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maybe we can have a baby, or a kangaroo for a president next [edit] [ed] [balls] I edited in the "ed balls" thing because I understand that it's culturally appropriate but I admit that I don't really understand it.
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https://twitter.com/CommieFlanders/status/879818619533881345 Poor Nedy 
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Is Rick Perry "Jeff Sessions"-ing the crowd with his slow-rear end stupid speech or he is really just a slow-brain The man took a college class called Meats and barely passed it. He owns a ranch called Niggerhead. Rick Perry bad.
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Agean90 posted:best option for Chuck shumer is to agree, make a compromise bill that pisses off hardcore chud republicans, then have all the dems in the Senate vote no so it goes down in flames. like literally agree to cooperate for the sole purpose of dunking on the turtle This would be great. But McConnell suggesting compromise with the dems isn't a plan B, it's a threat to shoot the hostage. Republicans are that revolted by even the suggestion of compromise.
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brugroffil posted:That was turtle's plan for months and months during the original ACA, and it's worked for almost a decade as cover for "Dem-only bill rammed down Americans' throats!" if chuck did that back to mcconnell i would totally forgive him for being one of the biggest wall st shills of all time
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Log out of your account and see it then idiot
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crazy cloud posted:The man took a college class called Meats and barely passed it. He owns a ranch called Niggerhead. Rick Perry bad. My wife's brother made a "meat book" when he was a kid so I bet he knows more about meat than Rick Perry even though Perry went to the primary agricultural university in Texas and not figuring out "meat" there means you must be a complete idiot.
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/879744322232516610 Context (?): Leo Varadkar is gay but also Trump's brain is mush so who knows
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lmao at the dems who will end up voting for ahca when McConnell can't get Kansas to vote with him. ~*~*~so we can hold him accountable the next time~*~*~
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emfive posted:maybe we can have a baby, or a kangaroo for a president next well the GOP elected an actor and a reality star, so I'm guessing it'll be a porn actor next
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https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/879810158691483649 [waynes-world-get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam.exe]
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Cuk'd!
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I just got an email from Uber which is weird because I've never used Uber.
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Scott Forstall posted:lmao at the dems who will end up voting for ahca when McConnell can't get Kansas to vote with him. This....could still happen lmfao
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Squizzle posted:the jerk store called, theyre running out of jamaican spices!!!!!
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emfive posted:I just got an email from Uber which is weird because I've never used Uber. hope you'll enjoy your imminent rape and death
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Drunkboxer posted:well the GOP elected an actor and a reality star, so I'm guessing it'll be a porn actor next the reality star also has a porn acting credit
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Drunkboxer posted:lol, "well I know you might be miffed about me trying to secretly ram thru a pointless murder bill, but can ya help a turtle out??" Wait wait wait wait wait I thought Republicans already WERE working with Democrats and the DemocRATS were the polarizing ones that don't want to reach across the aisle? So why would he be floating the possibility of working with Schumer if he's already tried it?   "Ella says "hello""
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Drunkboxer posted:well the GOP elected an actor and a reality star, so I'm guessing it'll be a porn actor next hmmm yeah about that...
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Joementum posted:President Trump, if you're looking to hire someone for any of the thousand+ positions you still have to fill, allow me to recommend this guy. For all of them. https://twitter.com/CarmanTse/status/879496744832090112
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emfive posted:My wife's brother made a "meat book" when he was a kid so I bet he knows more about meat than Rick Perry even though Perry went to the primary agricultural university in Texas and not figuring out "meat" there means you must be a complete idiot. i seriously went to look it up because there's no way "meat" is just like looking at and thinking about and eating meat but no they had one big semester project where spam came by and gave them some spam to look at and think about and eat
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the reality star also has a porn acting credit http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304554/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast quote:Donald J. Trump ...
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mods change my name to what is binch
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brugroffil posted:https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/879816059032875008 this is 110% mcconnell bluffing to get conservatives into line btw
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crazy cloud posted:The man took a college class called Meats and barely passed it. He owns a ranch called Niggerhead. Rick Perry bad. 
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Fallen Hamprince posted:this is 110% mcconnell bluffing to get conservatives into line btw yes, but it's still hilarious that he even has to do that
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mormonpartyboat posted:i seriously went to look it up because there's no way "meat" is just like looking at and thinking about and eating meat * hey dude you partying tonight lol * no man I have a big meat test tomorrow and I can't remember stuff about meat
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iirc he was also kicked out of cspam for being a bernie to trump guy
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mormonpartyboat posted:i seriously went to look it up because there's no way "meat" is just like looking at and thinking about and eating meat 
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"Question for the class: how do you take care of meat?" * holy poo poo this is loving breaking my balls, so goddamn hard *
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remember when trump said in tv that he fired the head of the FBI because he wouldn't drop the Russian investigation
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mormonpartyboat posted:i seriously went to look it up because there's no way "meat" is just like looking at and thinking about and eating meat I'm going to Bovine University!
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lol if u block people in any medium
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Al! posted:iirc he was also kicked out of cspam for being a bernie to trump guy just  forever!
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I'm going to Bovine University!
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emfive posted:"Question for the class: how do you take care of meat?" it was a class on processed meats, mostly spam and things like that. so odds are that he forgot to study and couldn't name all 55 kinds of spam.
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