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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Louisgod posted:

how long until somebody puts Trump playing Tennis with his short white shorts on the cover

like, seconds

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


looking for Coins

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

orange sky posted:

We live in a world where the sports illustrated magazine dunks on the US president (Donald Trump)

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/879782747103002624

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/879784355807342593

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/cher/status/879816488172920832

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

:perfect:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

reminder that 98 out of 100 senators voted to make sure trump cannot weaken russia sanctions

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Swastika Symbol Backlash: Former Shop Owner Sues Bethlehem Woman For Defamation

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Louisgod posted:

how long until somebody puts Trump playing Tennis with his short white shorts on the cover

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/879784355807342593



efb :argh:

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



this b*nch is about to be corncobbed bigly :chaostrump:

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




lol that was fast

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/879461686264168448

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Man I've been eating the wrong donkey sauce all these years!

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

dont let the dems touch anything theyll make it worse somehow

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879817385565446144

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/yashar/status/879816843711610882

:thunk:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

JosefStalinator posted:

dont let the dems touch anything theyll make it worse somehow

bill somehow throws 100M off of insurance, passes with veto-proof majorities in both houses

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



best option for Chuck shumer is to agree, make a compromise bill that pisses off hardcore chud republicans, then have all the dems in the Senate vote no so it goes down in flames. like literally agree to cooperate for the sole purpose of dunking on the turtle

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

cher is a loving treasure

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/dril/status/225971096070008832

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
"Binche" is a place (a town) in Belgium where they've had a huge weird party around Lent or one of those Catholic shitfests since like the middle ages and "binche" is the root of the English word "binge".

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

brugroffil posted:

bill somehow throws 100M off of insurance, passes with veto-proof majorities in both houses

but u see we compromised

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

im the roger stone run pro-trump superpac thats taking out a bunch of ads in wapo right now just to get reporters fired lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Augus posted:

having a bigger brain is actually not good because it means the neurons are less compact so you're gonna think less fastly

*begins binding skull*
gently caress learning and practicing gonna physically make my brain bett rr

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Time for Bernie to worm his way into Trump's ear and let him know that all of his stress and misfortune will disappear if he just forces the cowards in the GOP to adopt medicare for all

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Agean90 posted:

best option for Chuck shumer is to agree, make a compromise bill that pisses off hardcore chud republicans, then have all the dems in the Senate vote no so it goes down in flames. like literally agree to cooperate for the sole purpose of dunking on the turtle

That was turtle's plan for months and months during the original ACA, and it's worked for almost a decade as cover for "Dem-only bill rammed down Americans' throats!"

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol, "well I know you might be miffed about me trying to secretly ram thru a pointless murder bill, but can ya help a turtle out??"

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

trump, pissed off at the GOP, decides to go full democrat for the rest of his presidency

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

Time for Bernie to worm his way into Trump's rear end and let him know that all of his stress and misfortune will disappear if he just forces the cowards in the GOP to adopt medicare for all

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Epic High Five posted:

Time for Bernie to worm his way into Trump's ear and let him know that all of his stress and misfortune will disappear if he just forces the cowards in the GOP to adopt medicare for all

if trump sold medicare for all in patriotic language the chuds would eat it the gently caress up but lol that isn't loving happening unless bernie sneaks into the white house and rhetorically fellates trump while he's in a tweetstorming mood at 3am

also people with holes in their brain have problems sleeping which explains the doddering old man getitng lost in the white house and tweeting at 3

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Maybe Mitch will find that some Democrats want to kill people too

:gbsmith:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i swore people said chuck was a pushover

lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879817556999237632

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

so Denali had fake time mags on his walls...lamp

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdOmXrbZdw&t=34s

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Agean90 posted:

best option for Chuck shumer is to agree, make a compromise bill that pisses off hardcore chud republicans, then have all the dems in the Senate vote no so it goes down in flames. like literally agree to cooperate for the sole purpose of dunking on the turtle

reduce the age to enroll in medicare to 0

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Montasque posted:

THE WHITE HOUSE IS DIRECTING PEOPLE TO THE PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO

LOLOLOL

That's it guys, wrap it up. We've been undone. We're all Russians now.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Vertical Lime posted:

i swore people said chuck was a pushover

lol

He seemed like it before he got the leadership position, and he does hold some lovely policy positions. He's been pretty decent so far though.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/879744322232516610
https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/879818480345907200

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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Origami Dali posted:

just bring in the dreaded enforcer that makes congressmen quake in fear and can change a no vote to a yes with a mere glance: mike horsefucker pence

more like a mare glance haha lol ;)

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