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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Chances the first question is, "Where's Sean?" are what, 9 out of 10?

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



thrawn527 posted:

Oh man oh man oh man, McConnell might have had this sewn up, but Trump White House hosed it up? Oh man oh man oh man.


sexpig by night posted:

Oh my god the Heller thing really is causing cracks. What a stupid, petty, thing to do for nothing.

running ads against a sitting senator up for a tough reelection

they are literally doing the democrat's job for them

probably better than the democrats would have.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
he's reading some poo poo he never read before now and is trying to sell it as natural speech and it's awful

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Rick perry is drunk

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


feetnotes posted:

everybody knows you just say you hate the beatles to be contrarian, lol

it's the same as being like "shakespeare wasn't even THAT good," you either have some annoying HOT TAKE on it or you just don't know what yr talkin about :shrug:

Trolls? In MY C-spam????? :eyepop:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I'm glad Rick Perry feels that his 5th grade book report is going so well lmao

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

MariusLecter posted:

Rick perry is drunk

You aren't?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/879648656797859840

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

MariusLecter posted:

Rick perry is drunk

I wish, at least he'd have an excuse for how he looks and talks

He's a monumental piece of god drat poo poo

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

thrawn527 posted:

You aren't?

didn't say i wasnt

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The funny thing is perry has actually been a decent doe secretary and has been pretty supportive and even defensive of the doe's clean energy goals etc. Kind of a pleasant surprise

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


RICK!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Josh Holmes, Mr. McConnell’s former chief of staff, said, “That the White House is asking people to take a tough vote and then running ads against members while we’re still in negotiations is so dumb it’s amazing we even have to have the conversation.”
lolololol

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Louisgod posted:

I wish, at least he'd have an excuse for how he looks and talks

He's a monumental piece of god drat poo poo

:yeah:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhd0HyaJYQ

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Oh cool we're still all saying "nucular" huh?

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

thrawn527 posted:

Has anyone checked the bushes?

This joke was brought to you by 3 weeks ago.

his safe space when he heard healthcare got delayed.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

hahahahahahahahha


.....

aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
following texas tradition in saying 'nooc-yoo-lur"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Zero Emissions Nuclear

chernobyl_gallery.jpg

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
The goddamn energy secretary can't say nuclear

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

nucular

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


ugh i'm agreeing with perry, we need more advanced nuclear power


I definitely don't trust the Trump administration to do that right though

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Log082 posted:

ugh i'm agreeing with perry, we need more advanced nuclear power


I definitely don't trust the Trump administration to do that right though

*nucular

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

rick perry gonna invent power armor

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


JOBS

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

simpsonsnucular.mp4

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
if you close your eyes and pretend you're hearing W speak, it'll bring back memories of days long gone.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


It's almost as if Mitch McConnell was instrumental in making sure government was this dysfunctional by virtue of helping to elect a brain dead orange scrotum with a blonde merkin. :thunk:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm the bit on that Time fake about how global warming is causing extinction

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


:madmax:

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

alnilam posted:

The funny thing is perry has actually been a decent doe secretary and has been pretty supportive and even defensive of the doe's clean energy goals etc. Kind of a pleasant surprise

I have a few friends in the agencies. consensus seems to be that if you can avoid the eye of sauron and stay out of the press or GOP advocacy groups crosshairs, you can pretty much do what you want

they literally haven't appointed enough management to enforce the party line

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hannity has a piss tape now??? what a world

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

"Hey guys, we don't remember how to make nuclear power plants because we've been in Oil's pocket for for too goddamned long"

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Log082 posted:

ugh i'm agreeing with perry, we need more advanced nuclear power


I definitely don't trust the Trump administration to do that right though

The reactor shielding will be made of coal.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
This is not even remotely an answer to the question

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


"All of the above" is the stupidest poo poo, it's just an excuse for fossil fuels while giving lip service to the combo of renewable and nuclear we actually NEED.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Mitch: Okay, Heller, what do we need to do to get you to a yes on this bill?

Heller: Well I

*Trump walks by with an old timey one-man band setup, blaring a trumpet and banging on a drum that has "HELLER EATS HIS OWN poo poo" printed on the side*

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Louisgod posted:

if you close your eyes and pretend you're hearing W speak, it'll bring back memories of days long gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKvE3tMIPs

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