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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

You guys don't have your fire stations test their sirens every week?


You must think cats are loving stupid. Cats make sure their movement doesn't ring the bell. Or at least mine did.

Our cats generally only killed rabbits and mice and would bring them back to us though, so they've been good cats.
You can use a brightly-coloured scrunchy as a collar. They can't do anything about the neon colours so they can't subvert it like they can with the bell.

Its science, innit:

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/scrunchies-saving-native-wildlife-cats/

Zephro fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Jun 27, 2017

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Wasps pollinate flowers just like bees do and iirc there are some flower varieties (some types of orchid?) that are entirely dependent on wasp pollination. Figs also need a particular kind of wasp to reproduce.

They also eat caterpillars and aphids in quantities that put our favoured garden predator, the ladybird, to shame. They're basically at the top of the garden food chain and wiping them out would result in tons of plant-eating pests.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Wasps are more than annoying if you ever want to eat anything at a public venue such as a theme park, race track or zoo. Those fuckers are downright hostile.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Miftan posted:

What have you done to my recommended youtube videos?!

Make more than one youtube account, and use it as the public one, and another with your top bants n choons.

sorry mif, i stopped watching it after the first airkiss.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Captain Fargle posted:

Because it's NI getting a massive amount of special cash out of nowhere while everyone else gets hosed over.

Yeah, this. It's amazing how the tories are all like, "We can't possibly afford to do *insert good thing here*, FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY!" until they need to blow a lot of cash bombing somewhere or propping up the decaying corpse of Theresa May's career.

Spending money in deprived areas is great and we should do more of it. The tories are generally an impediment to that and pretend it's bad policy, except when it will personally benefit them, then it's game on.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

learnincurve posted:

Then wasps are even more poo poo than I previously thought. Seriously what's the point of them, do they actually contribute anything

Yes they do. They are pollinators, and predators on smaller insects.

It's really only clothes moths that are unjustifiable.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Genocide the wasps imo

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Captain Fargle posted:

Because it's NI getting a massive amount of special cash out of nowhere while everyone else gets hosed over.

Yeah but a lot of it's earmarked for things like NHS funding - basically a reprieve from austerity. It would be cool if people were going "hey we should all be getting that, properly fund everywhere!" but instead there's a lot of 'why waste that money on Northern Ireland' kind of talk. People coming out with weird alternatives as though 'presents for us' is on the same or higher moral level as 'fund somewhere that needs it'

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

communism bitch posted:

Genocide the wasps imo

:yeah:

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

learnincurve posted:

Then wasps are even more poo poo than I previously thought. Seriously what's the point of them, do they actually contribute anything and how much would we lose if we did the bill gates mosquito thing and wiped them all out. You could say it was worth it to save the NHS money, and make sure the daily mail are made aware that mosquitos and mosques rhyme with wasps so they are obviously a Muslim terrorist plot.

Wasps actually are part of breaking down dead wood and clearing litter. They also actually keep numbers of traditional pest insects like catepillars and the like under control by using them as food for their young. They're also part of the natural system of spreading yeast throughout the globe.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Oh dear me posted:

Yes they do. They are pollinators, and predators on smaller insects.

It's really only clothes moths that are unjustifiable.

mosquitos

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

staberind posted:

Make more than one youtube account, and use it as the public one, and another with your top bants n choons.

sorry mif, i stopped watching it after the first airkiss.

Multiple accounts on anything are too much effort for me. I thought it had a point, but clearly I give you far too much credit.

baka kaba posted:

Yeah but a lot of it's earmarked for things like NHS funding - basically a reprieve from austerity. It would be cool if people were going "hey we should all be getting that, properly fund everywhere!" but instead there's a lot of 'why waste that money on Northern Ireland' kind of talk. People coming out with weird alternatives as though 'presents for us' is on the same or higher moral level as 'fund somewhere that needs it'

100% agree. If anything this bribe is a sign post that austerity is poo poo, and the rest of the country should be getting the same sums of money and maintenance. If only some kindly grandpa had suggested such a thing in his election manifesto. Why, he'd definitely have my vote!

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

I'm imagining choking on my own blood as I die of radiation sickness and thinking with my dying moments "this is made so much worse by the prospect that this isn't happening to twice as many people" and I'm having trouble.

More people dying is worse than less people dying. Killing extra billions of people is bad.

So why do you want to do that? Do you not even _realize_ that is what you want to do? Or at least _understand_ the argument of why that could be the consequence, and have some kind of justification of why it would not in fact turn out that way?

Please, use the brain you obviously have, and empathy you presumably do, to think through the consequences of what you are proposing.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Here you can all read a nice story about wasps

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

radmonger posted:

More people dying is worse than less people dying. Killing extra billions of people is bad.

So why do you want to do that? Do you not even _realize_ that is what you want to do? Or at least _understand_ the argument of why that could be the consequence, and have some kind of justification of why it would not in fact turn out that way?

Please, use the brain you obviously have, and empathy you presumably do, to think through the consequences of what you are proposing.

What if those people are wasps?

I don't understand your argument, are you actually advocating for MAD?

