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AUG, yes, but fantastic nickname
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More like Bazongas Ricky.
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Jun 27, 2017 20:37
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cash crab posted:AUG, yes, but fantastic nickname Would you buy bubble gum from this man?
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Jun 27, 2017 21:08
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Mostly just awkward.
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Jun 27, 2017 21:27
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oldpainless posted:Is he wearing a towel? More like oldpantsless
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Jun 27, 2017 21:37
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Mr Cool ice has really let himself go
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Jun 27, 2017 22:10
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 Guess what he got kicked out for.
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throw to first drat IT posted:I'm not sure horse cock is what this thread needs right now. Just say when.
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Jun 27, 2017 22:45
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zoux posted:
Leaving the toilet seat up?
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Jun 27, 2017 22:48
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zoux posted:
Don't know if better if it were left outside neatly and ransacked by thieves, or if the person doing the kicking out tossed it all out like that. Golden either way
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Jun 27, 2017 22:50
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"so what do you play man" *opens guitar case and pulls out cards* "slivers, my dude"
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zoux posted:
kiddie porn?
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Jun 28, 2017 00:21
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:kiddie porn? lol
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Screaming Idiot posted:"so what do you play man"
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:kiddie porn? lol Also I hope there was maybe a "gather this!" involved
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Is the answer Cheating or am I missing something?
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Jun 28, 2017 01:18
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Yeah I mean what the gently caress if I wanted loving riddles I'd go to http://gimmefuckingriddles.org or something.
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Jun 28, 2017 01:26
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It's Too Much Magic Cards. The person that did that is mad at Magic the Gathering, and boyfriends who are obsessed with it.
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Jun 28, 2017 01:43
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Judging by the guitar and pile of filthy clothes I'm going to guess it was somebody who was a total load on others. You know, only works part time, can't seem to be bothered to help around the house or pay their share of the bills, but always seems to have money for cards. Rent comes due, the guy says yet again "uh hey don't have it, I'll pay later" when somebody finally snaps and says "gently caress you, sell some of your cards to make rent today or GTFO." The guy was then mortified that such a thing would even be suggested so the cards and what few things the guy owned got tossed out into the street in a final "gently caress you" moment. ...not that I've known people like that. Nosiree. Never.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Judging by the guitar and pile of filthy clothes I'm going to guess it was somebody who was a total load on others. You know, only works part time, can't seem to be bothered to help around the house or pay their share of the bills, but always seems to have money for cards. Rent comes due, the guy says yet again "uh hey don't have it, I'll pay later" when somebody finally snaps and says "gently caress you, sell some of your cards to make rent today or GTFO." The guy was then mortified that such a thing would even be suggested so the cards and what few things the guy owned got tossed out into the street in a final "gently caress you" moment. Did you find a place to stay?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Judging by the guitar and pile of filthy clothes I'm going to guess it was somebody who was a total load on others. You know, only works part time, can't seem to be bothered to help around the house or pay their share of the bills, but always seems to have money for cards. Rent comes due, the guy says yet again "uh hey don't have it, I'll pay later" when somebody finally snaps and says "gently caress you, sell some of your cards to make rent today or GTFO." The guy was then mortified that such a thing would even be suggested so the cards and what few things the guy owned got tossed out into the street in a final "gently caress you" moment. I had a similar situation. An old coworker of mine who'd quit months before waited for me outside work to ask if he could crash at my place for a while -- apparently the folks he was staying with had moved, and he didn't have a place to stay. I figured, "Why not?" and let him come to my place, because I thought it'd be nice to have someone to hang out with. At first it was fine, with me working, and him doing miscellaneous chores in return. And then he stopped doing chores. And then he started inviting people to my house while I was away. I put my foot down. I told him either he found a job, or he would have to find somewhere else to live. I'm not allowed to have extended company where I live, and he'd already overstayed his welcome; luckily my landlords are pretty chill. He eventually did get a job at a nearby factory. It wasn't bad work for this lovely town -- 12 hour shift, $8.30 to start, to be raised to over $9.00 after three months plus benefits. Indeed, he made more money than I did. So I told him to start saving money for his own place, and all I'd ask would be a few