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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



firstaidkite wife done like an anime tituy

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postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.

FirstAidKite posted:

the kind of people that say they read playboy for the articles as an excuse for looking at the centerfolds

Except the part where the feature articles in Playboy are very well written and critically acclaimed, to the point that there was significant production of Braille issues of the magazine and people went to court to fight for it when Congress tried to stop paying for copies for the blind

I wonder how many blind gamers play senran kagura, though

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Lurdiak posted:

    Brand new pause menu music
    New optional camera mode with minimal assist
    Pagies have added signposts to Hivory Towers to help guide players to new worlds
    Design tweaks to all arcade games
    Speed improvement to scrolling through Totals Menu
    New option for shorter 'gibberish' voice sound FX
    New speech volume option
    New ability to speed through dialogue by holding Y
    Cut-scenes can now be skipped with Y
    New moves section added to pause menu, with image guide
    Camera design improvements throughout game (less scripted cameras, door cams now appear behind player etc)
    Restart option added in the pause menu during arcade games and Kartos challenges
    'Sonar-able' objects now have more clear visual identity
    Laser move no longer requires player to crouch
    Minecart control improvements and new visual effects
    Transformation control improvements
    Improved first-person aiming controls
    New first-person aiming control options added
    Improved flying controls
    When transformed, collecting butterflies now restores energy
    Hunter tonic now tracks the last 30 Quills and Casino Tokens, in addition to the Health and Power Extenders. It will also whistle at the location of the closest rare collectable.
    Health UI is now always visible when low
    Design tweaks in various areas (Black Hole in One, Gloomy Gem Grotto etc)
    New icons added for keyboard/mouse controls
    Improved Rampo boss fight
    Added PC Display Settings to the in-game pause menu
    Performance improvements
    Audio improvements

That's one huge loving patch!

They probably should have fought their publisher for a 2 month delay instead of dooming their game to the garbage bin releasing it in april

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact/status/879820428138754048

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

postmodifier posted:

I wonder how many blind gamers play senran kagura, though

Maybe with HD rumble, Senran Kagura Switch can be the first game to demonstrate to blind gamers the appeal of the series

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Lurdiak posted:

Your wife posts on r/animebabes behind your back.

She's super excited for this upcoming anime about horsegirls. Not centaurs, just girls that are also horses and they do horse racing but also maybe they're an idol group as well??

Cowcaster posted:

firstaidkite wife done like an anime tituy

She keeps adding more and more characters to her list of ones she wants to cosplay. I made this gif once representing it and it has only gotten more appropriate over time.

http://i.imgur.com/FBDakTe.mp4

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

lewd

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Any competitive Mario game makes this "fact" highly suspect

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Pretend I managed to find a gif of Mario dunking Yoshi into a pit from SMW

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

postmodifier posted:

Except the part where the feature articles in Playboy are very well written and critically acclaimed, to the point that there was significant production of Braille issues of the magazine and people went to court to fight for it when Congress tried to stop paying for copies for the blind

Oh yeah definitely, hence the disclaimer with the people who use that as an excuse instead of the people who are legitimately reading the articles :P

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


drat it's true.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

FirstAidKite's wife will leave him once they legalize gay 2d marrage

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
:(

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



an actual dog posted:

FirstAidKite's wife will leave him once they legalize gay 2d marrage

actually, like most posters, firstaidkite is literally his avatar, so he's safe

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Regardless of sexuality or explicitness I don't mind if something is pandering so long as it's done in a way that doesn't negatively impact the game. Something like Bastard Bonds is explicitly sexualized but even with the prison colony setting and big-dicked demon hunks it's not really exploitative or rapey and they even let you play as a lady despite the game obviously focusing on gay relationships and beefcake. Meanwhile something like Read Only Memories goes out of it's way to be representative and accommodating to different sexualities and identities but does it in a way that actively hurts the narrative by completely defanging the narrative and removes player choice in favor turning every character into a series of chirping text dumps with the exact same voice.

Or for a completely non-sexually example, how Tales from the Borderlands is happy to pander to fans of the series by letting Handsome Jack have tons of extra dialogue and flavor text through your cybernetic eye but lets everyone else tell him to gently caress off and enjoy the game without it.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Cowcaster posted:

actually, like most posters, firstaidkite is literally his avatar, so he's safe

I wish I was :sigh:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Found the horse anime trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

Cowcaster posted:

actually, like most posters, firstaidkite is literally his avatar, so he's safe

If that's the case then what about my fiancee's avatar

FauxLeather
Nov 7, 2016

Um Bongo
Tell her she's got a nice keyboard

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



FirstAidKite posted:

Found the horse anime trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE


If that's the case then what about my fiancee's avatar



well it explains why she's horny

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Pretend I managed to find a gif of Mario dunking Yoshi into a pit from SMW

Mario expects his allies to make sacrifices too. It's for the good of his 98 extra lives, they'll just shove yoshi back in a tiny egg, it'll be fine.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Getting a strong vibe here that firstkite or whatever has a fiancee who is a real girl (a nerdy one!) and that we should all know it and be impressed.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

postmodifier posted:

