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Jokerpilled Drudge: Jan 27, 2010; by Pragmatica

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

anime is retarded and so is my president

anime is okay man, youre okay

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

jigokuman posted:

akira soundtrack - dolls' polyphony, but with trump saying 'bing bong'.flac

hell ya

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:51

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Jazerus posted:

new triforce lookin good

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:51

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

reignofevil posted:

I live in southern nc and every non Sanders supporter around me was convinced trump would fix politics long before anybody put cherry cobbler in front of fatass.

where? i met so many idiots rooting for prince valium and kasich and what not, there were a few trump diehards but it was mostly just the hillary hate that i remmber from 93 around here that led to most trump votes, seem like

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:51

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

new triforce lookin good

oh man i made the same joke as squizzle :3:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:52

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

anime is retarded and so is my president

anime is worse than trump

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:53

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

did triforce do something stupid again no wait, different triforce

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:53

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

it's cute the way the dudes obsessed with hating anime are testing the waters with the new IK around

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:54

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

new triforce lookin good

Din's Fire = Whiskey

Farore's Wind = Weed

Nayru's Love = Music

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:55

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mayor Dave posted:

anime is worse than trump

its actually good

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:55

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Squizzle posted:

i can queue requests for forums cancer now!!!!

idk if you are actually a new IK, but if so you should instantly probate every person who has never even attempted to make a funny post

why did the chicken cross the road
because of HILLARY CLINTOLN LMAO hfagha

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:55

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave posted:

anime is worse than trump

the piss OVA

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:55

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

eonwe posted:

its actually good

much like TRUMP

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:55

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

eonwe posted:

its actually good

no eonwe the trump is very bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:56

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mayor Dave posted:

much like TRUMP

indeed

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:56

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

most things are bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:56

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no eonwe the trump is very bad

have you maybe considered the fact that therse no difference between good and bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:56

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Some anime is very good, most anime is very bad

In conclusion, anime is a land of contrasts

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:57

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

NecroMonster posted:

most things are bad

street fighter v is bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:57

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/879562694487142400

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:57

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

have you maybe considered the fact that therse no difference between good and bad

w h o a . . . that would mean, that would mean that im actually a good person?! :unsmith:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:58

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

The Muppets On PCP posted:

When national Democrats come to North Carolina they seem to think it�s a good idea to mention barbecue, and even maybe to eat some. Apparently they�ve heard that barbecue is a big deal in our state. But the devil is in the details, and they usually get those wrong.

When Al Gore was campaigning here in 2000, for example, he knew enough to stop by a big political barbecue. But a friend of mine who traveled on his campaign bus says he knew the state was lost when Gore got off the bus and put his suit jacket on.

Just so, when Michelle Obama announced in 2011 that the next Democratic convention would be held in Charlotte, she listed �great barbecue� as one of that city�s attractions. But actually, it�s not: Charlotte is a well-known exception to the North Carolina rule. Even the city�s mayor was puzzled; he said that Charlotte has good barbecue, but the only great barbecue he�d eaten in Charlotte had been �brought in on a truck.� The Charlotte Observer, not usually averse to boosterism, published an editorial headlined, �Charlotte = great barbecue? Who knew?�

In 2016 Clinton continued this tradition of barbecultural cluelessness.

It would have been so easy for her to play the barbecue card with a visit to, say, Wilber�s Barbecue in Goldsboro, where Wilber Shirley, one of the greats of North Carolina barbecue, is also one of the last yellow-dog Democrats. This is a man who has a picture of FDR on the wall of his restaurant.

There�s a photograph of Wilber on the web holding a Barack Obama bobblehead, �show[ing] the President around the smoke house.� He had to settle for the bobblehead because the real Obama has never actually come to his place. The president prefers a place in Asheville that serves ribs (with blueberry-chipotle sauce!). He probably does like ribs � he�s from Chicago, after all � but trying to score barbecue points with North Carolina voters by eating ribs is like John Kerry�s asking for Swiss cheese on his Philly cheesesteak, or Sargent Shriver�s going to a tavern in an Ohio mill town and saying, �Make mine a Courvoisier!�

Clinton didn�t go to Wilber�s either. She ate her barbecue at a place in Charlotte called the Midwood Smoke House.

Whoever sent her there didn�t help her. It�s true that the food at Midwood is tasty, and its barbecued meats are cooked 100 percent with wood, which is commendable. But eating there is not the way to show the voters that you�re in touch with what one might call �Deep� North Carolina.

