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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
linkedin has job listings that seem pretty ok to me :shrug:

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buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME
Lol my last job before this was a clusterfuck of them paying me too little, me not giving a poo poo about my work as a result, and then verbally promising poo poo and never delivering. Only job in my life I worked less than a year at.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


good questions to ask in telephone interview:

1) how many vacancies there are (important imo)
2) what kind of culture they have i.e what kind of engineer are they looking for
3) if there are any deficiencies/concerns about your application

i asked these three today and now i know pretty much exactly the kind of person who is gonna get hired and it's gonna 75% not be me imo but we'll see since the interview went well

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

qhat posted:

good questions to ask in telephone interview:

1) how many vacancies there are (important imo)
2) what kind of culture they have i.e what kind of engineer are they looking for
3) if there are any deficiencies/concerns about your application

i asked these three today and now i know pretty much exactly the kind of person who is gonna get hired and it's gonna 75% not be me imo but we'll see since the interview went well

When was the last time you took a vacation? is another good question.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


one of my coworkers just took a job for $85/hr :eyepop:

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


a couple of months ago I PMed a yosposter who was offering career help. he said he'd be willing to recommend me for a job at a big tech company, and after thinking about it for a while I decided that moving to SV was something I'd be willing to do. anyway by the time I decided I was okay with moving, he had drifted off, so I decided to just start applying to things on my own. and so after a number of phone interviews and flying out for an in-person, I've got a fancy new job at a big tech company.

basically don't assume that you need to know someone in order to find something good. i started all of this by literally going to the big tech company websites and mashing the careers button. this is something that anyone can do

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

DuckConference posted:

a couple of months ago I PMed a yosposter who was offering career help. he said he'd be willing to recommend me for a job at a big tech company, and after thinking about it for a while I decided that moving to SV was something I'd be willing to do. anyway by the time I decided I was okay with moving, he had drifted off, so I decided to just start applying to things on my own. and so after a number of phone interviews and flying out for an in-person, I've got a fancy new job at a big tech company.

basically don't assume that you need to know someone in order to find something good. i started all of this by literally going to the big tech company websites and mashing the careers button. this is something that anyone can do

Last job search I did lasted two weeks from start to finish and I ended up applying to over 50 jobs. shotgun approach works even if it's drat tedious.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Classical Muzak posted:

Last job search I did lasted two weeks from start to finish and I ended up applying to over 50 jobs. shotgun approach works even if it's drat tedious.
if you make it your job to find a job you'll find a job

whether it's a good job or a job worth keeping depends on how long you keep at it

Iverron
May 13, 2012

Mine lasted about 6-7 months with a few breaks and lots of pickiness early on. After asking for advice here wrt resumes and cover letters my response rate went above 80% and I had to turn down a couple offers.

To be honest I think migrating to a 1 pager that was built to be skimmed did most of that work. No one was bothering to read my poo poo before tossing my resume.

StackOverflow was no doubt the highest quality results, but I had a really bad experience with a local company that had a bait / switch listing (and still does).

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

PokeJoe posted:

one of my coworkers just took a job for $85/hr :eyepop:

dang, what happened?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cocoa Crispies posted:

dang, what happened?

Sounds like he was offered a job for 1.7 figgies and took it.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


PokeJoe posted:

one of my coworkers just took a job for $85/hr :eyepop:

w2? nice

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


ratbert90 posted:

Sounds like he was offered a job for 1.7 figgies and took it.

in no way is that 1.7 figgies

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Classical Muzak posted:

Last job search I did lasted two weeks from start to finish and I ended up applying to over 50 jobs. shotgun approach works even if it's drat tedious.

Shotgun approach is the best approach, you just need a good resume and excellent cover letter template that you edit only to throw the lovely buzzwords in the job description back at them.

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

just lol if u dont have a network that can get u a job

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Unfortunately my current network works crappy jobs.

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

qhat posted:

Unfortunately my current network works crappy jobs.

Mine was a combo of that and being very early on my career so my software engineer professional network was weak.

My IT one on the other hand is strong, but I got out of IT work for a reason.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

qhat posted:

Unfortunately my current network works crappy jobs.

sounds like you need to become a more prolific internet poster

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

in no way is that 1.7 figgies
the ol' $5/year

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Cocoa Crispies posted:

dang, what happened?

he interviewed at a new company and got a job offer, i guess as a mid level? hes under a principal dev but has to mentor some jrs


ya

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

in no way is that 1.7 figgies

I thought 100,000$ == 1 figgie?
Or was it 100 figgies/100,000$ ? :confused:

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016
5 figgies = 10000
6 figgies = 100000

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

double ohm seven posted:

5 figgies = 10000
6 figgies = 100000

oh my bad.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
It would be pretty nice to be paid 100 figgies. Maybe if you work at Google.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.
pretty sure 100 figgies is more than the GDP of earth.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Doom Mathematic posted:

I'd work at Google for 101 figgies.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

I'd work for ISIS for 101 figgies

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
The joke is that a googol is 101 figures. Never mind.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

ratbert90 posted:

I thought 100,000$ == 1 figgie?
Or was it 100 figgies/100,000$ ? :confused:

dude. its literally the number of figures (digits)

10,000 to 99,999 = numbers with 5 figures in them.
100,000 to 999,999 = numbers with 6 figures in them.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

The Management posted:

dude. its literally the number of figures (digits)

10,000 to 99,999 = numbers with 5 figures in them.
100,000 to 999,999 = numbers with 6 figures in them.

I get it! Jeeze!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
who thought that 1.5 figgies was 150k a year

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

RISCy Business posted:

who thought that 1.5 figgies was 150k a year

nobody. that one guy thought 6.5 figgies was 150k

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

6.5 figgie fucktard

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


mishaq posted:

6.5 figgie fucktard

Mods change my name

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

fart simpson posted:

nobody. that one guy thought 6.5 figgies was 150k

legit wondering what 6.5 figgies is supposed to mean

e: im dumb

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

fart simpson posted:

nobody. that one guy thought 6.5 figgies was 150k

ah gently caress i mistyped, my bad

yeah that guy ruled

6.5 figgies is 500k/year because it's halfway to 7 figgies :rolleyes:

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

RISCy Business posted:

ah gently caress i mistyped, my bad

yeah that guy ruled

6.5 figgies is 500k/year because it's halfway to 7 figgies :rolleyes:

6.5 figgies is closer to pi*6figgies than 500k. :eng101:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

leper khan posted:

6.5 figgies is closer to pi*6figgies than 500k. :eng101:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

we've been over this, the formula is salary = 10(figgies-1)

carry on then fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jun 28, 2017

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
sup my figgies

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
im over 6 figgies for the first time in my life and my brain is struggling to process it cuz as a kid my lifes goal was to make 20k a year so i could stop shoplifting food.

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