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Scary! posted:Hate to break the party, but you know oxballs/NCP don't actually believe what they say, right? They're figurative strawmen. No, they're real and cool, and this thread is now about our very real and cool conversation with the two of them. I figure if what they were doing was a problem, they would have been probed/banned. We gotta take them seriously, they post so much, right? 
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:OuR pReSiDeNt When he becomes cross with fake news russia SAD this can be heard echoing through the white house halls  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1uIWA7Jh4&t=24s
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I said conspiratorial bent, not Deus Ex 3 obama: our electronic old men and their flexibility has allowed us to make progress in the mythical city on the hills medvedev: mhm
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I think the Trumpers have learned from their idol and just spew out nonstop controversial statements because, even if they upset people, they get the constant attention they need and crave. It's sad they seem so fragile and insecure. It's also sad that so many of you here keep feeding into it. Sad!
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Had a 93y/o patient tell me today that, "They always think you have dementia so they ask you all these questions, they asked me 'what year is it' and i really shocked them. I said, 'it's 2017, Trump is president, god help us all.' I just can't believe these people are so easily fooled, because they are the ones that are going to pay for it when their health care gets taken away." Made me lol a bit, also she had just moments before told me she wished she was dead, but it was related to her injuries not Trump.
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when I worked at a grocery store there were two regulars that we all knew by name, one of them was a big fat dude in a parka and like seven sweatshirts even in the summertime, and he was really stinky and you could smell his b.o. from like 50 yards away, and he sat in the cafe area just stinking up the joint all day, that was raymond, and the other was a pale old man dressed all hari krishna who smelled less bad but of pee instead of b.o. and he would shuffle around the store mumbling to himself and occasionally shouting a sentence fragment about jesus at surprised passerbys, and that was... ronnie, I think? it's been a minute. anyway they each only ever spent like three dollars in a week, but it was always a great time when both of them were in the store at once, because, while they were crazy, they were always crazy in the exact same way, so you knew they were harmless, but the customers didn't, and you got to see the process on people's faces of realizing, like, oh, it's that guy? there's... something wrong with him? and they were actually really normal to talk to when you running their order. also not vagrants, like you might assume- I met both raymond's mom, who he lived with, and ronnie's caretaker. it livened up the swing shift, but the smell did get to you after a while, so I didn't really mind when the new manager banned them from the store after customer complaints. I choose now as the moment to bring this up
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Cubone posted:when I worked at a grocery store there were two regulars that we all knew by name, one of them was a big fat dude in a parka and like seven sweatshirts even in the summertime, and he was really stinky and you could smell his b.o. from like 50 yards away, and he sat in the cafe area just stinking up the joint all day, that was raymond, and the other was a pale old man dressed all hari krishna who smelled less bad but of pee instead of b.o. and he would shuffle around the store mumbling to himself and occasionally shouting a sentence fragment about jesus at surprised passerbys, and that was... ronnie, I think? it's been a minute. big ol lol
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LifeSunDeath posted:Had a 93y/o patient tell me today that, "They always think you have dementia so they ask you all these questions, they asked me 'what year is it' and i really shocked them. I said, 'it's 2017, Trump is president, god help us all.' I just can't believe these people are so easily fooled, because they are the ones that are going to pay for it when their health care gets taken away." Made me lol a bit, also she had just moments before told me she wished she was dead, but it was related to her injuries not Trump. Good username post my friend.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Had a 93y/o patient tell me today that, "They always think you have dementia so they ask you all these questions, they asked me 'what year is it' and i really shocked them. I said, 'it's 2017, Trump is president, god help us all.' I just can't believe these people are so easily fooled, because they are the ones that are going to pay for it when their health care gets taken away." Made me lol a bit, also she had just moments before told me she wished she was dead, but it was related to her injuries not Trump. This was an interesting anecdote. It made me imagine an opposite situation, a "Memento" type scenario where someone with memory impairment is repeatedly told that Trump has been elected president as a form of torture.
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NotWearingPants posted:This was an interesting anecdote. It made me imagine an opposite situation, a "Memento" type scenario where someone with memory impairment is repeatedly told that Trump has been elected president as a form of torture. It's like the movie "hostel" but "hospitel" I'll be here all week! 
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That's a lol, dissed by a famine island that was cucked into leaving the EU.