Except the part where the feature articles in Playboy are very well written and critically acclaimed, to the point that there was significant production of Braille issues of the magazine and people went to court to fight for it when Congress tried to stop paying for copies for the blind

I wonder how many blind gamers play senran kagura, though
i remember a blind guy on 4chan (back when i read it) who listened to anime dubs like a radio show and he's always post stuff like 'i gather that she is very busty' or 'i think she doesn't have many clothes on during this scene', which was always hilarious to me

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Endorph posted:

i remember a blind guy on 4chan (back when i read it) who listened to anime dubs like a radio show and he's always post stuff like 'i gather that she is very busty' or 'i think she doesn't have many clothes on during this scene', which was always hilarious to me

Well what was his hit rate on those calls?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I'm watching the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams and I kinda want to play that game myself but I don't have a whole lot of friends with Miis so it'd be too quiet and sad. :saddowns:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Chomp8645 posted:

Getting a strong vibe here that firstkite or whatever has a fiancee who is a real girl (a nerdy one!) and that we should all know it and be impressed.

What else do you want me to call her when I refer to her, it's not like she posts here often enough for everyone to recognize "KCB" and I doubt people outside of the discord and streams are gonna know who I'm talking about if I just say "Melody" :P

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



m'lody

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Talking about your SO is A Normal Thing People Do and you shouldn't be a huge goober about it

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


FauxLeather
Nov 7, 2016

Um Bongo

Pollyanna posted:

I'm watching the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams and I kinda want to play that game myself but I don't have a whole lot of friends with Miis so it'd be too quiet and sad. :saddowns:

This is what deterred me from the game when it first came out, and I'm getting a similar vibe from Miitopia.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

don't be mean to fak.....

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

oddium posted:

don't be mean to fak.....

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

chumbler posted:

Well what was his hit rate on those calls?
like 99% the only thing i remember him getting wrong was thinking that rukia was the big boob one in bleach

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


FauxLeather posted:

This is what deterred me from the game when it first came out, and I'm getting a similar vibe from Miitopia.

To be fair it might be just as hilarious if you include yourself and a whole bunch of stupid-looking or injoke Miis, like Vinesauce did, but Vinesauce had the advantage of a whole bunch of people involved in the streams long-term.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

man after trying to find a particular sims mod its depressing how that franchise is in a really lovely place. sims 4 doesnt have enough content and feels way scaled back compared to 3, 3 has enough technical issues its practically unplayable, and the modding community is scattered into tiny pockets locked behind paywalls and register-to-see forums. it just feels dead.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



oddium posted:

don't be mean to fak.....

actually, be mean to everyone, hate everything, and die alone and unloved

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Stexils posted:

man after trying to find a particular sims mod its depressing how that franchise is in a really lovely place. sims 4 doesnt have enough content and feels way scaled back compared to 3, 3 has enough technical issues its practically unplayable, and the modding community is scattered into tiny pockets locked behind paywalls and register-to-see forums. it just feels dead.

speaking of franchises revolving entirely around getting virtual dolls to gently caress each other

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Stexils posted:

man after trying to find a particular sims mod its depressing how that franchise is in a really lovely place. sims 4 doesnt have enough content and feels way scaled back compared to 3, 3 has enough technical issues its practically unplayable, and the modding community is scattered into tiny pockets locked behind paywalls and register-to-see forums. it just feels dead.

paywalls and register-to-see forums are the worst

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Really Pants posted:

paywalls and register-to-see forums are the worst

BOOGEYMAN!!!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Fun story: there was this time she was being creeped on back when she was a freshman in college and the creeper was some guy who looked exactly like george r r martin and even wore the same hat, except he was like 22 years-old. He'd always try to creep on her by trying to get her to break up with me and get with him and he kept talking about how he watches anime porn for the story and I remember one time he asked me if I'd let him "borrow" her so he could date her for a few days and I was like wtf. Also he kept getting her name wrong, calling her Melanie, so he didn't even know her name and, in fact, he said something along the lines of "The way I remember your name is Melanie is that I remember the name Melody and I think of melody and I know your name is similar to that"



Too long didn't read, how the gently caress do you gently caress up your body enough by age 22 that you look like george r r martin does now

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Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Fun story: there was this time she was being creeped on back when she was a freshman in college and the creeper was some guy who looked exactly like george r r martin and even wore the same hat, except he was like 22 years-old. He'd always try to creep on her by trying to get her to break up with me and get with him and he kept talking about how he watches anime porn for the story and I remember one time he asked me if I'd let him "borrow" her so he could date her for a few days and I was like wtf. Also he kept getting her name wrong, calling her Melanie, so he didn't even know her name and, in fact, he said something along the lines of "The way I remember your name is Melanie is that I remember the name Melody and I think of melody and I know your name is similar to that"

sounds like he and yr wife have a lot in common

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