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Motherfucker posted:a self felating ouroboros of bad posts So where do you fit in on this mutual self serving dick sucking?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:15 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:02 |
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I realize I need to actually play with goons sometime instead of just pubbies. My steam name is the same as my posting name
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:24 |
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"I have to do something"
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:26 |
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Burkion posted:So where do you fit in on this mutual self serving dick sucking? I don't. I feel so left out from the cool kids circle. (of dicks)
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:30 |
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Burkion posted:I felt really bad about it too. Burkion posted:With Vargerd last night it was just unfortunate. Burk /bɜːk/ verb (transitive) ( slang) 1. To completely blunder a situation in the most ridiculous way possible. usage:
-We had Tommy called, but Jason came then it got all Burk. I guess we're stuck inside the fireplace together now. -I'm not sure how you Burk a car so badly that it blocks the police exit. verb (proper) ( goon) 2. A great goon to group with because of the propensity to Burk. usage:
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:30 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Burk you really burk at posting.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:40 |
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Burkion posted:With Vargerd last night it was just unfortunate.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:43 |
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Motherfucker posted:you really burk at posting.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:48 |
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I support this.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:51 |
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DrNutt posted:Having just watched parts 2 and 3 for the first time, my first thought was "why the gently caress is there no wheelchair guy in the game???" I'm sure the answer is limited resources but... If there was a wheelchair guy I'd have to roll around yelling "Saaaallyyyy!" Wrong franchise but w/e
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:55 |
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King Vidiot posted:If there was a wheelchair guy I'd have to roll around yelling "Saaaallyyyy!" Come on, push! Get back down there and push down!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:56 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Burk
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:00 |
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imweasel09 posted:I'm disappointed there's no anecdote here for when Burk didn't see the shack 2 feet in front of his face. There were like 6 people dead spectating one of his jason 7 games, we hear him ask "where do I live" while looking directly at Jason's shack and then proceed to morph to the opposite side of the shack. I was there for that one as well. He just stood still for a few seconds, looking directly at the shack, and the teleported 20 feet to the other side of it. Clearly some high level Burk strat we don't understand.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:03 |
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You guys didn't see what I saw. Which wasn't my shack. Jasons can be very lost okay Don't judge me
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:04 |
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Wheelchair Bro was one of the rare victims who wasn't an outright jerk in the films. I support the inclusion of Wheelchair Bro
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:10 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I support this. I dont the German government needs to stop playing games with the American people.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:12 |
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My favorite Burk moment was when we all granted him a game of hide+seek with him as Jason 7 and and he still lost.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:19 |
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reignofevil posted:I dont the German government needs to stop playing games with the American people. Counterpoint, I somehow got dumped in a lobby of German players and listening to a growly german playing Jason in a sing-song voice (I assume he was beckoning me to die) is the most pants-shittingly terrifying thing in gaming history.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:20 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:My favorite Burk moment was when we all granted him a game of hide+seek with him as Jason 7 and and he still lost. Terry won that game for you and you know it. Re: The My House incident. So the worst thing was something you guys couldn't see. I was so busy looking for the little icon of where my house was, I actually failed to process that I was right next to it until I had already clicked it. By the time I started teleporting, and you guys started laughing, I realized that my dumb little arrow was near it. Ages ago, Tinfoil, you wondered if I did these things on purpose. The answer is no. The answer is always no.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:22 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:My favorite Burk moment was when we all granted him a game of hide+seek with him as Jason 7 and and he still lost. My hiding spot for that game was so good I tried it in a normal pubbie game to see if I could out last Jason. Worked. Everyone was super pissed.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:24 |
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ComposerGuy posted:My hiding spot for that game was so good I tried it in a normal pubbie game to see if I could out last Jason. I was at one of the Higgins north cabins, not the one you were looking in, Burk. He killed the power at Higgins right off, so I risked it and ran out of the cabin, fixed the power at the barn, then ran back. I was one of the three who survived.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:45 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I was at one of the Higgins north cabins, not the one you were looking in, Burk. I was in the water behind a rock on the far eastern side of the map. I managed to position myself so that my flashlight would hit the rock and not be visible from any angle but directly behind me in the water, and since I thought to pick Jenny I banked on her maxed composure to keep me from lighting up on sense.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:53 |
