsecs" at some point and the audience is going to laugh and clap and I'm going to disintegrate right there in the theater. Never tell me the odds Jabba cameo Greedo cameo with "shoot first joke" Boba Fett cameo Winning the ship from Lando Stuffing popcorn into my eyes until dead
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Jonas Albrecht posted:They're gonna say "parsecs" at some point and the audience is going to laugh and clap and I'm going to disintegrate right there in the theater. INT. MILLENIUM FALCON HAN: Oh boy, Chewie, we're gonna have to make this KESSEL RUN really fast in order to please our crime boss, JABBA THE HUTT. (Han looks at camera and waits for applause to die down) CHEWIE: (Wookie noises) (We see the ship go faster and faster as a display panel reading "Parsecs" counts slowly up) HAN: The ship can't handle anything more than 11 parsecs! (Panel goes up to 12 parsecs) HAN: I have a bad feeling about this! (Play wacky music, freeze frame, laugh track)
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I'm calling it now, Chewbacca loses a game and there is a comedy shot of a droid missing it's arm.
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WampaLord posted:INT. MILLENIUM FALCON Youtube Reviewer: In Han Solo's Solo Side Story, we finally see the Kessel Run and boy does the movie do it justice!
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Jun 27, 2017 04:56
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the purpose of the kessel run is to experience fear
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STAR WARS STAR WARS I loving LOVE STAR WARS
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Wait, the Han Solo movie was set to come out in May of 2018? That's not even a year between Star Wars movies!
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quote:Hot Rod is a French accented race car TF who has the power and touch to stop time into slow motion while hitting on pretty human ladies and leaping about kicking rear end. The whole series is a silly 300 million dollar cartoon with depth of subversion of American ideals and film making that is expressed in cynical underlying menace and hate yet is glorious to behold.
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Castor Poe posted:tl;dr, Michael Bay is a genius Can we get "posting in Cinema Discusso" entered into the DSM yet?
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Hodor's live posting of Trans5fiver5 made my night. More entertaining than the actual thing with none of the noise induced headaches/nausea! Also lol at anyone getting mad at RLM for trolling people this way.. If you've caught up on the videos you know what you're in for (thinking of the NoBrandCon videos, a con they enjoyed and yet still mocked the poo poo out of it)  Never fails to make me laugh
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Cubone posted:the purpose of the kessel run is to experience fear hahahahahahahaha
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Mordja posted:Wait, the Han Solo movie was set to come out in May of 2018? That's not even a year between Star Wars movies! So when it gets delayed, it'll come out around Christmas like the rest of them. Except this time it'll get delayed to recast the lead and reshoot the whole loving thing, so I guess it'll come out May 2019.
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