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

staberind posted:

I live in the south east of england, and I know some freaks would be appalled that we are a plus on that and *helping* the rest of the country, myself, its just a graph, when you see corbyn moments when he points out the nature of a community being selfless and supportive, thats not a graph and it gets to me.

ive made an even better version



england's the biggest scrounger of the lot!!

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

baka kaba posted:

Yeah but a lot of it's earmarked for things like NHS funding - basically a reprieve from austerity. It would be cool if people were going "hey we should all be getting that, properly fund everywhere!" but instead there's a lot of 'why waste that money on Northern Ireland' kind of talk. People coming out with weird alternatives as though 'presents for us' is on the same or higher moral level as 'fund somewhere that needs it'

I refer to this jaunty cartoon in the guardian

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Also the Belfast telegraph declaring the deal to be "cash not sash" which tickles me

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

radmonger posted:

More people dying is worse than less people dying. Killing extra billions of people is bad.
Unless everyone dies fairly instantly, in which case that's close to morally neutral as there's nobody left behind to grieve. It could even be viewed as a net moral good, since over the course of the following centuries it overall prevents more deaths.

Unfortunately none of our nuclear arsenals are good enough to achieve that, and we should all be investing in Corbyn's asteroid idea.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

coffeetable posted:

ive made an even better version



england's the biggest scrounger of the lot!!
just noticed i used dollars here, whoops. should be £

the budget deficit is ~£14bn btw. i think getting rid of wales is the easiest option

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Be kind to animals.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

radmonger posted:

More people dying is worse than less people dying. Killing extra billions of people is bad.

So why do you want to do that? Do you not even _realize_ that is what you want to do? Or at least _understand_ the argument of why that could be the consequence, and have some kind of justification of why it would not in fact turn out that way?

Please, use the brain you obviously have, and empathy you presumably do, to think through the consequences of what you are proposing.

You're suggesting two scenarios: one where someone launches nuclear weapons and kills a bunch of people, and there isn't a retaliatory strike, and another one where there is, and then you're suggesting the second scenario is better, because it will mean the initial strike "failed" somehow.

You might be a bit crazy.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Jose posted:

mosquitos

Also pollinators, and an important food source for birds and many aquatic carnivores.

Only house spiders like clothes moths.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


This year I learned that the house I live in was done up on the cheap thanks to a never-ending army of slugs in my kitchen (and elsewhere, until I found their entry points and Polyfilla'd them in. The kitchen is just one giant entry point). Slugs can get in the bin along with wasps.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

Kurtofan posted:

dont know if the bunker life is all that anyway, where would you even meet girls?

what the gently caress are "girls" and how do you think i meet them as is

bunker would be so much better for that actually, nowhere to go and nothing to do but chat with each other, might have some kinda social life actually

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

This year I learned that the house I live in was done up on the cheap thanks to a never-ending army of slugs in my kitchen. Slugs can get in the bin along with wasps.

Best thing to get rid of Slugs - Ducks.

Your problem then becomes that you have a load of ducks who poo poo everywhere, but you have no slugs.

Chickens will also do as well, but Chickens are bastards.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
You can solve your duck problem with dogs. How you sort out the dog infestation I'll leave to someone else.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Oh dear me posted:

Also pollinators, and an important food source for birds and many aquatic carnivores.

Only house spiders like clothes moths.

You don't need to wipe out the entire mosquito population of the world, only the ones that can spread disease. Wipe out those few strains and malaria is eradicated.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Unfortunately a side effect of eradicating malaria is it leaves space for more humans to successfully multiply, which is almost certainly a bad unintended outcome

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
Chickens are idiots, ducks are necro-gang-rapists with corkscrew cocks longer than their bodies. You don't want ducks!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
chickens are cool and good if you've a garden that is big enough for them

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFXzyp3sks

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Anyway i'd actually be fine with eradicating all mosquitoes and then letting natural selection continue to take its course. mosquitoes are a loving plague on humanity.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
After watching Threads and that other video, come the 4 minutes warning im climbing on the roof.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

qhat posted:

Anyway i'd actually be fine with eradicating all mosquitoes and then letting natural selection continue to take its course. mosquitoes are a loving plague on humanity.

It would be better to genetically engineer them to dislike humans.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Miftan posted:

What have you done to my recommended youtube videos?!

Remove it from your watched history will unfuck your recommended youtube videos.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

big scary monsters posted:

You can solve your duck problem with dogs. How you sort out the dog infestation I'll leave to someone else.

A dog infestation is its own reward.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Jose posted:

chickens are cool and good if you've a garden that is big enough for them

Having kept chickens I feel qualified to say that they are dumber than a pair of chicken sized planks and spiteful with it, but they are pretty funny in a slapstick way and it's nice getting fresh eggs. Just be prepared to lose half your flock to marauding foxes every year or so no matter how secure and robust you think your chicken fortress is.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


His Divine Shadow posted:

It would be better to genetically engineer them to dislike humans.



They would only lose that genetic information over time since it's of absolutely no benefit to them. Kill 'em all.

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Also would anyone care to defend midges? The only point I can see in their favour is that they act as a pretty effective tourist deterrent, leaving the nice parts of Scotland free for the hardier locals in the summer.

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