OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE

«‹›7086 »

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

as a proud survivor of violence, i am proud to vote to bring the violence to them :getin:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:05

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 16, 2024 12:41

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Iron Crowned posted:

So, the Republicans are the Shadows, and the Democrats are the Vorlons. It all makes sense

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:05

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879771598210945026

pfffffffffff whaaaaaaaat

lmfao

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:05

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

they've also gained some members since the original vote through special elections because democrats are incompetent

to add further insult to injury there are no scheduled congressional baseball games coming up

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:06

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/879785197834653696

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:07

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Kazak_Hstan posted:

lol donald trump is not going to win a fight with disney world

of course he is

most corporate boards don't have the balls to risk a sitting president saying mean things about them on twitter

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

they'll never impeach trump because their own base would rip their bones out with their bare hands for that betrayal

But if they can't work with him anymore, he will be quietly encouraged to resign, either for "health reasons" (which will be spun as "the lying media and libs drove this hard working man into sickness with their cruelty and lies") or "for the good of the country" which will be spun as ("the lying media and libs are actively sabotaging America because they hate trump so much")

there's exactly zero chance that Trump resigns. if people start telling him to resign, the chance will drop into the negatives and he'll probably publicly ridicule them on Twitter

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:07

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Gringostar posted:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:07

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Tainen posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/879785197834653696

perry pretends to be an orb man but he is a fraud

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:08

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

imagine having the o'keeffe mindset where luring an unsuspecting woman into your floating dildo museum under false pretenses makes you the good guy

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:08

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

im very excited for this new reality where every major bill fails at unexpected places and makes the current "republican political genius" eat poo poo

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:09

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

i need more allowance

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:09

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Zikan posted:

im very excited for this new reality where every major bill fails at unexpected places and makes the current "republican political genius" eat poo poo

current republican political genius Harlan Z Hill's head is inflating because his tie is on too tight

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:10

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

the whole government is incompetent morons because the electorate is mostly incompetent morons

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:10

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Is he still really wearing those fake glasses.

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:11

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

tacodaemon posted:

imagine having the o'keeffe mindset where luring an unsuspecting woman into your floating dildo museum under false pretenses makes you the good guy

everyone still willing to vote GOP has some level of psychosis so yea this is easy to imagine

:votegop:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:11

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:11

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Main Paineframe posted:

of course he is

most corporate boards don't have the balls to risk a sitting president saying mean things about them on twitter

on the other hand, most corporate boards are not Motherfucking Walt "we will bury you in court" Disney with a quite literal army of lawyers like the siege scene in Lord of the Rings and they each bill $1000 an hour to which Disney just says "lol what I didn't even feel that"

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:12

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

alnilam posted:

The funny thing is perry has actually been a decent doe secretary and has been pretty supportive and even defensive of the doe's clean energy goals etc. Kind of a pleasant surprise

He's been willing to go with job cuts at national research centers that's going to push back advances in energy tech for years.

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

logikv9 posted:

james o'keefe... in a wig

would

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

he has to bottom though

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Squizzle posted:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

there's a condom museum in amsterdam. i would totally go to a dildo museum.

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

tacodaemon posted:

imagine having the o'keeffe mindset where luring an unsuspecting woman into your floating dildo museum under false pretenses makes you the good guy

Well you know....it's about the IMPLICATION. :heysexy:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

____

_____/

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:13

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

here lies Andrew Breitbart

dead of anger while on a toilet

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:14

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Reality Winner posted:

there's a condom museum in amsterdam. i would totally go to a dildo museum.

there's one in San Fran but I can't remember the name

they have the old sewing-machine style electric ones and everything

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:14

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/879793150587543552

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:14

Pead: May 31, 2001; Nap Ghost

Spoeank posted:

its literally the first result if you GIS bar code time magazine

https://leoamoretti.wordpress.com/tag/time-magazine-text-tutorial/

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:15

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

logikv9 posted:

at what point are we going to maybe have too many of these

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:15

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

logikv9 posted:

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:15

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

trump is a political genius *muslim ban details e tire administration, it continues to be a huge trashfire*

well paul ryan can save the republica *ryans eats poo poo on first ahca attempt, forces unpassable bill to pass the buck to the senate*

mitch mcconnell is the true leader of the *writes crazy bad bill that alienates moderates and tea party extremists, can't calm down trump and has the president attacking the people he needs to convince*

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:15

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

the bitcoin of weed posted:

at what point are we going to maybe have too many of these

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:16

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

logikv9 posted:

perry pretends to be an orb man but he is a fraud

i like my orbs round .

what's been going on how's the healthcare bill doing what else is dumb?
I've been moving the last 24 hours

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:16

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Main Paineframe posted:

of course he is

most corporate boards don't have the balls to risk a sitting president saying mean things about them on twitter

there's exactly zero chance that Trump resigns. if people start telling him to resign, the chance will drop into the negatives and he'll probably publicly ridicule them on Twitter

disney telling trump to gently caress off would actually be fantastic for them since dieneyworld gets most of their money from foreigners (they get most of their money off of hotels and most chuds don't use them) and disneyland is in ca

plus they are extraordinarily lgbtq friendly

# ? Jun 27, 2017 21:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.