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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i love president zuckergod

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
If he smashed his dick with a hammer on live tv i'd think about voting for him.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Al! posted:

xposting lmao

No fuckin way lmaooooooooooo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Al! posted:

xposting lmao

yeah, this is totally the guy who's gonna surprise us all with an intersectional and progressive platform

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i feel god in these shitposts tonight

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Shear Modulus posted:

yeah, this is totally the guy who's gonna surprise us all with an intersectional and progressive platform

people like zuckerberg are exactly who come to mind when i think about liberal intersectionality

nothing about facebook is incompatible with identity politics

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

MaxxBot posted:

My personal favorite part is where people suggest probations for the posters claiming that Trump is gonna win lol.

:lol:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Al! posted:

xposting lmao

we're all gonna die

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think zuckerberg thinks he can win by exerting some kind of low level mind control thru manipulating social media, and hell me too

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

deadgoon posted:

i feel god in these shitposts tonight

Oh lord~

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

dnc store update: you can, right now, buy a shirt reading "#proudofpotus"

jfc

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

i love president zuckergod

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Al! posted:

i think zuckerberg thinks he can win by exerting some kind of low level mind control thru manipulating social media, and hell me too
People love free poo poo as long as it doesn't come out of their income.

Doctor Roosevelt
Jun 17, 2006

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

xposting lmao

ripping chunks of flesh off of my face rn from reading this

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
we did it guys, we finally found a candidate worse then Hillary!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Zuckerberg laid out his lofty ambition in a Chicago speech last week that suggested Americans are in need of something to unify their lives.

"It's so striking that for decades, membership in all kinds of groups has declined as much as one-quarter," he said during a rally for Facebook users who've built large community-support groups on the site. "That's a lot of of people who now need to find a sense of purpose and support somewhere else."

He added, "People who go to church are more likely to volunteer and give to charity — not just because they're religious, but because they're part of a community."


Zuckerberg thinks Facebook can help, using its networking power to organize people.


I think I figured out the reason Zuck found God again. For that volunteer/charity giver look.


quote:

"A church doesn't just come together. It has a pastor who cares for the well-being of their congregation, makes sure they have food and shelter. A little league team has a coach who motivates the kids and helps them hit better. Leaders set the culture, inspire us, give us a safety net, and look out for us."

Zuck is our pastor/leader

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


hahahahahahahahahaha

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
His sense that the decline of mass organizations has something to do with why the country is so atomized and lovely is....correct actually.

Maybe he'll encourage fb employees and the service workers who they no doubt pay as contractors to unionize :)

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

GalacticAcid posted:

His sense that the decline of mass organizations has something to do with why the country is so atomized and lovely is....correct actually.

Maybe he'll encourage fb employees and the service workers who they no doubt pay as contractors to unionize :)
Can't unionize an AI, only assimilate.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

GalacticAcid posted:

His sense that the decline of mass organizations has something to do with why the country is so atomized and lovely is....correct actually.

Maybe he'll encourage fb employees and the service workers who they no doubt pay as contractors to unionize :)

Zuck will do more. Zuck will cure all diseases.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Does anyone have a link to the election night thread handy?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Zuck's point about how Americans lack meaning and purpose is absolutely true IMO

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/879745717249724416

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i've never felt closer in any community then my brothers in the phat rear end white girl facebook group

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Zuck's point about how Americans lack meaning and purpose is absolutely true IMO

reeducation camps can change that real quick

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Zuck's point about how Americans lack meaning and purpose is absolutely true IMO

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



it is and facebook contributed to it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
'We built it already, now it just needs to run.'

Americans works pointless / meaningless jobs and have no higher purpose, and shallow entertainment can't fill the void so everyone is existentially hosed up all the time. Oh I also think this is what's giving us these charismatic false prophets like Obama and Trump.

Ideally there'd be socialism or some kind of UBI so people don't have to work so many pointless lovely jobs and can do more self-fulfilling things.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
loving earthers with their free drugs and Basic, i'm a mars man

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

'We built it already, now it just needs to run.'

Americans works pointless / meaningless jobs and have no higher purpose, and shallow entertainment can't fill the void so everyone is existentially hosed up all the time. Oh I also think this is what's giving us these charismatic false prophets like Obama and Trump.

Ideally there'd be socialism or some kind of UBI so people don't have to work so many pointless lovely jobs and can do more self-fulfilling things.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

there were some really bad posts around page 87~ but i'm glad we over came and things got better

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Zuck's point about how Americans lack meaning and purpose is absolutely true IMO

its true, you should all join DSA

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




whose idea was it to put this gramsci quote with bubble bobble because the end result is really good

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


logikv9 posted:

loving earthers with their free drugs and Basic, i'm a mars man

bomb the asteroid belt and take their minerals

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shear Modulus posted:

it is and facebook contributed to it

'we will help revolutionize the town square!'

*gets dumb, fat, elects trupm*

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

its true, you should all join DSA

what's the dsa gonna do

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Karl Barks posted:

there were some really bad posts around page 87~ but i'm glad we over came and things got better

All post are equal under Zuck, indivisible, with community and thought leader(s) for all.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

deadgoon posted:

what's the dsa gonna do

different branches have different projects, east bay where i am is part of the push for the single payer bill and has been doing canvassing and phone banking for it

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


deadgoon posted:

what's the dsa gonna do

its won more elections than the dnc this year so far so more than the dnc

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Karl Barks posted:

there were some really bad posts around page 87~ but i'm glad we over came and things got better

all posts are really bad friend

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