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People just focus on the part about Michael Jackson being weirdly life long friends with a young boy, assume it is true and then filter out the rest
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I think it adds to the thread and demonstrates how so many of these stories end up being accepted as true in the first place.
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Jun 27, 2017 05:41
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I once was going to go to my girlfriend's house to plan a thing out for her, cause she was returning from a trip. I forgot her keys.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:44
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As someone who's gone to walk a dog and then left the house sans dog I can totally believe someone could go to the vet and forget the dog.
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Jun 27, 2017 17:21
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Well, the customer is always right 
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Jun 27, 2017 20:09
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 fuckin... nice one m8. ledge.
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Jun 28, 2017 12:18
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Usually if you notice there's some know it all nerds playing the trivia you just make the next round sports questions and have it be for so many points that the previous rounds were meaningless.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Usually if you notice there's some know it all nerds playing the trivia you just make the next round sports questions and have it be for so many points that the previous rounds were meaningless. In my experience it's always the sports nerds that win those things, the one who has every stat memorized for every sport going back to the 50s and will never shut up about their fantasy football team. The only true nerd-defeating questions are the ones about TV (especially reality TV) or pop culture/celebrity stuff in general.
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So I finally manage to get a date with this girl. I pay for her tickets and buy us soda and popcorn (yes, the ridiculously expensive movie concession soda and popcorn). Then while we're sitting there waiting for the movie to start, this loving CHAD walks in and starts flirting with my date. Then the loving SLUT has the audacity to start giving this CHAD the soda and popcorn that I PAID FOR. They're practically making out during the movie previews. I was literally shaking so hard that I had to get up and leave. loving whore.
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Non Serviam posted:I don't care about pride, but I don't like the display of sexual fetishes in public. That's not a sexual identity, that's just weird kinky poo poo that you need to display in public (obviously doesn't extend to LGBT) This is kinda how I feel too, but I just chalk it up to being too prudish in public for pride I guess and keep my bi rear end at home. None of their business who I'm rubbing genitals with anyways.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
Pffft. I’ve thrown a kettle over a pub.
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wouldn't it be funny if...... people you expected to behave a certain way.... behave another, opposite way?? at least it's not another story about a stereotypical 'scary' definitely not a black guy loving pokemon or animal crossing or whatever.
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Yeah, and was instantly fired and replaced by the next drone who has been sitting by their phone waiting for the call to come in.
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Jun 30, 2017 21:12
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I'm just so interesting, it can't be helped
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
You know, that one ancient egyptian language.
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Jun 30, 2017 23:29
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 ok e: this post was shared on facebook as a screenshot of the post on facebook
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The Snoo posted:
Note the lack of a selfie with James
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I'm the B word
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Old guy was just gutted that she didn't like his Gangnam style performance.
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you can tell that's fake because in irl life females never reward you with hugs for defending their honor
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Slime posted:As someone who's gone to walk a dog and then left the house sans dog I can totally believe someone could go to the vet and forget the dog.  Annoying Tumblr-ese notwithstanding, yeah completely believable. My brother-in-law has done this once or twice as a kid.
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The Snoo posted:
A typical day in the life of James? Lady, maybe you should teach your small child to keep his poo poo out of stranger's business before he gets his poo poo wrecked. These loving woke children man, only like half of the millennial's kids are going to reach adulthood if they don't learn to keep their loving mouths shut.
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My eyes were rolling already but when I got to the "make sure your heart was okay" line they started defying the laws of physics and rolled into another dimension.
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Woke children are always just repeating what they've heard adults say. I can't even fault parents for it because it's better than raising your kid to be a bigot.
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I feel like this is believable, though. I once met a crusty trucker guy whose little Yorkie went everywhere with him. Her name was Tiny. 
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Jul 1, 2017 14:05
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She is a girl, like my sister.
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sweeperbravo posted:She is a girl, like my sister. Child assumes gender, clearly not woke enough. Send to the re-education camps! 
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sweeperbravo posted:She is a girl, like my sister. go on...
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Did she do that thing girls do sometimes at the Y where they pretend to put their hair in a ponytail but then don't?
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Did she do that thing girls do sometimes at the Y where they pretend to put their hair in a ponytail but then don't?  ROFLMAO I'M CRYING This thread should really have a crying emote, just so people know how much I'm crying and to point out that I get that reference.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:in irl life I am literally shaking.
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Jul 2, 2017 08:19
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 Why the gently caress would you even imagine this?
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that 70 year old woman probably also complained about Zero Suit Samus objectifying women
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why the gently caress would you even imagine this?
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  did this happen? maybe. i will leave it to the thread to decide.
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Those all sound like pretty legitimate things an aging, balding white guy slumming it at a community college teaching kids who don't care for his class in the slightest beyond fulfilling a GE would say while trying to come off as cool and hip, hth.
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it did, thank you.
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