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Burt Sexual posted:That's a lol, dissed by a famine island that was cucked into leaving the EU. Ireland isn't leaving. You're thinking of Northern Ireland.
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This is the Irish woman Trump cat-called, Caitriona Perry This is Ivanka Trump.  Caitriona  Ivanka  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMp241gAcw Tumble fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Quidam Viator posted:But yeah, think about how far the whole process has lowered the bar, right? There has NEVER been a presidential candidate or viewership so POROUS to questionable outside influences. I mean, there's an anonymous "guy" named Jeff who has a perfectly well-established identity as a GTA V poster. The "man" make a post on twitter, the leader of the free world re-tweet it. this thread makes me laugh so loving hard, and it's not at Trump
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, how about what a distributed collective of artificial intelligences, carefully curated to make posts that catch attention? How is that any less plausible than this loving chaos timeline? You think Trump's well-oiled machine is still in charge of online messaging???
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Tumble posted:This is the Irish woman Trump cat-called, Caitriona Perry He just thought they were his pet giraffe
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Smirr posted:it just finally hit me that donald john trump is president of the united states of america. lol You are truly blessed to begin to receive the LOLs that can only come from such enlightenment!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Thank you twitter for this Man, people are so ecstatic about having a rich, white jagoff in the White House again that their brains have melted into the same pudding-like, putrid piles of mush the president's own brain has become. I mean look at this. Look.
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Tumble posted:This is the Irish woman Trump cat-called, Caitriona Perry while it is true that he has sex with or at the very least very badly wants to have sex with his daughter, this is a stretch, my man
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:OuR pReSiDeNt IT'S A TRUMP! (because he looks like Admiral Ackbar)
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Thank you twitter for this Why is Uhura from Star Trek up there? Does Dunny Temp not like TOS?
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paul_soccer10 posted:while it is true that he has sex with or at the very least very badly wants to have sex with his daughter, this is a stretch, my man Nah he's just a plain ol dirty man? They do look similar, would do sloppiest after he got pissed on.
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Catastrophe posted:Man, people are so ecstatic about having a rich, white jagoff in the White House again that their brains have melted into the same pudding-like, putrid piles of mush the president's own brain has become. I mean look at this. Look. I think this is ironic my dude
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Sarah Huckabee...promoted a news story she couldnt give any credibility and then complained about fake news while defending a president who gets his news from the one "news network" that is forced to call itself an entertainment channel...what the gently caress is going on in this country? Why are facts and reality a debatable thing now?
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TotalLossBrain posted:This account gets it: https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/879857221768798208 That's good. About as much as Modi inviting ivanka to India for a leadership meeting on a global business meeting. Because...
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Catastrophe posted:Man, people are so ecstatic about having a rich, white jagoff in the White House again that their brains have melted into the same pudding-like, putrid piles of mush the president's own brain has become. I mean look at this. Look. I know what you mean. They completely missed the comic potential of sneaking a crying Jordan in there.
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AkumaHokoru posted:Sarah Huckabee...promoted a news story she couldnt give any credibility and then complained about fake news while defending a president who gets his news from the one "news network" that is forced to call itself an entertainment channel...what the gently caress is going on in this country? Why are facts and reality a debatable thing now? donald trump is the president of the united states of america
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Cubone posted:dezinformatsiya is a Russian political strategy that seeks to obscure the truth by falsely equating the unremovable subjectivity of responsible journalism reporting on factual events and information with baseless propagandistic nonsense. the idea is that if the populace is convinced that there is no such thing as objective truth, the state can get away with egregious and transparent abuse of the public trust, because even parties reporting the unvarnished truth will be unable to convince the majority of people of that, thus the bulwark that the free press provides against government corruption is defeated not in name but in practice. Too real bro. That's not a lol 
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tpink posted:Too real bro. That's not a lol Just listen to more russian hard bass music you'll get it.
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tpink posted:Too real bro. That's not a lol sorry. I try my best
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Cubone posted:donald trump is the president of the united states of america what the...no way!
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AkumaHokoru posted:Sarah Huckabee...promoted a news story she couldnt give any credibility and then complained about fake news while defending a president who gets his news from the one "news network" that is forced to call itself an entertainment channel...what the gently caress is going on in this country? Why are facts and reality a debatable thing now? Not that she isnt batshit, but CNN being complete garbage for the last 10 years really isn't helping.
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