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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



hahahahahaha

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879828637733793793

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Al! posted:

is sushi a sandwich???????? :thunk:

If a wrap is a sandwich so is a roll.

But this was definitely a sandwich.

Pinely
Jul 23, 2013
College Slice
i like it when the media tries to treat mra chuds like real people with real thoughts

reporter - tell me why u became an mra?

chud - my mom forced me to stop making GBS threads my pants

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
for example i am realizing that ive never slow cooked spam

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Should call it vomit spread lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

did i say those people forced to leave cnn would make trump hard

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/879826968878907395

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Yinlock posted:

they already said they're not defaulting

everything else though is gonna suck

man can't you be happy for once

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

i know i say this a lot but at the risk of coming across like a broken record the president of the united states really is a piss-stained fat baby bitch retard lmfebo

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

loving political Daria over here

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

yeah eggplant really is an :effort: vegetable and i continue to be amazed at its relative popularity

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Yea meat paste in a jar is a little beyond where I'm willing to go, but if somebody shows me a way to cook it into a "patty" I might reconsider

probably not though

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

crazy cloud posted:

i know i say this a lot but at the risk of coming across like a broken record the president of the united states really is a piss-stained fat baby bitch retard lmfebo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Glad they found 12 people who lied to stay in the jury.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/879827226702884864

The question is now if the genie can go back in the bottle.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I just finished this amazing healthcare bill, but this tweet is too short to contain the details

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

for example i am realizing that ive never slow cooked spam

man i wonder if spam would shred

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:yayclod:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Zikan posted:

remember that the trump tax plan is this thing that they threw together at literally the last minute



Anytime anyone uses the words stakeholders know they're talking bullshit, I know I've done it enough.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Ekster posted:

yeah eggplant really is an :effort: vegetable and i continue to be amazed at its relative popularity

I used to dislike it but I discovered that if you blast the poo poo out of it in a really hot skillet it can be quite good. Like, not just tolerable, but really tasty.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Ekster posted:

yeah eggplant really is an :effort: vegetable and i continue to be amazed at its relative popularity

ive been using it in curry a lot recently

i cut it into discs and throw it in some oil/salt/pepper and grill on high, the outside crisps up while the inside turns into a soggy mess and the thick part near the skin keeps it all together and its v tasty

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Joementum posted:

Hersh gets proven right time after time but sure, keep doubting it because some lanyard with a defense contract tells you he's crazy this time

Show me where the lanyard touched you

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

fits my needs posted:

Pretty much. Imagine if they start forcing deportations of Afghans back to Afghanistan. or stirring up more terrorist stuff in Kashmir or India proper?

poo poo could get bad, but BUT Modi is Trumps friend and probably agrees on Modi's and Tulsi Gabbard's pro Muslim genocide stances.

They do this already

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
phone interview update: I have a second interview next week. position pays 19/hour and its work from home :beerpal:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

extremely we didn't start the fire synths riff]:

:roflolmao:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/879815389680726016

the usa is a magical place

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

man i wonder if spam would shred

i dont want to spoil too much but let me just say the phrase "twice-baked spam"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879829140068868096

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shageletic posted:

man can't you be happy for once

sadly enough i'm actually the thread optimist

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Secretary of Transportation Jeff Tutorials

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Shageletic posted:

They do this already

not before they make absolutely sure that they are violent extremists

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/879827226702884864

The question is now if the genie can go back in the bottle.

yes

if republicans are anything they're massive cucks

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/879827816870797312

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


i can see why she has the cross in her av; the voice of jesus of nazareth really leaps from her tweets

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879829140068868096

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

god 2017 is so loving good

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/879827226702884864

The question is now if the genie can go back in the bottle.

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/879826244711448579
https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/879826901950283776

trust ralston for heller stuff

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

Secretary of Transportation Jeff Tutorials

a series of fireside chats about lifehacks

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cops are like safety patrol except they can legally murder you

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

me: i think everything will erode slowly into miserable dust instead of nuclear fire killing us all instantly
other posters: wow get a load of mr rainbow unicorn idealist over here

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