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y'all should come join the Burklejerk tonight, we had two full lobbies going and most of these goons seem cool. i tend to bail if there are ppl more toxic than me hanging around because holy poo poo how toxic do you have to be, that's some toxic avengers poo poo
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:55 |
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Phyresis posted:y'all should come join the Burklejerk tonight, we had two full lobbies going and most of these goons seem cool. i tend to bail if there are ppl more toxic than me hanging around because holy poo poo how toxic do you have to be, that's some toxic avengers poo poo We've had a couple of poo poo'ers work their way into goon games a few times, they generally don't get reinvited.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:11 |
ChickenHeart posted:Even more baffling are the instances where you get some lucky breaks on a Jason only for them to immediately-disconnect. I constantly use other people as a disguise when I don't really care about them. If Jason's music kicks in while I'm in a cabin with several people I'll hide in a closet and let him chase everyone else.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:25 |
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Burkion posted:With Vargerd last night it was just unfortunate. That first time was me. I bonked him with wrench.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:37 |
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It's the second time I STILL don't get. The first time at least involved the car
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:41 |
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So, sort of a tangent, but Jason really blatantly won Freddy vs Jason right? My friends keep saying it was a draw but like, Jason walked out of the lake looking not much worse for the wear while Freddy's literally just a loving head
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:58 |
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Danaru posted:So, sort of a tangent, but Jason really blatantly won Freddy vs Jason right? My friends keep saying it was a draw but like, Jason walked out of the lake looking not much worse for the wear while Freddy's literally just a loving head But he winked! No, you're right. As soon as Freddy didn't have the home field advantage he was toast. Although you could argue the same of Jason, and he needed help to get back to his own turf. Without those kids he probably wouldn't have ever woken up. Basically whichever one ended up on their home turf was gonna win, and Freddy kinda got screwed over on that one. Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:18 |
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Basebf555 posted:But he winked! Even without the homefield advantage, Jason still held his own really well. He loving tanked everything Freddy did until Freddy finally started invoking Jason's childhood which is pretty much his only real weakness. SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:24 |
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I guess once we get a sequel we'll know for *foam begins spilling out of mouth*
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:29 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Even without the homefield advantage, Jason still held his one really well. He loving tanked everything Freddy did until Freddy finally started invoking Jason's childhood which is pretty much his only real weakness. Eh, that's more a case of Freddy's cockiness than anything else. Once Freddy starts in with the childhood stuff(which is really the main thing his home field provides him, the ability to gently caress with people's minds) it's basically all over.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:30 |
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if you disregard the terrible movie it really boils down to this question: does Jason sleep and dream? if he does he's hosed, if not there's nothin Scary Terry can do
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:33 |
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These spoiler tags are making me chuckle.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:35 |
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the killer is actually Jason's mom, Pamela
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:35 |
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i was a big fan of cheesy slashers growing up and i'll be the first to tell you that it looked like they kinda had to bend over backward to make freddy vs jason look like an actual matchup. in general jason was taking freddy to the cleaners. it reminded me of the transformers franchises when they had metroplex and trypticon square off; trypticon is big, but his alt form is a dinosaur, or a battleship/space station, depending on which continuity we're in. metroplex is an entire loving city and put side by side it distinctly looks like he could punt trypticon like a soccer ball and he'd disappear over the horizon. similarly, yeah sure freddy's a problem when you're a panicky teenager, but when you're the embodied terror of human hunters walking down their prey, the physical form of a loving force of nature that shepherded billions of predatory apes to dominance of a planet, turns out you won't really be that bothered by a weirdo with knife gloves and a scratchy sweater.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:36 |
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reignofevil posted:I guess once we get a sequel we'll know for *foam begins spilling out of mouth* They made a comic of the proposed Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash, I don't know if it was actually any good.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:36 |
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If we disregard FvJ, its pretty unclear if there's anything at all in this world that could put Jason down for good. Even if Jason does dream, what could Freddy do in the dream to actually kill him? If you're a zombie that constantly comes back from the dead then what exactly can a guy with knife fingers even do to you?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:37 |
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it is a transformers analogyBasebf555 posted:If we disregard FvJ, its pretty unclear if there's anything at all in this world that could put Jason down for good. turn him into a little boy and drown him. not joking, it's ez pz
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:39 |
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Phyresis posted:turn him into a little boy and drown him. not joking, it's ez pz He seemed to come back from that one pretty easily in real life though. He's been hacked up, shot, drowned multiple times, blown up, you name it. None of it works in the real world, so why would it work in a dream? The teenagers that Freddy kills are just regular people that he slashes up with is claws, that poo poo won't fly with Jason, little boy or no(again, if we're disregarding FvJ).
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 20:40 |