First of all, it�s in Charlotte (see above). And it�s not just that Queen City barbecue is something less than great. The problem is that when many North Carolinians hear �Charlotte,� they think of big business, �gentlemen�s clubs,� and traffic jams. Moreover, there�s a generalized suspicion that Charlotteans regard the rest of us as � well, as a basket of deplorables. This suspicion is fed by comments like one from a reader who wrote the Observer to say that �Charlotte has always suffered from an image problem, and it will only change when people separate �North Carolina� and �Charlotte� in their minds.�

So, for starters, Hillary ate her barbecue in the wrong town. Moreover, she ate it at a trendy place in a trendy neighborhood, with an �executive chef� named Matt, a place that gives its bar equal billing with its barbecue, with a menu offering not just pork barbecue, but also barbecued ribs, brisket, burnt ends, prime rib, ground chuck, sausage, chicken, and salmon, served with your choice of sauces: �eastern North Carolina vinegar,� �South Carolina mustard,� a Kansas City-style �Midwood signature,� and �spicy haba�ero.�

You often find this pick-your-meat, pick-your-sauce, International House of Barbecue approach in places like Charlotte that are full of newcomers from many different barbecue traditions, or none, but it is not the Tar Heel Way. The one-true-faith North Carolina approach is exemplified by the Skylight Inn in Ayden, where Sam Jones says, �When you come here, it�s not what you want, it�s how much of it.�

To many of us, barbecue from everywhere feels like barbecue from nowhere, and for all the political good it did her, Clinton could have skipped the smoked meat altogether and gone to a tapas bar.

I�m sure that Donald Trump knows as little about North Carolina barbecue as Hillary does, but he got better advice. Somebody told him to go to Stamey�s Barbecue in Greensboro, a venerable place that advertises its �Old Fashioned Barbecue.� Somebody even told him what to order -- according to WFMY-TV, he had �a glass of sweet tea, chopped BBQ, hushpuppies, slaw, and cherry cobbler with ice cream� � and his campaign was rewarded with a photograph, widely circulated, that showed him posing with the restaurant�s staff, a fine, smiling cross-section of North Carolina working people, pretty much the kind of folks who turned out on election day to put him over the top.

I�m not saying that Hillary could have won by eating at Stamey�s, but would it have hurt?

imagine caring this much about lovely rear end bqq and the idenity of your lovely state no one cares about

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:58

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

street fighter v is badass

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:58

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

street fighter v is bad

super bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:58

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:58

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i use the word bad like slang for cool

so when im sayin trump is bad

im saying that he is bad

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:59

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

babypolis posted:

imagine caring this much about lovely rear end bqq and the idenity of your lovely state no one cares about

sorry its not Gerber

# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:59

Spins: Feb 26, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

logikv9 posted:

congratulations to our new IK

What is an ik

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:00

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

the youtube channel that just streams King of the Hill 24/7 owns, fyi

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:00

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Project Veritas just dropped some CNN thing:

https://streamable.com/4j78e

TL/DW - CNN producer says RUSSIA thing is whateves, it's good ratings so LOL, we'll keep running it.

E: Soon to be former CNN producer: "Yeah, I guess the President is right when he says this is a witch hunt. lol"

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:00

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Montasque posted:

Project Veritas just dropped some CNN thing:

https://streamable.com/4j78e

TL/DW - CNN producer says RUSSIA thing is whateves, it's good ratings so LOL, we'll keep running it.

why is james o keefe still a thing

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

i botched the tags on my first probe :q:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

somebody itt said that they think ppl who hate anime are at least a lil racist against the japanese and i thought that was absurd but then some ppl talked poo poo about detroit in a friend's fb comments today and i realized that i assume ppl who talk poo poo about detroit are all at least a lil racist against black ppl so maybe that poster was rite and maybe hating anime is a bit racist.

sorry to the ppl of japan for my racisms

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Lastgirl posted:

i use the word bad like slang for cool

so when im sayin trump is bad

im saying that he is bad

personally I say "trump is pthtbbtbt!!!!" (raspberry sound) and then everyone walks away and I realize I never had any friends to begin with and was in a starbucks

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Montasque posted:

Project Veritas just dropped some CNN thing:

https://streamable.com/4j78e

TL/DW - CNN producer says RUSSIA thing is whateves, it's good ratings so LOL, we'll keep running it.

project veritas' name makes me think of harvard every single time

effective branding :milk:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

anime tupac posted:

personally I say "trump is pthtbbtbt!!!!" (raspberry sound) and then everyone walks away and I realize I never had any friends to begin with and was in a starbucks

but what color is a raspberry?

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:02

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

more like james o the obvious

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:03

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

logikv9 posted:

why is james o keefe still a thing

Hannity keeps giving him money.

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:03

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

i botched the tags on my first probe

but i can still post? :smith:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Squizzle posted:

i botched the tags on my first probe

c u c k e d by the lack of a preview button

# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:03

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