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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Nichael posted:

no, that's what happens when rubio plays his game

I can't wait for Cuomo or Booker to play that game in 2020. I'm sure those two will have great results.

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

NecroMonster posted:

note: it's not actually anything like that i just wanted to do a "lol cops murder people" thing

trump would never get unjustifiably murdered by the police, he's white (sort of?)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Montasque posted:

I can't wait for Cuomo or Booker to play that game in 2020. I'm sure those two will have great results.

I'm not voting for either of those guys in the primary (assuming we have an election [we will not]). Should they pull through the primary, you're right, they're milquetoast fuckers who won't be able to do it, and will likely lose as a result.

if only the democrats had a funny jewish insult comic in the senate...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ironstache loving rules, I'm sending him money even though that district is never going to oust Ryan

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think a lot of people are just annoyed about RUSSIA because we know that a lot of bad dems will run whole 2018 campaigns on it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i told you im an idiot

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Nichael posted:

I'm not voting for either of those guys in the primary (assuming we have an election [we will not]). Should they pull through the primary, you're right, they're milquetoast fuckers who won't be able to do it, and will likely lose as a result.

if only the democrats had a funny jewish insult comic in the senate...

yeah. if only they did.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hey remember that time i learned that awful app puts the close thread button right where the reply button normally is

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
all hail squizzle, first of his name

long live the king

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



https://twitter.com/nucleartakes/status/879545028116402176

https://twitter.com/qarx/status/879506898982141954

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

i told you im an idiot

and thus Squizzle's official reign of terror begins.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Nichael posted:

I'm not voting for either of those guys in the primary (assuming we have an election [we will not]). Should they pull through the primary, you're right, they're milquetoast fuckers who won't be able to do it, and will likely lose as a result.

if only the democrats had a funny jewish insult comic in the senate...

I've been calling his office every week telling him to run for president. I doubt a single out of state voter will have much impact, but I'm trying


Though, honestly half of it is that I want to see what kind of hosed up skeletons he has in his closets

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Nichael posted:

I'm not voting for either of those guys in the primary (assuming we have an election [we will not]). Should they pull through the primary, you're right, they're milquetoast fuckers who won't be able to do it, and will likely lose as a result.

if only the democrats had a funny jewish insult comic in the senate...

Looking at the dem roster trying to see who could do it right...

Biden would just Biden. He would kick Trump's rear end, but he's 74.

Bernie... older than Biden.

Our only hope is ZUCK

E: Franken will not run for Pres.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

i think a lot of people are just annoyed about RUSSIA because we know that a lot of bad dems will run whole 2018 campaigns on it

but it's pretty bad dem-ish to be so drat complacent about the greatest security breach in american history being committed by a sitting president of the rival party lol

again, you can't focus 100% on Russia, but it should be a solid fifth or fourth of the party's platform in the guise of "Make elites in America face justice for the crimes they commit." The Democrats need to become the party of criminal justice and actively go after rich people who think they're above the law.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Squizzle posted:

hey remember that time i learned that awful app puts the close thread button right where the reply button normally is

learning new things is the best thing in life

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the real problem with trump's win is its gonna turn all presidential primaries into catastrophic shitshows

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


BERNIE BROS!!!!!! :argh:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

Looking at the dem roster trying to see who could do it right...

Biden would just Biden. He would kick Trump's rear end, but he's 74.

Bernie... older than Biden.

Our only hope is ZUCK

Bad dem: Hillary, Cumo, Booker

Good dem: Biden


Hmmm, its almost like the policy doesn't matter as much as having good PR

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

ah nice

https://twitter.com/joethepatriotic/status/879506769801760769

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Montasque posted:

Looking at the dem roster trying to see who could do it right...

Biden would just Biden. He would kick Trump's rear end, but he's 74.

Bernie... older than Biden.

Our only hope is ZUCK

E: Franken will not run for Pres.

I do think Sanders could win without going very negative, but perhaps I'm naive.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Schnorkles posted:

the real problem with trump's win is its gonna turn all presidential primaries into catastrophic shitshows

From an entertainment stand point I am so into this.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

A Handed Missus posted:

BERNIE BROS!!!!!! :argh:

I mean, I've seen that poo poo in this thread, and I'm gonna assume that accelerationists were far more likely to feel the bern than to have been Hillary backers.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Zuck/Bryce 2020

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

the real problem with trump's win is its gonna turn all presidential primaries into catastrophic shitshows

only because it happened right as both parties emptied their respective benches of decent candidates w obv natl appeal, except for al franken

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


there's a half second a day where I wake up and forget T is predisent

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

just saying; turning the republican primary into a shitshow worked out real good for the republicans. just saiyan

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

god i hate objectivists so much.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael posted:

there's a half second a day where I wake up and forget T is predisent
it's during that half second that i feel truly free

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

The Glumslinger posted:

Bad dem: Hillary, Cumo, Booker

Good dem: Biden


Hmmm, its almost like the policy doesn't matter as much as having good PR

I am speaking purely on electability in the current environment, not on "GOOD" levels.

Biden's 'working class' swagger is exactly what Hillary lacked and he would have killed it in the rustbelt.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Squizzle posted:

i must retire to my meditation chamber and focus all my energies on developing a new postin brand, powerful enough to banish these demons to the nether-where that is their rightful home

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
everything is going to be bad, forever

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

everything is going to be bad, forever
adam scott is never bad though

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

everything is going to be bad, forever

evrything has always been bad forever tho

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


scott adams though... woah boy

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

I am speaking purely on electability in the current environment, not on "GOOD" levels.

Biden's 'working class' swagger is exactly what Hillary lacked and he would have killed it in the rustbelt.

Oh, no doubt since he had real charisma, but its still laughable to think he isn't to the right of Hillary economically

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
biden would have annihilated trump even if his presidency would have been milktoast neoliberalism and banking deregulation

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump will win in 2020 with like 35% of the vote in a three way race against Cuomo/Booker and the Zuck

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gimme the names of the succfolk whose posts in here need to be monitored plz

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

hey I took the day off to relax and go see wonder woman, did I miss anything



are we gonna bomb something or what

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