bucks to help with groceries and for him to pay half the cable bill since he was always on Xbox Live using my TV. Yet, despite making more money than me, he was always broke. I had to buy all the groceries, pay for the whole cable bill, do all the chores, and clean up after his messes -- I still find his dirty socks and "used" tissues in weird nooks and crannies in my apartment. Somehow, he always had new games to play, though, and he never ran out of Xbox Live time, and half the time I'd come home my place would stink of pot, which he blamed on the catbox. Eventually he "lost" his job (I later found out he quit) and double-down on his mooching, and I, being an idiot, let him stay for another couple of months until one night I got home and asked if he would mind turning the TV down so I could go to bed early. He lost his poo poo, screaming at me about how mean I am, about how I'm always telling him what to do, about how I have no friends and nobody likes me, and all sorts of wonderful bridge-burning things. He'd blown up at me before, but I always took it in stride, writing it up to him feeling bad that he didn't have a place to live or a job of his own -- I was in his position for entirely too long, so I tried tobe lenient. But after everything that had happened, I snapped. I told him to grab his poo poo and leave, that night. No more waiting, no more patience, and if he didn't have everything he owned off my property in ten minutes, no more stuff. If he truly didn't like me, I said, then he shouldn't have to put up with me. He eventually left, although not without making sure make as big a mess as possible upon leaving. So now he bitches and moans on Facebook about how nobody likes him, nobody wants to hang out with him, no girl wants him, no business will hire him, and how his brother is so mean to him. And now that my place is my own again, I can finally keep it clean and tidy and I can finally invite my friends over without feeling embarrassed about the disgusting, unwashed slob marinating in his own grease on my couch.
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Muster Rays
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yeah I mean what the gently caress if I wanted loving riddles I'd go to http://gimmefuckingriddles.org or something. gently caress man I was really jonesing for some riddles and now I'm just disappointed
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Rad Lieutenant posted:gently caress man I was really jonesing for some riddles and now I'm just disappointed 
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Jun 28, 2017 03:51
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  more AUG for the quote rather than the picture:  ...really? Superbad 2? Why, because the last one ended on such a cliffhanger?
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Jun 28, 2017 03:51
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:more AUG for the quote rather than the picture: It's you, you're the AUG for thinking this is real.
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Shrapnig posted:It's you, you're the AUG for thinking this is real. I'm sorry that I go outside every so often and don't sit around analyzing the possibility of Photoshop in every picture I see. I hope this expresses my deep regret:   (don't be triggered, this may also be Photoshop!)   That lady looks like Daenerys Targaryen.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:That lady looks like Daenerys Targaryen. You don't actually keep your posting on topic, just the pictures.
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Jun 28, 2017 04:06
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Shrapnig posted:It's you, you're the AUG for thinking this is real. There is precedent: 
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Jun 28, 2017 04:08
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I'm sorry that I go outside every so often and don't sit around analyzing the possibility of Photoshop in every picture I see. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Jun 28, 2017 04:09
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yeah I mean what the gently caress if I wanted loving riddles I'd go to http://gimmefuckingriddles.org or something. I actually clicked that hoping for riddles, dick. Well played. Not even mad.
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zoux posted:It's Too Much Magic Cards. The person that did that is mad at Magic the Gathering, and boyfriends who are obsessed with it. That makes sense. I help out at my friends' game shop a couple of times a month. I was talking to a dude, probably 20 years old, as I was ringing up his purchase of Magic cards. He told about how he doesn't pay his bills and is already in collections. But, he still needs to buy the new rare cards for his deck. I didn't really know how to respond .
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Jun 28, 2017 06:22
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I'm really sorry for anyone who thought they would be getting some loving riddles.
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Jun 28, 2017 06:24
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I'm sorry that whiteyfats isn't here to redeem us.
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Jun 28, 2017 06:38
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The fursuit video https://youtu.be/SPn-r4DC3Uw
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Jun 28, 2017 06:41
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Whats the story on links hair color?
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Jun 28, 2017 07:12
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Power chords Lel
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Jun 28, 2017 07:20
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Dreddout posted:Whats the story on links hair color? It's probably just that link has different hair colors in different games, unless there's some deep lore behind this guy...
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Dreddout posted:Whats the story on links hair color? He wants to gently caress brunette Link but not blonde Link 
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