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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

angerbeet posted:

Oh so now he's at fault for interacting with the Nation's youth!

at least he's not taking them to pizza parlors this time

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Ekster posted:

so is the "rape is a pre-existing condition" still in this version of the repeal or what

its just as ghoulish as the house version yes

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

and just like that there were three hard nos

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


But he's voting against the bill

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
hmmm....
https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/879801623832408064

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/TPM/status/879803856779173890

hahahahahahahahahaha

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
So your president cubes a Nissan, makin' pisstapes fueled by treason
But Lisa ain't got a circle in the back of her Nissan
My orb-a-conda don't want none
Unless it's the shape of the sun, hon

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Also, I noticed the Hall of Presidents being shut down and I remembered that there were issues involving Trump so my wife (who does not follow politics) got a good laugh about it when I told her.

Even better! It's come out today that Trump's people want to control the script of what Trump-bot says, and Disney is having none of it.

I think they'll just shelve the bot and act like the Trump presidency never happened.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Nuclearmonkee posted:

its just as ghoulish as the house version yes

i object because this bill is not evil enough

- GOP senator 2017

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

it would be very surprising for the republicans to not get more republican senators in 2018 based on the map.

Soft disagree, pickups for the GOP will be just as difficult as Dem pickups, unless something huge happens to make the pendulum swing.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

a rare self-cucking

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lie in that loving bed :colbert:

for you, hopefully it will be a dry one :ocelot::grin:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

lmao everything

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

what the gently caress is this poo poo

i think I have a fever or something

gregday
May 23, 2003

I may believe that every sitting republican is a complicit traitor who deserves to be shoved into the oubliette from '300', but collins and murkowski are not so stupid as to not see what he's trying to do and it's going to backfire so bad. and trump is so unbelievably stupid that he never sees how transparent he is.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


i dont think this is going to happen

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Snuffman posted:

Even better! It's come out today that Trump's people want to control the script of what Trump-bot says, and Disney is having none of it.

I think they'll just shelve the bot and act like the Trump presidency never happened.

"We decided to just have Bannon come down and read the lines, since he is basically the president"

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
lmao this press briefing

Intel&Sebastian posted:

So ladies, if the orb is round,
And you want a Saudi Prince throw down
Dial 1-900-ORBSALOT
And kick them angled thoughts

:orb:

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this man barely knows what is going on at any given moment of the day

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Soft disagree, pickups for the GOP will be just as difficult as Dem pickups, unless something huge happens to make the pendulum swing.

Its a real loving tough map, like there is 1, maybe 2 vulnerable repbulicans and shitload of vulnerable dems. This is the 2012 map, and Obama helped carry a bunch of senators in red states

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/879802240810266624

july is gonna be infrastructure week levels of TRUMP but for a whole month

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

logikv9 posted:

a rare self-cucking

JEB!

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


ArmZ posted:

i dont think this is going to happen

this is the legislative equivalent of trying to build a lego fort with a toddler present

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
did we ever get our tick tick tick tick

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

alright i missed a lot of today's drama

but did the ultra-conservatives kill it just like the first attempt

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SOURCES: McConnell said to also want pony, rainbow

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Monkey Fracas posted:

what the gently caress is this poo poo

i think I have a fever or something

I'm realy confused about whether that actually happened or not and that is really hosed up

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

What's this "it's important that you tried everyone gets a trophy" bullshit?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Snuffman posted:

Even better! It's come out today that Trump's people want to control the script of what Trump-bot says, and Disney is having none of it.

I think they'll just shelve the bot and act like the Trump presidency never happened.

hahahaha that rules a lot

bumble
Oct 15, 2012

R U HOT YET?

fun fact: today is The Room's 14th birthday :toot:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Thom and the Heads posted:

did we ever get our tick tick tick tick

I'm hoping for a 5pm post.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Soft disagree, pickups for the GOP will be just as difficult as Dem pickups, unless something huge happens to make the pendulum swing.

Heitkamp, Donnelly, and McCaskill are all very weak, and the only comparable GOP senator is Heller.

Holding even would be a very good result for the dems.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

SOURCES: McConnell said to also want pony, rainbow

SOURCES: Russia did nothing wrong. Probably the CIA and NSA or something

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Senator Schatz's brain remains unbroken, but soon he will join us.

https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/879802035486560256

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wait......they're really going to make a disney trump president robot



what






:what:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/879801825037307904

this comes a day after meeting india's PM mody. the world's most manipulatable man is the president of the united states. donald jay trump.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
that said we're defaulting in september and succumbing to nuclear fire in Februrary of 2018 so

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i wonder if trumps germophobia prevents him from holding meetings on the can like LBJ would

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/879802240810266624

july is gonna be infrastructure week levels of TRUMP but for a whole month

hahahahah holy poo poo. the end is near

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The Glumslinger posted:

Its a real loving tough map, like there is 1, maybe 2 vulnerable repbulicans and shitload of vulnerable dems. This is the 2012 map, and Obama helped carry a bunch of senators in red states

yeah

heller is the only realistic pickup for the dems in 18 and at least one of the dem senators in red states is going to lose

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